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October 8, 2019

Handshake Protocol

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Comments (68)

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Bill Robertson · October 9, 2019

aw c'mon. what's the morse code say?

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Paul Hodges · October 9, 2019

https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html Melon says ".. -. -.. . . -.. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / ...- . .-. -.-- / --.- ..- .- .. -. - .-.-.- " which translates as "INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT." Yaaaaaaaay responds with the same.

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Peabody · October 9, 2019

I thought at first, "Dial up handshake and.. tone pack?"

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Amber Lockridge · October 9, 2019

Spooky bot looks like it's producing part of a Magic Eye image to me.

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Joe · October 9, 2019

pretty sure there are some 60s kids who can recognize it too

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Richard · October 8, 2019

Is this the first time Melon hasn't greeted Roko with "Socially Appropriate Greeting"?

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Fart Captor · October 8, 2019

Oh no I just realized how cute of a thrupple these three would make

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Paul Hodges · October 8, 2019

Melon has antennae....?

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Deuce · October 8, 2019

I am now almost positive Melon has a sister named Carrot with remarkably similar hair to this style....

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Jeff Gedney · October 8, 2019

anyone slightly disturbed by Yay speaking in Seismic Waves?

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gunks · October 8, 2019

Melon: INDEED STOP IT WAS VERY QUAINT STOP newFriend: INDEED STOP IT WAS VERY QUAINT STOP

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Fawn Dasher · October 8, 2019

The waveforms don't look like what I remember my modem doing. now I wonder what speed that wave is for. They were all different depending on what speed you were trying for. I was actually still using one in the early 2000's. I had 'acquired' an old external hardware modem. 33.6 until I called a number at US Robotics. Then it became a 56.6. Couldn't believe how much faster the computer was when I moved the modem from internal to external. Good times.

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Mark · October 8, 2019

I tried using an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.

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theaardvark · October 8, 2019

The Sinclair ZX Spectrum had the best noises when it was loading.

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · October 8, 2019

...Or was it the Mod-ems?

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · October 8, 2019

Oh yeah this is from that avant-garde music group, The Bauds....

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Bagge · October 8, 2019

Also, to answer Roko's questions: Yes, this is her life now

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Mark · October 8, 2019

Could be worse.

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Erin Moriarty · October 8, 2019

Melon is so adorable when she smiles.

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Gangler · October 8, 2019

She's pretty much always smiling, except when she's at work, right?

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Trigon Manthree · October 8, 2019

Once at a mid-1990s computer club meeting (HAAUG), I was working behind the share/freeware disk purchase station. The club librarian mentioned, in passing, to a customer, the modem noise. Instantly about 5 of us started making the modem connect noise (yes, from our mouths). The slow turn and glare we received from her just made us bust out howling with laughter. Thank you for dredging up this treasured memory. :-D

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Dolan · October 8, 2019

bwoo-beepbeepbeepbeep-beep-beep-beepbeepbeep-woowOO-weeeeee-wooo-AHHH-scree-AHHHHH-EEEEEEEE-AHHHHH-ah-ee-ah-ee-fzsssssssht-boooowoooooooWEEMP-fzsssssshmph

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Charles Hatfield · October 8, 2019

It's just... all the Clickwise, you know? It puts people off, Carl.

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Bagge · October 8, 2019

I like Melon's haircut. Super... melon

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BobC · October 8, 2019

When did Melon go all Wood Sprite?

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RobertC · October 8, 2019

QAM matrices?

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Avery Vincent · October 8, 2019

"Indeed. It was very quaint."

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Avery Vincent · October 8, 2019

Melon and Roko:

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Boter Bug · October 8, 2019

Is Spookybot doing the modem sound in her spectrum as well?

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Munk33 Magic · October 8, 2019

It looks a bit like the Aphex Twin waveform that produces his face...??? Can anyone confirm?

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Devin Forbes · October 8, 2019

I read the panel in the voice of the 90's phone scream.

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Sleepy John · October 8, 2019

I think it stopped being 'your' apartment the day Melon burned a portal in the ceiling.

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Sleepy John · October 8, 2019

I remember when your computer shrieked at the telephone, and the telephone screamed back, and then you were ready to go on-line.

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Da Nargh!! · October 8, 2019

And then your mother screamed at you to get off the internet so she can make a call

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Noise · October 8, 2019

Melon was acoustic modem dialing and handshaking. Yay's sending out something very high-bandwidth, from the image. Not the Bloop signal, though. SETI spectrogram?

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Tim Keating · October 8, 2019

My hard drive before I run defrag.

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Jon Kerr · October 8, 2019

This is my favourite.

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Fart Captor · October 8, 2019

Oh my god Melon's hair is friggin adorable

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Bagge · October 8, 2019

Melon is friggin' adorable full stop.

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Jim Feldman · October 8, 2019

A few weeks ago I actually heard someone use the modem screech as a ringtone.

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Alex Borders · October 8, 2019

That may have been me?

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Halloween Jack · October 8, 2019

I used to hate that modem startup sound, but if I heard it now, I'd come a-runnin', just to see who was kicking it oldskool.

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Dean Reilly · October 8, 2019

My favourite bit in <i>Terminator 3</i> was when the terminator lady hacked the education department computer by screeching into the phone like an analogue modem.

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Abhayakara · October 8, 2019

Why did they both say the same thing? I am so confused. Also, you guys have to use a web site to translate morse code? Poseurs. ;)

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Edward Eade II · October 8, 2019

Reread that pannel as both of them saying it at the same time

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 8, 2019

Melon "INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT." Roko "INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT." Sigh....

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Gangler · October 8, 2019

I forget, did Yay say the thing about how Melon isn't stupid, she just thinks differently, in the comic itself, or was that somebody in the comment sections? Melon smashes all her dishes down to a fine powder or something, and Yay explained that Melon had been trying to store them or wash them or something, and this was technically the way to get the most dishes in the least amount of space? Ringing a bell for anybody? This would seem to be in line with that. Melon apparently is versed in a number of languages and communication channels, but many of them are dead or obsolete. The most eloquent woman in the room but nobody can understand her.

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Joel Bateman · October 8, 2019

Melon is possibly and eccentric genius. Her processors are permanently overclocked, so she's trying to process everything at once, but instead it makes her...Melon.

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David Wright · October 8, 2019

Dunno about the waveform, but both of them are saying "INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT." in Morse code.

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Creepy Cat Lady · October 8, 2019

I was really hoping someone would translate this, thank you for your service to the patreon. :)

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Elf Sternberg · October 8, 2019

No one's going to ask the obvious question, is Melon a part of Yay's network?

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Joel Bateman · October 8, 2019

It's Melon. Do you need to ask how she functions? I don't even think Melon knows how she functions.

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Ryan · October 8, 2019

Melon is looking very All-Might with that hair.

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spectria.limina · October 8, 2019

Melon: INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT.

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Jim Feldman · October 8, 2019

I'd of thought she'd be more of a PSK31 fan, but there's no school like the old school. I used to be able to whistle up 212A compatible modems or at least get them to start the handshake.

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Joel Bateman · October 8, 2019

Someone is bound to translate that. And also post that wave form.

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Tamara Macadam · October 8, 2019

Both Melon and Yay are saying "INDEED. IT WAS VERY QUAINT." in the morse code. I assume the audio is dial-up, considering the commentary.

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Joseph Bonnar · October 8, 2019

Melon got a new hair don't!

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Jono Hayward · October 8, 2019

Hands up who else immediately dashed over to a morse code translator website to read this?

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Jono Hayward · October 8, 2019

(geddit DASHed)

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · October 8, 2019

Man, this comic is like a battle fleet without air support

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Are they...acoustically coupling?!?

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Bagge · October 8, 2019

Or just flirting.

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Jackson Bockus · October 8, 2019

Is... is Melon using dial-up? Also who’s the nerd who’s gonna translate that Morse code?

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Michael Boettger · October 8, 2019

It would stand to reason that AIs would be multilingual.

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Sean Crane · October 8, 2019

For all of us, yes please, please translate

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Bitter Donald · October 8, 2019

Aw hell... Now I gotta translate that....

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Michael Boettger · October 8, 2019

I was about to ask that very question.