Pretty Convenient
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Wait, I'm realizing I'm confused. Is it a wireless charging power source (for small portable devices, drawing power from her main battery) or a power input (to fill the main battery from some other source like the mains)? This is important engineering knowledge.
What kind of dongles and adapters can plug into her nipples? I am morbidly curious.
Its wireless
Haha, may is into it
"this body" not "my body" :-(
What does "at a remove" mean?
from context, I'd guess it's shorthand for "at a level removed from my body" - like how a cousin from a different generation is once/twice/etc, removed
Wait. After Yay sedated Roko during a disassociative episode, Melon couldn't find Roko's charging cable. So Yay recharged her wirelessly. If their wireless charging is anything like current technology, the two points need to be within millimeters. Seems like an odd place to put it.
It's not where I would have put it, that's for sure. Good thing I don't design bodies.
Ah, nipple jokes ❣️ my favorite jokes after butt jokes
It's all about the T & A.
Trying to work out if this is a Red Dwarf reference or just a coincidence - Kryten's right nipple could be turned to regulate body temperature and the left picked up shortwave radio transmissions.
No matter how much I twiddle it, I can't pick up jazz fm!
I want a wireless charging nipple...
So what happens when you pushes Roko’s belly button? Does her eyes change color? Does she start speaking in québécois?
Maybe it changes her hair colour like it does for Momo.
I love that Roko is law-abiding enough to print her manual at the Kwikki-Mart and not at work. Because other than her and Bubbles, I think every other character in this strip would. Maybe not Hannelore, since she'd have her own clinically sanitized printer at home.
Elliot would probably do it this way too.
going to be a good day of commentary on this one. One of the many reasons to be a Patreon supporter!
I'm gonna start using "dead-tree version" from now on
... I've been using that for years.
Shirt pocket is on the left, left nipple is a wireless charger, phone in shirt pocket recharges. This tracks as an excellent design choice.
Agreed! Though any time I put something there, it falls over when I bend over to pick something up. Right thigh would be a lot more useful for me.
Free hugs anyone?
Has no-one has commented on the fact that using a nipple as a recharging point is very appropriate given their mammalian use for "charging" a baby?
Yeah, about 13 comments up the page.
So a valid excuse for an awkwardly long hug can be “I just needed a little spark, honest!”
The right one is for NFC. So instead of a fist-bump for payment, Bubbles has to grab her boob.
no, it requires a nipple-kiss.
Also - Redacted?? Jeph, we never knew you were into *that* sort of filth!
....yeah, we did.
May’s personality is somewhat lacking in the “self-preservation instinct” department, innit?
She's not in danger, she's just pushing her friend's buttons. And she has the user manual to know where they are! :D
Lewd
I just have the mental image of a titty-sucking Pintsize
"STOP STEALING WIFI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Ooh... a topic for the next bonus comic!
this
The right one is a high-speed data interconnect for controlling... hmm, let's see here. Household appliances, light bulbs, bread makers...
Oh. My. God. The left nipple is for charging new AIs in tiny bodies. I'll bet she has a small AI factory in her lower abdomen. This is gonna be FUN!
Like Momo's original body?
May has a really high speed intuitive power to cut to the chase on interesting things. Several of her off-the-cuff observations about really complex social situations have come true. She also has the ability to cut through to things people find embarrassing at high speed. (But not to handle those with tact, yet.) She's powerful. I like her!
In the second panel, "at a remove."? I don't know if there's a typo or I simply don't understand.
some distance between her mind and the information
Gosh, I knew Puberty 2.0 came with B.E.W.B.S. but *wireless charging*?!? Nice.
Most women use them to charge their babies, so I guess that works....
BIGGGGGG supply of Dog's Milk left, ahmiraht? (LOL)
I'm sure there's a Red Dwarf joke in this...
Twist as hard as she might, she just can't get Jazz FM. I don't think she's equipped for a double polaroid though.
I imagine that there is a very small canister of baby formula powder. When the need arises Roko suddenly “feels” thirsty, drinks some water which is then combined with the powder and directed to the right nipple allowing her to feed a human infant. In an emergency situation of course.
But why on the nipple?
Most wireless chargers are circular if you take them apart. So it would be more that the charging coils would be under the areola. And pocketed shirts tend to have the pocket located over the left breast.
An electrified nipple seems like just BEGGING for trouble And not the fun kind, like you want
Inductive charging coils aren't going to electrify things that aren't set up to charge via inductive charging coils, so unless you've got a magnet hooked up to a car battery hooked up to your gonads, you're gonna be okay.
......I require a diagram of this functionality....for....proper positioning.
I mean, I keep my phone in the breast pocket in my shirts, which is over my left nipple. It would be very handy if it was a wireless chrger.
I'd recommend against that as a regular practice. A (male) friend of mine ended up with breast cancer that way. His doc confirmed that as the likely source.
OF COURSE that's the first thing our gtumpy Horn-o-Tron sees. Never change May, never change.
She can speed read super fast by only detecting naughty words.
Do AIs use cellphones, or are the features of cellphones built into them? If it's the latter, then a wireless charging port seems a little unnecessary.
We've seen May and Momo communicate when they were trying to get Marbear and Dale together, so built in.
Can I, uh... read that manual? I need it for reasons.
Nice how she just happens to have a shirt pocket there Even more convenience
Well spotted!
Um, what about the rjght?
Almond milk
I knew there had to be a practical reason for nipples!
well, you know, there is ...
My favorite part of this is that [REDACTED]
