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October 22, 2019

Break Up Facebook

suck my ass jeff bezos

Comments (46)

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Jason Doege · October 24, 2019

It happens almost never, but I think calling someone a philosophical zombie might be just about the most offensive thing ever.

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Jan Gampe · October 23, 2019

"We're a giant tech monopoly, laws do not apply to us, lol" Nice, detail, Jeph ^^

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Danny Roose, no, edit that out · October 23, 2019

Oh god. I can't handle people linking things without comment. I mean, thanks for the link, I guess, but if I wanted to dig through the trash that's where I'd be right now. (Yes, I get the irony of thinking I'd get something useful from facebook.)

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Grant Swire · October 22, 2019

sorry i am drawing a blank, when and who did she meet?

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kk · October 22, 2019

Perhaps I'm very naiive, but I don't get it. Maybe I'm overthinking. Is the point of this strip merely that Greg is a bot? (i.e. an automated account that posts synthesized updates without any human intervention) Or is there some kind of deeper political point that Jeph is making? I get the feeling that there's some subtle political point because the title and caption refer to tech billionaires, but I'm not sure exactly what point the comic itself is trying to convey...

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Carl · October 22, 2019

I suspect it is intentionally at least somewhat open to interpretation, but one way to look at it is definitely "fuck you mark zuckerberg, because facebook has let us become philisophical zombies". It would have been unthinkable to read the news today and go "huh." and move on to the next news item like nothing is wrong.

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Bagge · October 22, 2019

a robot acting like a twitterbot is a bit like Pintsize hanging out with kitchen appliances, right?

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Bruce Boyle · October 22, 2019

What does her shirt say?

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Derrik Pates · October 22, 2019

"Robot Overlord", I think.

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FuryoftheStars · October 22, 2019

Patreon is a little disturbingly similar looking....

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Isabelle Milky · October 22, 2019

Welcome to web design 2019, it's boring as hell but super functional.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · October 22, 2019

interesting huh

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · October 22, 2019

Oh yeah, New Tool album! Huzzah! (and their discography is now available in Napster)

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · October 22, 2019

A little 'Killing in the Name of' for Facebook?

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Pete · October 22, 2019

So he's a bot, and in this universe AI without consciousness (philosophical zombie) behaves like a chat bot?

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Bagge · October 22, 2019

aren't we all?

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Nicole Hands · October 22, 2019

I for one welcome our AI overlords

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Cass Redgrave · October 22, 2019

WAVY HAIR ROKO IS STAYING???? Yes...............

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meepsalot · October 22, 2019

Like Roko’s new hairdo!

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Sleepy John · October 22, 2019

A trail that leads nowhere comes back to itself.

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Joe · October 23, 2019

& a donut without a hole is a danish ...

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Piscador · October 22, 2019

I for one will welcome our robot overlords.

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Michael Boettger · October 22, 2019

Zuckerberg is a bot himself?

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Carl Fink · October 22, 2019

So the AI body person is a literal 'bot" that lacks intelligence, natural or artificial? Seriously, I could write that bot and I'm a very out-of-date developer.

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Pete · October 22, 2019

Lacks consciousness and, not necessarily intelligence.

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 22, 2019

I can't read her cute top...any help chat?

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 22, 2019

Nvrmind....I should have read chat first. XD

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Tim Eldred · October 22, 2019

And now we need "Robot Overlord" hoodies.

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kaitou · October 22, 2019

What do you mean, "now," human?

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Uniquitous · October 22, 2019

Now do Elon Musk!

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Fart Captor · October 22, 2019

I think at this point I've lost all sense of object permanence and have clearly begun just shipping whichever non-related characters are in a given strip

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Andrew · October 22, 2019

I’m proud of myself that I made it to panel 5 before thinking that way too :)

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JD · October 22, 2019

Share an article about how screwed up it is to give robots on parole sub standard bodies with him on Facebook.

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jimbo · October 22, 2019

"Robot Overlord" ? the power of positive computing for Beeps

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Chris Heg · October 22, 2019

Short Attention Span Theater.

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William Cole · October 22, 2019

100% accurate screen cap in panel 4 ;-)

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Michael Boettger · October 22, 2019

Beeps and her "Robot Overlord" shirt! Adorable! And Roko seems to be in a good mood! And yes, facebook could be soooooo much better than it is.

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z · October 22, 2019

Could have a randomization cube for subject matter to search. Random neutron from a hunk of radium hits one of the detectors, guy decides he's going to look at something different.

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Samantha Yeaman · October 22, 2019

I mean clearly he's just a bot account, nothing unusual about that. /s

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Abhayakara · October 22, 2019

Better a philosophical zombie than the flesh-eating variety, I guess... Or are you saying that Facebook itself is a philosophical zombie? I think you could definitely make that case.

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Joel Bateman · October 22, 2019

I agree. Fuck Facebook. Fuck Zucc. That site used to be fun, now it's nothing but ads, drama, and fake people.

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Holly Nelson · October 22, 2019

A little personal for a first date, I should think.

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darklion · October 22, 2019

Funnier if it said "Human Overlord" but I want one

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David Browne · October 22, 2019

another facebook bot

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Miyaa · October 22, 2019

Facebook is why I will never go to my 25 year high school anniversary reunion. I’ll just get a bunch of pop up ads for misinformation right before I get to the drink line.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · October 22, 2019

my prior high school reunion is why I won't go I mean, my classmates are great and all, but, socially, I connected more with someone's spouse who had no idea who everyone was