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September 26, 2019

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Bagge · September 26, 2019

Burning a piece of bad writing in a ritual fire totally sounds like something Dora would do.

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Randall Norman Pick · September 27, 2019

Haven't we actually seen her do that once? Or just bring out a ritual sacrificing knife?

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Daryl Sawyer · September 26, 2019

Sven makes me think of a guy who wished on a monkey's paw. When he was young, he wished to be a successful musician who got all the girls. Poof! He got his wish! Except he can only find success doing music he hates, and his easy success with the ladies has resulted in him being emotionally stunted to the point he's completely incapable of a normal, long-term relationship.

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Coleman Ridge · September 26, 2019

On the other hand, this curse equips him nicely for an abnormal relationship, and as arcane, occult curses go, May is very nice.

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Coleman Ridge · September 26, 2019

It may help Dora to hear this. Dora on why Sven makes her crazy: "And he doesn't even have to TRY! He cruised through high school and college, he never studied and still got perfect grades. Meanwhile I'm busting my ass to make Cs and Ds. Then AFTER school, he writes a couple stupid fucking songs and the paychecks just come rolling in. Meanwhile I can barely afford to pay myself a living wage. " https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1107

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The Fire Piper · September 26, 2019

I do like the moral this implies; I act the way I do and do the things I do because they are rewarded, and those things that actually fulfill me are punished. Hopefully, this leads in the story that if you stop letting yourself be manipulated this way and let go, you will feel better about yourself and make your life better.

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Shanni Marmen · September 26, 2019

Advice 2$. Good advice. Affogato NO but Blood pack 4$ I guess Dora is catering to her old goth crowd.

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Peter Troop · September 26, 2019

Thank you Jeph. I have been enjoying your dailies for years. :)

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Kyle in Orbit · September 26, 2019

How has no one made a "burning down the house" pun in these comments 😅

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Jax · September 26, 2019

Watch out you might get what you're after

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quarridors · September 26, 2019

Jeph, there's an error in the comic - it looks like the overflow from the bottom left panel's drinks list is appearing on the large board behind Dora in the final panel. The large board should be blank.

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Richard Hohm · September 26, 2019

It's a Möbius comic strip.

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Martin Krikorian · September 26, 2019

I like the drink sizes - S M L XL WTF

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MiaKitty · September 26, 2019

He should try writing something totally shit, and then he'll be an overnight success.

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Thisguy · September 26, 2019

That’s what he does now.

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Waffliesinyoface · September 26, 2019

jeph, you're making sven cute in addition to hot, this is unfair

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Lightsabr2 · September 26, 2019

The fact that his agent has (no... had) a barn is pretty telling.

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Dean Reilly · September 26, 2019

He writes C&W songs, remember?

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BobC · September 26, 2019

I keep thinking every time Sven moves it's because his hair situation makes his pubes itch. Then I noticed you rarely see his hands, and never both at once. Must be adjusting damn near continuously!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 26, 2019

I shaved there once yes, this, now I'm thinking it constantly thanks

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Miyaa · September 26, 2019

Also, no horses, pigs, or goats were harmed in the burning of the barn. Geese on the other hand totally made it worse.

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Miyaa · September 26, 2019

“Sometimes being terrible is the best thing you are good at.” – Sven Bianchi 2019

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Sleepy John · September 26, 2019

"I wouldn't listen to the crap I write if I didn't know I was a genius." - Floyd Pepper, of The Electric Mayhem.

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Dave Miller · September 26, 2019

I'm very interested in more information about the Iced Blood Pack. Asking for a friend.

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Lars Gottlieb · September 26, 2019

For the vampires, of course.

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Meg Taylor · September 26, 2019

Dora's hearing about her brother's insecurities and failures! He's opening up to her! Their relationship is leveling up!!

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Rob McBobson · September 26, 2019

What's the item on the blackboard right between Americano and Advice?

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Huntokar · September 26, 2019

Looks to be "Affogato", an espresso-and-ice-cream drink: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affogato

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Scott Bardwick · September 26, 2019

Nice ^

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Scott Bardwick · September 26, 2019

Good Advice - 69

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Remy! · September 26, 2019

He literally can’t succeed when he tries, and only succeeds when he doesn’t. Good god.

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Mike Finke · September 26, 2019

Affoget about even thinking of asking for one.

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Absynthe · September 26, 2019

I think it says "We don't do iced drinks"

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Michael Boettger · September 26, 2019

And blood packs?

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Auros Harman · September 26, 2019

I want to know what the bottom right section of the board says. Something about don't drink the ice drinks?

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Janeice · September 26, 2019

We don't do ice drinks? There's a little bit of pink writing peeking out behind his sleeve that would match to an "e."

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Vilinda · September 26, 2019

Was it a cleansing ritual fire?

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Samantha Yeaman · September 26, 2019

I would love to know what Sven's passion project would sound like. I'd be so on board for a mini-Sven arc where he stops being a sell-out and develops some goals of his own. I believe in you, Sven. You're my favourite jerk.

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Dean Reilly · September 26, 2019

Maybe he could write a song for Deathmole!

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Joel Bateman · September 26, 2019

His mix tape is literally fire

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darklion · September 26, 2019

but first it was on fire