Lonely Island
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Damn, I feel bad I can't remember the name of the girl in the panel with Steve.
Cosette
Damn, I first thought it said "goat".
Somewhere there is a follow up comic with random person drunk-buying a goat.
So Dora sends a text to Marten, and Claire responds - the trust is sweet, but... Marten's phone is pink? I mean, go, Marten, but it doesn't exactly match his traditional indie chic, lol
might have been a phone case one sale. I think He's enough of a penny pincher to go with a cheaper case than a preferred color.
I really love how Marten isn't one bit worried about having Claire check texts for him, and the text is from Marten's ex-gf, with whom Marten got drunk af the previous night, and it's all so wholesome and fine and happy and this entire comic makes me feel so squishy in my heart-meats.
Haven't seen Cosette in a while.
We hadn't seen Steve in quite a while either.
Did somebody we all know and love drunk buy a boat by any chance? Fess up! We'll understand (and all of us have done worse if only in our hearts)
Can't wait for the further boating adventures of Captain Steve and FirstMarten
At first, I thought that said, “I drunk-bought a GOAT!”, and for Steve, that still made perfect sense!
Even after the Singularity, autocorrect will be ducking with us ...
Later on, it will turn out that Steve drunk-bought the boat from Tortura and it looks something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Independence_(LCS-2)
Maybe the aircraft carrier Yelling Bird and Sweet Tits hijacked. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2087
Small neat thing: anyone else notice how Claire and Dora write in different dialects of "Internet English?" Use of caps, where the punctuation goes... a small thing that fits them perfectly. (Yes, I'm a linguistics nerd.)
Tom Scott (YouTube Linguistics) would be so on that.
Looking forward to the rest of 2020 QC improving its Nautical Theme spending the rest of the year on sea! Brun can bring a harpoon.
Speaking as someone who doesn't drink (various reasons, none of them Moral), It is ALARMING the number of things that are legit SO easy to do Drunk.
that's rude claire don't read other people's messages
Marten may have delegated her
And to guy who drunk-sold it wakes up asking “dude, where’s my boat!”
I can't believe you drunk-bought 87 tonnes of Trix
Well, fortunately, a boat purchase of significant value is bound to involve a contract, and those can be voided when the person was impaired at the time (should be plenty of witnesses to that). He may still be on the hook for some expenses, but it's not on the scale of a money-hole (aka. a boat).
That was my first thought. My second thought was, doesn't Steve have a Very Mysterious Job? The sort that might come with danger pay and mysterious bonuses? If so, he may have paid cash.
obviously drunk-tattoos would be too cliched
I think it's also been mentioned that the tattoo parlors in town won't tattoo drunk people, but *will* let you book an appointment for when you're sober.
Now, did Marten go halfsies on the boat with Steve?
That's so funny, I just finished re-reading the comic and was thinking about where Cosette, Brun, Jimbo, Amir, Penelope and some other human characters have been lol
Oh, Jimbo definitely needs to be at the wedding. Tai's a huge fan of his writing, and something's almost bound to happen that will serve as fruitful inspiration.
I want a subscription to Wedding Maniacs.
Definition of a boat... Funny shaped hole in the water into which you throw money.
BOAT is an Acronym.... Bust Out Another Thousand.
This is why you should always stay inside and eat cereal Steve!!
Anybody need a boat in Wilhelmshaven? I‘d sell ,-) .
Find somebody interested in having a boat and get 'em drunk....
It’s not just a boat, it’s a freaking yacht. And then realising it’s more economical to live on a yacht than renting an apartment, Steve, Cosette, and that Russian lady spy go live at the harbour in the yacht. And then they meet their next boat neighbour, Karla.
well now i desperately need that AU comic
"I can't believe you drunk-bought GREG NORMAN'S boat!"
Well, at least it's not Dexter Morgan's...
Oh, Hey Cosette, long time no see
I got of easy. I just drunk-bought an Artbook at Silvester. ^^"
Only one thing to do - fence it off to the next poor bastard you get ddrunk with
YAY! The QC Squad has adopted another character!!!! I can't wait to get into her incredible relationship dynamics with the rest of the cast. And find out a lot about other aspects of her backstory. Typical QC things.
it's chekhov's boat now. there will be some epic QC storyline with our favourite characters fighting, i dunno, TERFs or something. and it's a losing battle. just as they've lost all hope, a miracle: like some sort of waterborne Big Damn Hero, Steve and his drunk-bought boat show up to save the day
gorammit!
All I can say is FUCKING STEEEEEVE.
ducking Steeeve ...
To be fair, it really SHOULDN'T have been that easy
If it wasn’t, they’d *never* be able to sell those boats
hi cosette
> ducked up That damn typo
A lot of phones autocorrect swears to things like that, for some odd reason. Like why is The Man trying to censor my potty mouth?
Steve pulled a Hangover?! 🤣😂
I drunk-bought some pants once. Nice pants.
Well, now he has a boat. Everyone should have a boat.
nonononono... everyone should have a FRIEND who has a boat.
Lol ducked
I think it'd be funny if Drunk Steve thought he was buying a "Duck Boat" but ended up with the other end of that autocorrect, instead.
holy shit Steve you idiot. Perfectly in character
