Pink Floyd

I hope she CAN get May a job there. Short of work as a jet plane, I can't think of ANYTHING May would rather have as a day job... aside from the vigorously strenuous career as an independently-wealthy professional Playperson and Pundit. (As in "wealthy playboy" usage, not as a futuristic Playboy employee/'Bunny')

It's very easy to eat my pudding without eating meat. You see, it's possible to make vegan pudding...

I don’t know why I never thought of this sooner

apologize??!! take a victory lap!! Jeph, the only thing that's killing me now is whether this was a crime of opportunity or whether you've been planning this for months, evilly chuckling all the while ...

“It depends, May. How do you feel about exploding dildos?”

"We don't need no masturbation ... we don't need no birth control ... " wait that sounds exactly wrong

Hi Jeph, new patreon here. I have been enjoying your comic for years and wanted to thank you for the daily happiness you bring into my life.

I like that you had to use 'Pink Floyd' as the header to make sure people younger than myself would get the footer. :D I also love that the robots in this world have blush capability!

Just had a thought in reference to Faye's not doing art yesterday and dildos today.. What ever happened with Pintsize's comically oversized.. enhancement?

that pun is nothing to be ashamed of

I would like to comment on May’s line that “Doing good doesn’t pay the bills.” Sure nonprofits have to financially run on the lean side, but they can have staff who pay well enough for them to pay the bills. All nonprofits in the USA have to publicly release tax form 990, and you can see how much they get in donations and how much they spend. You can use that as a metric as to which charity or foundation you want to support. Yes, I started working at a nonprofit a month ago, why do you ask?

There is never a need for an apology for a pun. Pun-shaming is a horrible thing.

I love her nose less adorable face

That’s a potential overheating blush in panel 4. Beeps is all innocent and naive, but she secretly loves her job playing with dildos all day.

Since that song came out when I was in high school, I've been singing that verse that way....

FINALLY this strip earns its title. Took long enough.

Nor should you. That was an excellent pun.

Groaaaaaaaaaaan! The pun! It hurts!

Did you make a whole 6 panel comic just to write a Pink Floyd pun? If so I approve. 😆

Have May and Pintsize met? I have a feeling they’d hit it off.

Need to see dildo canon.

I think the most important question here is WHAT KIND OF WALL

I laughed extremely hard at the pun

where's the groan emoji when you need it...

Get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

The pun is so delicious. I hate you.

... If there were ever a job that May would be the perfect candidate for, this is it. Also, a the resulting lab accidents would be hilarious.

Today is a good day for networking for May

Beeps's last line made me almost fall out of my chair laughing!

I love your puns. This was my favorite yet.

And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your cock against some mad bugger's wall

So, May may have 2 new jobs? Working at the testing facility, AND as Sam's assistant. Together this'll put her in a position to quit the convenience store?

that's the best tag ever Jeph <3

I like the pun. It fits, just like a dildo in a recently made hole.

Tell me these verses weren't MADE for May! Step in here, dear girl, have a cigar, You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you!

I think there's an extra space before "shift" [/pedantry]

NEVER apologize for a Pink Floyd pun!

Pink Floyd? Vegetable Man is one of my favorites!

I suspect there could be a really popular Bonus Strip poll question in the making here!

That would be perfect for her, I think. I really hope so.

Holy fuck. That's a perfect, er, fit

I don't know if a convicted felon should have access to a high powered dildo launcher.... But I would support it because it would be fucking hilarious!!!

I can see it now: May, while we appreciate your enthusiasm, the product can't leave the premises, they're just to be used inhouse.

We don't need no masturbation...

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!

This Wall Paid For By Stormy Daniels.

Oh sweet lord. I need this "May works at a dildo factory" story-line in my life so badly right now.

Beep: not as innocent as she looks.

To apologize for such a glorious pun would be criminal.

We don’t need no lubrication...

Nor should you Jeph!