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November 21, 2019

Vitruvian Robot

better to ask permission than seek forgiveness on this one

Comments (53)

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MA Caiti · November 28, 2019

More Jim + Veronica, please! :D

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Ronald Burdick · November 24, 2019

Jeph, thank-you for all these years that you've been putting out this comic, and all your work, sir.. I really enjoy following your work.. Thanks for everything, sir..

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Miranda Schubert · November 24, 2019

I'm confused, what is the AI norm, if not that?

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Cole Blackblood · November 24, 2019

I assume smooth like May

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Paul Hodges · November 23, 2019

"gynoform somatype"? As opposed to "feminine"... Surely with all the vast array of possibilities there would be nomenclature.

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Yonatan Zunger · November 23, 2019

I just have two words for you: modular genitalia.

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Bruce · November 22, 2019

Jim, your wife who gave her son dildos as baby toys is probably not going to be backing you up on anything to do with Sam & “adult” anatomy.

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GragSmash · November 22, 2019

Sam is heart-meltingly adorable in panels 3-5.

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Bill Hall · November 22, 2019

Isn’t “human standard” speciesist?

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Philip D Jones · November 22, 2019

Am I the only one who finds the word “dongle” vaguely risqué?

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Ted Van Roekel · November 22, 2019

I just want to say I love this community.

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kk · November 21, 2019

I cracked up at the word "Now" in the last panel :D I do commiserate with the poor fellow, for a long while he was Sam's only parent and so must feel very protective of her, and worries about her safety, but at the same time knows that Faye and Bubbles are wonderful role models and he feels grateful to them for that, so doesn't want to restrict Sam from learning from them. Today's strip conveys that so well.

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Dinosaur Sheriff · November 21, 2019

I also have no butt and it's more of a comfort/ergonomic problem than an aesthetic issue for me. It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart, or in this case the pants area of strangers.

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awgiedawgie · November 21, 2019

Definitely a comfort issue. I have to be gentle when sitting down on a non-padded chair.

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · November 21, 2019

Why aren't there tiny little butts bouncing at the bottom of each frame?

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Yelling Bird · November 21, 2019

Ok, so here's what I don't get, if she cares enough about human appearance as to have realistic genitals then why doesn't she have a nose? I mean, yeah, I'm sure lady bits are a bit more important than a nose, but if both are just options then why wouldn't she have both? Don't get me wrong, she's cute without a nose, she doesn't NEED a nose, but she also doesn't NEED realistic genitals since most AI are walking around without them apparently. And your nose is right in the middle of your face. Unless you're walking around naked people notice your face a lot sooner than your genitals.

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SheepFace2000 · November 21, 2019

I mean if I have a choice between having sexy times or something I’m never gonna see I’m gonna choose the sexy times.

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James Dore · November 21, 2019

Panel 6 is so very relateable.

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Swift Wayland · November 21, 2019

*snicker* robobunghole *snicker*

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Halloween Jack · November 21, 2019

Anatomically correct? Where's her nose?

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Captain Button · November 21, 2019

Who nose?

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Miyaa · November 21, 2019

Who does May have to hump to get human standard lady parts for her new chassis? (Is chassis the right word?)

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Eric · November 21, 2019

I could see, given the option, that May might just go with a cloaca.

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Lordofthepixel · November 21, 2019

Mrm... Hopefully they don't let Sam be part of it. I know Millfeeul is an AI, but still... That feels a little wrong to have a child there for that.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · November 21, 2019

Why so? There's no sexual context implied, it's a simple medical/mechanical procedure. Or do you think that teenagers should not even know about human (or human compatible) physiology until they are 18?

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Kurtis S Whittington · November 21, 2019

Something I've noticed is the shops and other commonly used locations seem to have relatively consistent backgrounds and lots of rotations. Do you have references you drew/sketched for them all?

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Jeph Jacques · November 21, 2019

Mostly I just use old backgrounds as reference when I’m drawing a new one, so the props stay in more or less the same location. It helps that the shop is basically a big open rectangle!

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Bagge · November 21, 2019

Sam will have the best show and tell come autumn

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Hey Victor Frost! · November 21, 2019

Well, maybe not "show" in this case.

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Todd Perkins · November 21, 2019

Venustas, firmitas, et quoque utilitas est.

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Clifton Royston · November 22, 2019

Even as a former Latin student I had to go look that up, and discovering the Vitruvian principles of architecture makes the original joke twice as good. Beauty, sturdiness, and usefulness are excellent criteria for butts, and also for genitalia.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · November 21, 2019

well, to be fair, Jim's just echoing Faye

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Joseph Bonnar · November 21, 2019

By the way, was I the only one on here who had to do a web search to find out what "Vitruvian" meant? And Jeph? I would LOVE a sketch of Millfeeul in the Da Vinci style. :)

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Mark · November 21, 2019

I internalised that word after having been on a Trivia Night team which completely failed to come up with the name of Da Vinci's drawing.

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awgiedawgie · November 21, 2019

Come on, Jim... You <i>know</i> Sam is going to end up studying this stuff in college anyway, so it's just as well that she gets some on-the-job training. There might be some room for concern if Millfeeul were a <i>male</i> human-standard android.

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Yonatan Zunger · November 21, 2019

You know, one of the most common things I've noticed in queer experience is as a teenager being strictly prevented from spending time in possibly compromising ways with the opposite sex, with exactly zero rules being set up around doing so with the same sex. Just sayin'. :big grin:

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JD · November 21, 2019

That also explains why she why so shy to take off her pants.

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Michael Boettger · November 21, 2019

And Jim looks like he's regretting not letting Sam just go catch frogs.

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Joseph Bonnar · November 21, 2019

On the other hand, the frogs themselves are delirious with joy NOT to be the target of Sam's interest. Now if only the SNAKES would leave them alone then everything would be "RIBBIT!"

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Waffliesinyoface · November 21, 2019

it's educational!

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Jayne Lindgren · November 21, 2019

This AI has rapidly become my favorite character.

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SpookyPenguin · November 21, 2019

hehe butts hehe

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Captain Button · November 21, 2019

May is going to walk in on them and scream in envy, isn't she?

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jimfromtx · November 21, 2019

I dunno, she seemed to work just fine with Sven's....dongle.

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Matt · November 21, 2019

"anatomically correct" is insensitive? looks like I can add Data to the list of fictional characters I owe an apology!

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Nutjob · November 21, 2019

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced she's right.

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Michael Boettger · November 21, 2019

And Millfeull is touchingly concerned if it's really appropriate if Sam observes, as she is "human standard".

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Kinda Squirrely · November 21, 2019

Whelp, that explains that. NEXT MYSTERY!

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Andrea Andrew · November 21, 2019

These kids grow up so fast.

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Peaceful Cat · November 21, 2019

hahah, i love Veronica

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Michael Boettger · November 21, 2019

And given her experience, I would defer to her choice of words here.

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Max D S · November 21, 2019

I'd like a "human standard" brain... Wait no I don't.

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Tamara Macadam · November 21, 2019

WHY JEPH