Bonus Comic Poll
YOU DECIDE:
Comments (63)
I miss Cosmo. In fact, I'd read a spinoff comic with just pictures of Cosmo.
I think Pintsize needs a new chassis. Something not humanoid, but a little larger and more capable. Something no one has seen before. Yay could spring it on him...
Will there be Crisco in Melon Vs. Lemon? 'cuz I'd watch that.
Y'all I just wrote the script for this and it is the silliest comic I have ever done
Fantastic!
Why do we live melon so much?
Melon is Life!
NO LEMON NO MELON
Too bad I hid a boot.
How is Pintsize's butt not the clear winner???
Exactly my thoughts. I was like "I'm going to vote for something different to give other options a chance" and then I saw the percentages. O.o
I want doggo
None of these especially appeal, but Melon/Lemon is sure to be amusing. I'm not one for 'shipping but but I'd really like to see Roko hook up with somebody. Unfortunately, the good characters seem to be taken.
https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4073
Pintsize retrofitted AS a butt would be amusing.
It has been done. Results are... not pretty. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2233
I have this image of Mellon and Lemon and Spookybot being involved in Comedic Hijinks and Spookybot comes into Faye's shop to get fixed because he's embarrassed to go to his usual place...
I'm only wondering when Raven will show up again.
I'm pretty sure Melon is going to win any votes she's in (unless it's against Hanners)…
Genuinely surprised that the butt one isn’t winning.
As a borzoi dad, I will always vote for more Cosmo.
I wonder, Jeff, if you care that this becomes a bit of a voyeuristic survey for some of your sponsors. If you don't, that's fine. I presume you make the offers you do because you don't mind drawing that stuff and that you wouldn't offer something you didn't want to do. So, looks like I won't get Winslow meets Cosmo but, that's OK.
I dont remember who cosmo is!
The dog that Claire's mom adopted.
If Pintsize gets a new butt, during the interim he should be forced to be mobile only through the use of helium balloons.
Helium butt balloons
Pintsize Gets A New Butt ONLY IF IT'S UNCENSORED
It's always uncensored for us. Just not for the non-Patreons.
I got unreasonably happy when I saw most people wanted the same comic as I
My QC persona screams "MELON" but the actual human part of me says "...dog?" and so I am conflicted
YAAAAs
I just want to point out... all of these are good. You should keep them in your hip pocket for future bonus comics!
Moar Melon
Maybe Melon and Lemon could kiss *blush*
Why do you give us these hard choices.... I always want them all.
Vote: Abstain It's not my webcomic, and I'm just one person, that said, once upon a time in comparison to current choices, showing something like Hanelore in a fun pose MEANT something, because she was someone who was in constant mental distress and was a rare pleasure to see her having fun. It was similarly meaningful to see her development character progress even though it mean that that arch had to come to an ending. I feel like the draw of this webcomic was always that at the heart, it was about meaningful personal development and struggle, but the recent trend of replacing old personas with new ones just to make them act out one-dimensional wacky scenes doesn't endear them to me, or make me care about them. .... On the other hand, you have yet to take the "Pintsize has an existential crises" to a meaningful conclusion....
tldr: It's not my comic, but i'm gonna try to lecture you how you should do it.
I want all of them!
how is it pintsize getting a new butt isn't winning I call shenanigans
I think Pintsize is a little played out.
Melon... always Melon.
serious decision this time
They all sound amazing!!
Dang, this is a tough one...
Wow. I'm surprised that what I voted for is the clear leader. And the one that I thought would be the clear leader has the fewest votes!
Pintsize has gotten to predictable for his own good :p
Where’s the option to add 500 votes for Pintsize and butt?
Well, I voted for Cosmo. Nice doggie. But frankly, I'll settle for Melon vs Lemon. Whatever that is. If it should happen to involve robutts I'll be even more happy.
Should introduce a new character named Nemol to round it out. And his brothers Menol, Lenom, Lomen ...
Tough. Extremely tough.
Of everyone who needs Cosmos, Winston needs Cosmos the most.
I'll have all of it. Thank you.
Pint-butt was already explored by David Willis, and, with all respect, I doubt that Jeph could top that carnival of depravity. With two other options both look very emotionally promising, but Melon v Lemon is also has a lot of weirdness potential. Plus, you know, Melon. So not really much choice here, right?
Can we mix them together? I want Cosmo to get a new butt
I always must vote for our idiot robot daughter
Much as Pintsize getting a new butt would be hilarious, we know who the new paradigm of wacky A.I. is. On that note... Melon and Emily hanging out regularly is terrifying.
You know your audience...
Pintsize needs more screen time.
They're all so good...
I dont know what Melon vs. Lemon looks like, since I dont picture them fighting. But I want to find out.
Robo-butt-off
Hah! I thought it was a hard decision too, but then I voted and found I was by far in the majority. Apparently, this audience knows what it wants...
This is such a hard decision! Jeph, y u do dis 2 us???