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January 2, 2020

Lonely Island

Comments (60)

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Dan Curtis · January 3, 2020

Damn, I feel bad I can't remember the name of the girl in the panel with Steve.

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Captain Button · January 3, 2020

Cosette

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Nulgar · January 3, 2020

Damn, I first thought it said "goat".

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Chris Crowther · January 4, 2020

Somewhere there is a follow up comic with random person drunk-buying a goat.

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Paul Hodges · January 3, 2020

So Dora sends a text to Marten, and Claire responds - the trust is sweet, but... Marten's phone is pink? I mean, go, Marten, but it doesn't exactly match his traditional indie chic, lol

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Dan Curtis · January 3, 2020

might have been a phone case one sale. I think He's enough of a penny pincher to go with a cheaper case than a preferred color.

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Creepy Cat Lady · January 3, 2020

I really love how Marten isn't one bit worried about having Claire check texts for him, and the text is from Marten's ex-gf, with whom Marten got drunk af the previous night, and it's all so wholesome and fine and happy and this entire comic makes me feel so squishy in my heart-meats.

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Randall Norman Pick · January 3, 2020

Haven't seen Cosette in a while.

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awgiedawgie · January 3, 2020

We hadn't seen Steve in quite a while either.

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John · January 3, 2020

Did somebody we all know and love drunk buy a boat by any chance? Fess up! We'll understand (and all of us have done worse if only in our hearts)

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MikeT · January 2, 2020

Can't wait for the further boating adventures of Captain Steve and FirstMarten

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Brian Bailie · January 2, 2020

At first, I thought that said, “I drunk-bought a GOAT!”, and for Steve, that still made perfect sense!

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Bill Hall · January 2, 2020

Even after the Singularity, autocorrect will be ducking with us ...

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Hugh Eckert · January 2, 2020

Later on, it will turn out that Steve drunk-bought the boat from Tortura and it looks something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Independence_(LCS-2)

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Captain Button · January 2, 2020

Maybe the aircraft carrier Yelling Bird and Sweet Tits hijacked. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2087

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Yonatan Zunger · January 2, 2020

Small neat thing: anyone else notice how Claire and Dora write in different dialects of "Internet English?" Use of caps, where the punctuation goes... a small thing that fits them perfectly. (Yes, I'm a linguistics nerd.)

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Miyaa · January 2, 2020

Tom Scott (YouTube Linguistics) would be so on that.

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legobil · January 2, 2020

Looking forward to the rest of 2020 QC improving its Nautical Theme spending the rest of the year on sea! Brun can bring a harpoon.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · January 2, 2020

Speaking as someone who doesn't drink (various reasons, none of them Moral), It is ALARMING the number of things that are legit SO easy to do Drunk.

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Cari · January 2, 2020

that's rude claire don't read other people's messages

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Ace · January 2, 2020

Marten may have delegated her

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Andrew · January 2, 2020

And to guy who drunk-sold it wakes up asking “dude, where’s my boat!”

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Bob the Fish Productions · January 2, 2020

I can't believe you drunk-bought 87 tonnes of Trix

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Peter Jensen · January 2, 2020

Well, fortunately, a boat purchase of significant value is bound to involve a contract, and those can be voided when the person was impaired at the time (should be plenty of witnesses to that). He may still be on the hook for some expenses, but it's not on the scale of a money-hole (aka. a boat).

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Nancie · January 2, 2020

That was my first thought. My second thought was, doesn't Steve have a Very Mysterious Job? The sort that might come with danger pay and mysterious bonuses? If so, he may have paid cash.

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jimbo · January 2, 2020

obviously drunk-tattoos would be too cliched

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Peter Jensen · January 2, 2020

I think it's also been mentioned that the tattoo parlors in town won't tattoo drunk people, but *will* let you book an appointment for when you're sober.

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Michael Boettger · January 2, 2020

Now, did Marten go halfsies on the boat with Steve?

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Double · January 2, 2020

That's so funny, I just finished re-reading the comic and was thinking about where Cosette, Brun, Jimbo, Amir, Penelope and some other human characters have been lol

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Peter Jensen · January 2, 2020

Oh, Jimbo definitely needs to be at the wedding. Tai's a huge fan of his writing, and something's almost bound to happen that will serve as fruitful inspiration.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 2, 2020

I want a subscription to Wedding Maniacs.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 2, 2020

Definition of a boat... Funny shaped hole in the water into which you throw money.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · January 2, 2020

BOAT is an Acronym.... Bust Out Another Thousand.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 2, 2020

This is why you should always stay inside and eat cereal Steve!!

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Tommm · January 2, 2020

Anybody need a boat in Wilhelmshaven? I‘d sell ,-) .

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Mike · January 2, 2020

Find somebody interested in having a boat and get 'em drunk....

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Miyaa · January 2, 2020

It’s not just a boat, it’s a freaking yacht. And then realising it’s more economical to live on a yacht than renting an apartment, Steve, Cosette, and that Russian lady spy go live at the harbour in the yacht. And then they meet their next boat neighbour, Karla.

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LowEndLem · January 2, 2020

well now i desperately need that AU comic

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Dean Reilly · January 2, 2020

"I can't believe you drunk-bought GREG NORMAN'S boat!"

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Leak · January 2, 2020

Well, at least it's not Dexter Morgan's...

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Lord Crusade · January 2, 2020

Oh, Hey Cosette, long time no see

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haywire · January 2, 2020

I got of easy. I just drunk-bought an Artbook at Silvester. ^^"

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Bagge · January 2, 2020

Only one thing to do - fence it off to the next poor bastard you get ddrunk with

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The Brony Critic · January 2, 2020

YAY! The QC Squad has adopted another character!!!! I can't wait to get into her incredible relationship dynamics with the rest of the cast. And find out a lot about other aspects of her backstory. Typical QC things.

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LH · January 2, 2020

it's chekhov's boat now. there will be some epic QC storyline with our favourite characters fighting, i dunno, TERFs or something. and it's a losing battle. just as they've lost all hope, a miracle: like some sort of waterborne Big Damn Hero, Steve and his drunk-bought boat show up to save the day

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SpookyPenguin · January 2, 2020

gorammit!

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Samantha Yeaman · January 2, 2020

All I can say is FUCKING STEEEEEVE.

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Joe · January 3, 2020

ducking Steeeve ...

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Kinda Squirrely · January 2, 2020

To be fair, it really SHOULDN'T have been that easy

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Jon Guyer · January 3, 2020

If it wasn’t, they’d *never* be able to sell those boats

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Tamara Macadam · January 2, 2020

hi cosette

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R L · January 2, 2020

> ducked up That damn typo

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Gangler · January 2, 2020

A lot of phones autocorrect swears to things like that, for some odd reason. Like why is The Man trying to censor my potty mouth?

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Andrea Andrew · January 2, 2020

Steve pulled a Hangover?! 🤣😂

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Alacrity Fitzhugh · January 2, 2020

I drunk-bought some pants once. Nice pants.

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Joel Bateman · January 2, 2020

Well, now he has a boat. Everyone should have a boat.

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Lightsabr2 · January 2, 2020

nonononono... everyone should have a FRIEND who has a boat.

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Dkrewe · January 2, 2020

Lol ducked

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Barry Callahan · January 2, 2020

I think it'd be funny if Drunk Steve thought he was buying a "Duck Boat" but ended up with the other end of that autocorrect, instead.

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · January 2, 2020

holy shit Steve you idiot. Perfectly in character