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January 21, 2020

Welcome To The Neighborhood

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Comments (50)

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Todd R · February 7, 2020

I've always imagined Melon as an AI that intentionally skipped the normal orientation process and said, "Thanks but I'll figure it out on my own."

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Matt Grayson · January 21, 2020

Note that the last time Roko suggested that Yay was listening in on her, Yay responded that they were *trying* to adhere to their agreement. (emphasis mine) I always wondered why they qualified it, given their "almost limitless abilities".

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Daryl Sawyer · January 22, 2020

Almost limitless... the main limit being "self control". :p

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Auros Harman · January 21, 2020

"I've been standing here the whole time, my bodies can turn invisible," would not surprised me at all, coming from Yay Friend.

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Some Ed · January 23, 2020

No. I mean, sure, that's the honest answer, but Yay Newfriend wouldn't *admit* that. Of course, the answer they gave is also true, because they did rent the recharge pod downstairs because they don't want to be a mooch. I mean, just because they're not Sven doesn't mean they *have* to be a mooch.

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Douglas E. Smith · January 21, 2020

Yay's intrusion into Roko's life really makes me wonder if they're actually lonely or if friendship is just one more experience to have with a distributed consciousness. What is the rest of Yay doing? Questions abound!

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Sleepy John · January 21, 2020

So now all Melon has to do to visit Ysy is make a volcano that will go through Roko’s floor, too!

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Sleepy John · January 21, 2020

I would have given a great deal for a manual for this body, between the ages of ten and twenty-one.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 21, 2020

I'm ambling towards 70. WHERE THE HELL IS MY MANUAL?

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Jason Zions · January 21, 2020

When did Yay switch from round speech bubbles to square? I thought that was one of the "wow!" aspects of Spooky Bot - they're not meat-human but their speech is in meat-human bubbles.

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Matt Grayson · January 21, 2020

Trying to fit in now that they are a usual public presence?

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Thomas Boys · January 21, 2020

Missed pun opportunity: "Welcome to the Yayborhood"

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Pantastic80 · January 21, 2020

Don't know why, but spooky bot is sooo hot... Okay I know why *lol*

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Fart Captor · January 21, 2020

Melon's outfit is ADORABLE

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OldGoat · January 21, 2020

That confirms that some 'droids opt for nothing more than a secure place to recharge. Great if you're a frugal sort.

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Brian · January 21, 2020

Well, she DID donate her billions to a good cause, she might be frugal for a while.

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LH · January 21, 2020

i guess Yay is now the Kramer of QC

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Miyaa · January 21, 2020

Yay is more like Nigel from Frasier than Kramer from Seinfeld. Melon is definitely more like Kramer.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 21, 2020

Who else lives in that building? Or is going to move in there? (Now I have a Tom Lehrer ear worm... "Who's next?")

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Bagge · January 21, 2020

Oh Melon. OF COURSE you could make terrible mistakes in a charging pod. Believe in yourself.

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BioYuGi · January 21, 2020

Roko was a goddamn COP and she didn't know she could change her appearance at any time for undercover work or anything else like that?

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Gangler · January 21, 2020

I'm pretty sure that just because you're a cop doesn't mean you're eligible for any kind of work involving disguises. Get the impression there's a pretty clear delineation between the officers who pull you over for traffic tickets and the officers who infiltrate the mob.

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Inahc · January 21, 2020

Wait, Melon sees Roko as purple? She looks pink to me. Magenta at most.

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Chuck Dee · January 21, 2020

She's switching back in that same panel. If you look at her hands, you can see her green color gradually switching.

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James R. Strickland · January 21, 2020

Establishing shot that this body can change colors. I know a green AI who needs a body really badly... Of course, part of what I love about this comic is that I can seldom predict what Jeph's up to.

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Erin Moriarty · January 21, 2020

I'm pretty sure Melon is actually my subconscious.

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Andrew · January 21, 2020

Roko is the queen of the semi-slouched resigned postural expression.

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Thisguy · January 21, 2020

Makes sense. When you have your conscience spread across several bodies, why keep them all in one place?

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Some Ed · January 22, 2020

I'd certainly want to keep *some* in the same place, because I'm not flexible enough to reach all parts of my back, and I feel a bit uncomfortable about the space that I've only ever managed to clean by holding a wash cloth from above and below, and holding it against me while moving it like I was trying to saw into my back with it. But beyond self care like that? Totally spread them out as much as is feasible.

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Xarka · January 21, 2020

Now Yay is here, I would like to see what would apen if they got involved with our new friend Greg L.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 21, 2020

LOL- exactly, who reads user manuals?? And never EVER change Melon.... keep on making terrible decisions. <3

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mooviies · January 21, 2020

I'm one of those people that loves reading manuals. I read them from start to finish. Even read my car's manual haha. I also love reading step by step instructions. There's something soothing about following instructions. Takes me back to the time I was making Lego as a kid. But I actually know nobody that also enjoys manuals. But we exists!

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Richard · January 21, 2020

Seeing Roko's hands' positions in the first panel is making my wrists hurt.

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Michael Boettger · January 21, 2020

She has ball joints there. Give her some 270° range of motion. Or not, just guessing.

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Aqua Allison · January 21, 2020

Huh, Yay's speech bubbles are blocky this time. Maybe she's partitioned this body to specifically be here to talk to Roko and Melon, therefore it's less exploratory and more function-driven?

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Joel Bateman · January 21, 2020

I think everyone needs a friend like Melon.

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dirtknight · January 21, 2020

yaaaaaaay More Yaaaaaay I love spookilyOmnicientBot

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gatherer818 · January 21, 2020

Poor Roko is just trying to figure her body out, like robot puberty, and her two idiot friends are there to complicate the matter.

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SpookyPenguin · January 21, 2020

Wacky hi-jinks ensue! Tune in next week!

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Mike · January 21, 2020

Yay, it's Yaaaaaaay!

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Samantha Yeaman · January 21, 2020

Roko not being a manual-reading person honestly surprises me given how gung-ho she was about researching legislation to help May.

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Some Ed · January 22, 2020

I see it as Roko simply feeling like her original body was *her*, and she *knew* it, so didn't have to read the manual. But it turns out she didn't really know it that well after all.

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Doc Brown · January 21, 2020

Yay Newfriend!

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JD · January 21, 2020

Yay makes a great point. She should have read her original body's manual.

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Lord Crusade · January 21, 2020

This is turning into Friends with robots more and more every strip

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CorruptDropbear · January 21, 2020

SO NO-ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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Edward Clayton Andrews · January 21, 2020

Always leave room for your mistakes.

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Paijarora · January 21, 2020

Aren't Spookybot's text bubbles usually round?

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Joel Bateman · January 21, 2020

It's Yay, never question how they function. It's like trying to figure out Q in Star Trek. You just don't.

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Michael Boettger · January 21, 2020

Ah yes, Roko's own personal version of hell: Yay as a neighbor.