Guess She'll Go Eat Worms
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Don't kid yourself, Elf. Boobs are a sedative in EVERY universe! The way they are applied just varies slightly from reality to reality.
In Jeph's universe, boobs are a sedative: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1332 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1871
Raffle off the old body. Just don't tell us what you do with it.
You know, Mayday would be s great name for a crowdfunding website.
First panel would make a great heroic statue.
May, if you start a Patreon with daily pictures of your internal workings, you'd have my credit card!
Stretch goal will obviously be a fighter jet.
THREESOME!
Nah, it would totally go viral. "Isn't she hillarious when she insults people. Haha, anyway, donate."
K-CHUK
Invite everyone to your pity-party and you can't expect then to play nice! Been skewered on that a few times myself: There's a line that self-deprecating humor can all too easily cross.
“Give money to make May hipper”. That’ll do it.
Panel 1 is my new ship
BUTT TOUCHIN' / FACE SMOOSHIN' 2020
Where can I donate money for a new Maybody???
I'd tell you to send me the money, but seriously, I'm only interested in your chocolate, Joel.
Non Sequitur: Dale sans glasses is more attractive than Dale with glasses, and now we need Dale in a beef cake pose.
Did Dale drop the augmented reality glasses, or are they just off at the moment?
Yup, either that's May phrasing it badly or I completely missed that too.
Did Marigold move in with Dale and May?
weren't they room mates? I think they were but it's been a while since that origin story.
How's the seating on that petard, May? Comfy?
After what her ass has been through today, her own petard couldn't be much worse.
Sounds a future poll for the body features is in order
All of the poll choices are "Dat Butt"