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January 19, 2020

Pretty Convenient

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Yonatan Zunger · January 22, 2020

Wait, I'm realizing I'm confused. Is it a wireless charging power source (for small portable devices, drawing power from her main battery) or a power input (to fill the main battery from some other source like the mains)? This is important engineering knowledge.

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Afunnythinghappedtome · January 21, 2020

What kind of dongles and adapters can plug into her nipples? I am morbidly curious.

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Chris Arnold · January 26, 2020

Its wireless

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Blakey · January 21, 2020

Haha, may is into it

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Bagge · January 20, 2020

"this body" not "my body" :-(

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Alex Fornuto · January 19, 2020

What does "at a remove" mean?

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Grumpy Bird · January 19, 2020

from context, I'd guess it's shorthand for "at a level removed from my body" - like how a cousin from a different generation is once/twice/etc, removed

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Sad Little Earth Monkey · January 19, 2020

Wait. After Yay sedated Roko during a disassociative episode, Melon couldn't find Roko's charging cable. So Yay recharged her wirelessly. If their wireless charging is anything like current technology, the two points need to be within millimeters. Seems like an odd place to put it.

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John Robinson · January 19, 2020

It's not where I would have put it, that's for sure. Good thing I don't design bodies.

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Jan Gampe · January 19, 2020

Ah, nipple jokes ❣️ my favorite jokes after butt jokes

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awgiedawgie · January 20, 2020

It's all about the T & A.

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quarridors · January 19, 2020

Trying to work out if this is a Red Dwarf reference or just a coincidence - Kryten's right nipple could be turned to regulate body temperature and the left picked up shortwave radio transmissions.

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Blakey · January 22, 2020

No matter how much I twiddle it, I can't pick up jazz fm!

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Matt · January 19, 2020

I want a wireless charging nipple...

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Miyaa · January 19, 2020

So what happens when you pushes Roko’s belly button? Does her eyes change color? Does she start speaking in québécois?

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awgiedawgie · January 20, 2020

Maybe it changes her hair colour like it does for Momo.

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Douglas E. Smith · January 19, 2020

I love that Roko is law-abiding enough to print her manual at the Kwikki-Mart and not at work. Because other than her and Bubbles, I think every other character in this strip would. Maybe not Hannelore, since she'd have her own clinically sanitized printer at home.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 19, 2020

Elliot would probably do it this way too.

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jimbo · January 19, 2020

going to be a good day of commentary on this one. One of the many reasons to be a Patreon supporter!

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Tachpmg · January 19, 2020

I'm gonna start using "dead-tree version" from now on

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Am Queue · January 19, 2020

... I've been using that for years.

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Finvaara · January 19, 2020

Shirt pocket is on the left, left nipple is a wireless charger, phone in shirt pocket recharges. This tracks as an excellent design choice.

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Boter Bug · January 19, 2020

Agreed! Though any time I put something there, it falls over when I bend over to pick something up. Right thigh would be a lot more useful for me.

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MikeT · January 19, 2020

Free hugs anyone?

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Chris Crowther · January 19, 2020

Has no-one has commented on the fact that using a nipple as a recharging point is very appropriate given their mammalian use for "charging" a baby?

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awgiedawgie · January 20, 2020

Yeah, about 13 comments up the page.

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Andrew · January 19, 2020

So a valid excuse for an awkwardly long hug can be “I just needed a little spark, honest!”

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awgiedawgie · January 19, 2020

The right one is for NFC. So instead of a fist-bump for payment, Bubbles has to grab her boob.

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Joe · January 19, 2020

no, it requires a nipple-kiss.

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Bill Hall · January 19, 2020

Also - Redacted?? Jeph, we never knew you were into *that* sort of filth!

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Thomas Boys · January 19, 2020

....yeah, we did.

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Bill Hall · January 19, 2020

May’s personality is somewhat lacking in the “self-preservation instinct” department, innit?

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Ardent Slacker · January 19, 2020

She's not in danger, she's just pushing her friend's buttons. And she has the user manual to know where they are! :D

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Bagge · January 19, 2020

Lewd

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Erin Moriarty · January 19, 2020

I just have the mental image of a titty-sucking Pintsize

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Bagge · January 19, 2020

"STOP STEALING WIFI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

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Chuck Dee · January 19, 2020

Ooh... a topic for the next bonus comic!

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Lightsabr2 · January 19, 2020

this

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Yonatan Zunger · January 19, 2020

The right one is a high-speed data interconnect for controlling... hmm, let's see here. Household appliances, light bulbs, bread makers...

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BobC · January 19, 2020

Oh. My. God. The left nipple is for charging new AIs in tiny bodies. I'll bet she has a small AI factory in her lower abdomen. This is gonna be FUN!

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Captain Button · January 19, 2020

Like Momo's original body?

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Shane Wegner · January 19, 2020

May has a really high speed intuitive power to cut to the chase on interesting things. Several of her off-the-cuff observations about really complex social situations have come true. She also has the ability to cut through to things people find embarrassing at high speed. (But not to handle those with tact, yet.) She's powerful. I like her!

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Alex H. · January 19, 2020

In the second panel, "at a remove."? I don't know if there's a typo or I simply don't understand.

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Valk · January 19, 2020

some distance between her mind and the information

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salixOS · January 19, 2020

Gosh, I knew Puberty 2.0 came with B.E.W.B.S. but *wireless charging*?!? Nice.

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Chris Gallaty · January 19, 2020

Most women use them to charge their babies, so I guess that works....

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Kerin Schiesser · January 19, 2020

BIGGGGGG supply of Dog's Milk left, ahmiraht? (LOL)

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SpookyPenguin · January 19, 2020

I'm sure there's a Red Dwarf joke in this...

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Chris Crowther · January 19, 2020

Twist as hard as she might, she just can't get Jazz FM. I don't think she's equipped for a double polaroid though.

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Matthew Van Gangelen · January 19, 2020

I imagine that there is a very small canister of baby formula powder. When the need arises Roko suddenly “feels” thirsty, drinks some water which is then combined with the powder and directed to the right nipple allowing her to feed a human infant. In an emergency situation of course.

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Nicholas Lopez · January 19, 2020

But why on the nipple?

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Mason Griffith · January 19, 2020

Most wireless chargers are circular if you take them apart. So it would be more that the charging coils would be under the areola. And pocketed shirts tend to have the pocket located over the left breast.

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Fart Captor · January 19, 2020

An electrified nipple seems like just BEGGING for trouble And not the fun kind, like you want

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GayFesh · January 19, 2020

Inductive charging coils aren't going to electrify things that aren't set up to charge via inductive charging coils, so unless you've got a magnet hooked up to a car battery hooked up to your gonads, you're gonna be okay.

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Anthony Gaglianese · January 19, 2020

......I require a diagram of this functionality....for....proper positioning.

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Doc Brown · January 19, 2020

I mean, I keep my phone in the breast pocket in my shirts, which is over my left nipple. It would be very handy if it was a wireless chrger.

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Kajsa Anderson · January 19, 2020

I'd recommend against that as a regular practice. A (male) friend of mine ended up with breast cancer that way. His doc confirmed that as the likely source.

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Joel Bateman · January 19, 2020

OF COURSE that's the first thing our gtumpy Horn-o-Tron sees. Never change May, never change.

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Andrew · January 19, 2020

She can speed read super fast by only detecting naughty words.

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JD · January 19, 2020

Do AIs use cellphones, or are the features of cellphones built into them? If it's the latter, then a wireless charging port seems a little unnecessary.

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Michael Boettger · January 19, 2020

We've seen May and Momo communicate when they were trying to get Marbear and Dale together, so built in.

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Celine Chamberlin · January 19, 2020

Can I, uh... read that manual? I need it for reasons.

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dirtknight · January 19, 2020

Nice how she just happens to have a shirt pocket there Even more convenience

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Andrew Mitchell · January 19, 2020

Well spotted!

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Michael Boettger · January 19, 2020

Um, what about the rjght?

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orangejuicenut · January 19, 2020

Almond milk

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Michael Boettger · January 19, 2020

I knew there had to be a practical reason for nipples!

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Joe · January 19, 2020

well, you know, there is ...

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Who Izzy · January 19, 2020

My favorite part of this is that [REDACTED]