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December 5, 2019

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Comments (67)

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Fawn Dasher · December 10, 2019

Isn't Pintsize trying to take over the Nota Republic? Under his reign it'll probably become the United Free Constitutional Democratic Republic of Nota

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Christy Universe · December 7, 2019

When did Marten become such a Casanova?

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Nick · December 6, 2019

Does anyone else get the feeling that Jeph is setting things up to write Marten and Claire out of the strip? They've already talked about Claire possibly moving away for work, and now they're talking about Marten going back to school.

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Christopher Beer · December 6, 2019

Seems more like a setup to put Marten back in a school setting. With everything else that has happened that has a lot of potential for interesting content.

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Yonatan Zunger · December 6, 2019

Damn, Jeph -- that second panel turned out great. The facial expressions are so alive in it!

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Adam Bell · December 6, 2019

that fourth pannel is awesome! ❤️ 💔 💗 💓 💕 💖 💛 💙 💜 💚

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xamaryllix · December 6, 2019

B'aww I love them.

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Avael Sandokan · December 5, 2019

I don't know... over the years marten looks more and more like Aladdin... am I crazy?...

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Michael Boettger · December 6, 2019

From the Disney movie?

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Dev · December 5, 2019

Wait...does this mean Pintsize is involved in their sex life now?? This changes EVERYTHING. (okay not everything, but a lot)

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Nathaniel Tagg · December 5, 2019

INCOMING ART STYLE CHANGE! WHOOP WHOOP JEPH ALERT.

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John · December 6, 2019

Whew! Glad someone else commented. For a minute there I thought, Oh no, my eyes...

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Shawn McCormick · December 5, 2019

I find this content exceptionally relatable.

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mrdavid · December 5, 2019

CUTE as HELL

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Jax · December 5, 2019

Pintsize also has lube.

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Adam Bell · December 6, 2019

They are near the cabinet he mentioned dibs on...

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Tim Eldred · December 5, 2019

Holy shit Marten being SMOOTH AS HECK? What even is this?

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Cleo Schmitz · December 5, 2019

Claire's dream? Next strip will show them throwing tableware

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Boter Bug · December 5, 2019

Look at this HEALTHY fuckin' relationship! I an HERE for it. They hit little bumps but they work together on them, unlike Marten and Dora way back when. I love it.

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BobC · December 5, 2019

Apparently, HannerDad got mad at his satellite's AI for learning how to make puns, and so banished him to a distant orbit as PUNishment: He stationed Station so he'd stay shunned.

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BobC · December 5, 2019

He'll sign their JUNK: He's a Notary PUBIC!

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Alita.Accord · December 5, 2019

meatspindotcom (rip my patreon account)

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Mordaeus · December 5, 2019

Bone?!?

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Daniel Farnitano · December 5, 2019

BOOOOOONNNNEEE!!!!

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A sheep · December 5, 2019

OK now draw another comic you can't put on the normal site

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Ami · December 5, 2019

Hah! Humans in love. I bet one of them is secretly a robot

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · December 5, 2019

Nope, both human. But the one drawing them is ;D

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Kyle Jenkins · December 5, 2019

These two are my favorite fictional couple <3 <3 <3

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Richard · December 5, 2019

I had to get something notarized for the first time the other day. I really hope pintsize has some sort of R2-D2 attachment arm for the seal puncher thing

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Jason Rock · December 5, 2019

He keeps trying to use his laser to create the seal. The results are pretty much what you'd expect.

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Gangler · December 5, 2019

It's nice that even though they both know Claire's worries are irrational, Marten wants to take the effort to make her comfortable, and knows how to do this in a language she'll understand.

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Uniquitous · December 5, 2019

Esperanto?

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kaitou · December 5, 2019

I thought Pintsize was just notorious in public.

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gatherer818 · December 5, 2019

More like notoriously pubic

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Ardent Slacker · December 5, 2019

Aaaaaaaack, Claire dealing with her hangups is so friggin' cute. ^_^ Also, go Marten, learn to adult, get your shit together... I... may be enjoying this vicariously for reasons other than finding it cute. :o

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Matthew Welmers · December 5, 2019

Jeph there's a typo in the third panel: "I'ts"

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awgiedawgie · December 8, 2019

...or it's a contraction of "I gots" ...or something.

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Cliff · December 5, 2019

Ewww! Mushy stuff!

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salixOS · December 5, 2019

They're in a room!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · December 5, 2019

Steve’s... ... ... busy right now

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Doc Brown · December 5, 2019

Eating cereal

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FuzzyDragon Cosplay · December 5, 2019

It’s good to know that pintsize is good for something besides being a chaos engine.

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Kyle Major · December 5, 2019

If a lawyer had to watch your sex to affirm the love

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Gangler · December 5, 2019

The couples in this comic just have a way of making my heart go flutter.

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TV4Fun · December 5, 2019

Another near-drama experience narrowly averted.

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Creepy Cat Lady · December 5, 2019

It was so close and I was SO SCARED and I am so glad cooler minds prevailed, and then *hotter* ones. <3

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JD · December 5, 2019

Pintsize being a notary public wouldn't surprise me.

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Dean Reilly · December 5, 2019

Cut to Pintsize officiating at Tai and Dora's wedding.

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Vachenzo · December 5, 2019

oh my god thats so friggin cute

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Michael Boettger · December 5, 2019

Oh absolutely on that Awgie! And panel two, with Claire's arms crossed like that

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awgiedawgie · December 5, 2019

Pintsize is definitely one person who will not be allowed to witness that signature.

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Gangler · December 5, 2019

I dunno. Companion AI's seem like they're in a weird place in this society. They're kind of people but they're kind of pets. Hanners had a whole separate computer just so she wouldn't have to look up porn on Winston but it wouldn't surprise me to find out a lot of people just treat it like having the family dog in the bedroom.

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Michael Boettger · December 5, 2019

Oh yeah, bau chicka bau bau!

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Miyaa · December 5, 2019

At least it’s not legalese puns.

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Rob Vary · December 5, 2019

The foreplay has only just started.

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Michael Boettger · December 5, 2019

The lighting on Claire's face in panels one and two is really great. And the look of...apprehension is great as well.

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Ardent Slacker · December 5, 2019

You just... *know* it's an apartment with shitty lighting in the kitchen, and all their lights and windows are in the living room.

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Samantha Yeaman · December 5, 2019

Since when has Marten been that smooth? Damn, son.

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Trigon Manthree · December 6, 2019

Get on the Marten train to Dora town, baby. (305)

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Michael Walker · December 5, 2019

Cheap excuse for the obligatory 'beer with Steve" scene... :)

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Shawn K. Younkin · December 5, 2019

"BROOOOOOO!!!"

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claimai · December 5, 2019

I like the lighting in this!

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Justin Thyme · December 5, 2019

More like affi-do-it.

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Grace Serenity · December 5, 2019

Nothing sexier than having to go to a notary!

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SheepFace2000 · December 6, 2019

Keep it in your pants Santiago

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Nikki · December 5, 2019

Aren't they already in a room?

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John Leroy · December 5, 2019

Yeah, but would you really want pintsize watching? Lol