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November 5, 2019

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Spaceman Spiff · November 6, 2019

Is it just me, or is Faye's chin more angular lately?

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Alexander · November 6, 2019

Any reason for the odd IOU / 4101? Logged into Patreon for the first time in months just to find out :P

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awgiedawgie · November 6, 2019

Certainly not the first time a comic was misnumbered.

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Bill Hall · November 5, 2019

Alternate text for May: “If I tell you whose pube it is, and who you will be able to rag on until the End of Days, can you drop the price by a dollar?”

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Stephen Wells · November 5, 2019

Pretty sure that Bubbles' sensor suite would let her track that pube to its origin in short order. Nobody tell her please.

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Daryl Sawyer · November 6, 2019

You think she's got comparative data on Sven's junk?

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Andrew · November 5, 2019

I love that the “not gonna ask” & “I’d probably lie about it anyway” is implied.

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BobC · November 5, 2019

Friggin' hipsters....

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FunkyTuba · November 6, 2019

Hip-sters hehehehehehehheheh

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Dev · November 5, 2019

Damn it Sven.

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Milo · November 5, 2019

Uh it was May’s idea if I remember correctly...

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Sarah Ellis · November 5, 2019

Alternate theory: Faye already recognizes the provenance of the pube, and she probably knows how May got the money for the new dermal covering. So she's not bugging May about it at this moment, because she wrongly believes that Sven is *paying* May, and doesn't have the heart to ask for money obtained under such circumstances. (How she feels about Sven's part in it is another matter.) When Faye finds out their hookups weren't for money, *then* it's going to get awkward.

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Nulgar · November 5, 2019

Hehe, "Sven's part in it"

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FunkyTuba · November 5, 2019

There's no other business that this is taking the place of, so no opportunity cost. Probably minimal wear and tear on their tools, and a five dollar part. If a whale came in and said "make me thicc, pronto" May would get her hip tomorrow. Faye is not giving away the store here.

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Brett Thomas · November 5, 2019

*wave*

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Bagge · November 5, 2019

She could still do that dancing and singing thing for Union Robotics!

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Peter Jensen · November 5, 2019

The dancing would certainly be a display of the quality of the repair work on her hip.

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awgiedawgie · November 5, 2019

I'm kinda surprised the pube's still there, if May's lubricant is corrosive to hair.

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MiaKitty · November 5, 2019

Maybe it got coated in something that neutralized the effect?

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Francisco NavarroGamboa · November 5, 2019

I wonder if May will still be getting discount rates once Fay realizes the, eh.. provenance.. of the pube.

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Francisco NavarroGamboa · November 5, 2019

Also, considering the alleged size of Sven's schlong, I'm kind of amazed that the damage is so limited.

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Brooks Moses · November 5, 2019

I wonder if there's a way to change to be a non-profit organization that gets funding from some outside source. Maybe Faye and Bubbles should talk to Roko and Beepatrice.

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Matt Grayson · November 5, 2019

And Yay 😃

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William Cole · November 5, 2019

I like that Faye has an established Seeing Stray Pubes Surcharge.

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Gangler · November 5, 2019

I mean, this is incredibly generous of Faye, but if her most frequent customer is essentially getting free service that does explain a lot of her financial troubles. Faye might not have the heart for this business. A lot of doctors in the American Healthcare system say it can be pretty soulcrushing, charging the way they do for such an essential service.

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Fart Captor · November 5, 2019

Faye has the heart for business. She just might have too much soul for capitalism, which illustrates how vile privatized healthcare is

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Noise · November 5, 2019

Faye said the "F" word. It's right there under "...But".

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awgiedawgie · November 5, 2019

She'll say it accidentally. Just don't try and get her to admit it.

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David Durant · November 5, 2019

This is why Faye and Bubs aren't making any money...

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Peter Jensen · November 5, 2019

Well, on one hand I think it's basically only May that gets the at-cost discounts, for a number of reasons. But on the other hand, the sheer decrepitude of her body makes her in frequent need of repair. And just imagine how falling apart she'd be by now if those near-free services were unavailable. Basically indirectly enforcing long-term poverty, which I'm guessing is a comment on the state of things in the real world.

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Sleepy John · November 5, 2019

hip hip hooray!

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Amy ☣ · November 5, 2019

"capitalism fuckin' sucks shit from an asshole" this is such poetry, it brings a tear to my eye.

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Mike · November 5, 2019

...but only if there's something in it for capitalism.

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R. Flores · November 5, 2019

This is gonna be hella awkward when Faye finds out who got that pube in there

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Joseph Bonnar · November 5, 2019

When Momo figures it out, you mean...

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Michael Boettger · November 5, 2019

I've never known May to be embarrassed before.

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Some Ed · November 6, 2019

What? She's embarrassed every time she's caught doing something kind and charitable.

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Benzy · November 5, 2019

If only she knew WHOSE PUBE

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Michael Boettger · November 5, 2019

That look on May's face in panel four.

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JD · November 5, 2019

Sven's not mooch but May is.

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Fart Captor · November 5, 2019

May's not a mooch, she's just broke and kinda needs both her legs to work. She insisted on going back and paying them for fixing her face even though they didn't charge her for it

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Jeremy · November 5, 2019

Don’t look too close at the pube Faye!

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Adam · November 5, 2019

Good advice in general tbh

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Matt Grayson · November 5, 2019

Hah!