Beepatrice's Other Job
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I bet this was a special order by Pintsize, and it is working according to his specifications.
This is safe for google ads, right? RIGHT?
look she's clearly blowing up an undercooked hot dog
well that was hot :P
That's hot.
Run 220 Volts at 20 Amps through a 6V-2A motor and that's exactly the results you'd expect.
This is true. Products are sometimes tested to destruction. So this may be the expected result after all.
Beepatrice is such a good name, it makes me giggle every time
The dildo worked as expected. They haven't yet gotten around to handling the exploding batteries. But that happened after the dildo test had passed.
Clearly she's testing the new "Great Balls of Fire" lineup....
It's the 'as expected' that gets me. Is she testing flawed products to exact specifications? Does she have a woefully misinformed concept of human sexuality? Or is this product for a very niche set of fetishists? Questions abound...
As a man, how the hell am I supposed to compete with that!?
It's important to find something enjoyable about your job
Wait, that test wasn't about the dildo blowing up! It was to test if the dustcloud at the end is heart-shaped, wasn't it?
I mean, this is pretty reasonable. Part of the stress testing before a rocket or aircraft is certified involves putting it under higher and higher loads until it fails - why should dildos be tested to any lower of a standard?
I’m skeptical about their line of “power wands” and couple ring vibrators.
Remind me to buy toys from Beepatrice's factory.
Remind me not to buy toys from Beepatrice's factory.
But... are they just an OEM hiding behind different retail brands?
Funny enough, I'm pretty sure some people are into that.
Mister Torgue, definitely.
...what kind of factory is she working at where that is "as expected" D:
The dildo factory? Duh