Unforgettable
woob woob
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As a human with no more butt than god gave yer average frog, I sympathize. Also, Greenie's super cute. I imagine her hair smells like mint.
Three months later, we go back to the shop and Moustache Dude is still sitting there.
I want POS terminals to go "Boop" w when I talk.
I need to be able to pay by fist bump.
Nice boops.
fist bump pay system >>>>>>> apple card
The other primates don't have butts. That is, they have rear ends, and as with most animals, the rear end is as social as the face. (https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0165357) They have little, tiny scrawny rear ends, though. This is partly because they aren't bipedal, and so don't need such big gluteal muscles, but also because they don't carry any fat back there. They have no butt cheeks. Hardly any animals do. It's not clear why we do. Maybe it is because women have to nurse babies so long, and so need extra fat. In The Descent of Women, Elaine Morgan argues that we are fatter than other primates because we evolved as beachcombers, were in and out of the sea all the time, and needed to float well. The big butt would be because the hips are heaviest and needed most added buoyancy. The problem is that there will never be any physical evidence for Morgan's theories, since beaches destroy fossils and artifacts rather than preserving them. Our enormous butts are a scientific mystery. Remember, therefore, that when your dog or cat looks at you, they are thinking "Woob wubble hehehehue huheheuhe."
This comic is educational
Sam's giggly grin is the best!
They no longer accept swipe-only cards, after Pintsize tried to swipe Bubble's butt.
As I remember, Pintsize usually pays with a big wads of slightly damp cash.
"How was work today, Sam? Did they let you use power tools?" "I TOUCHED a BUTT!!!" "...eh, I never told them anything about that. Fair enough."
Dangit, from now on I will obsessively stare at the background of each QC strip just in case Jeph adds a hidden stealth emu in a gif animation just for a gag.
I'm calling it. He'll wait a few dozen/hundred strips, maybe even years later. Maybe even break 8-Bit Theater's record for longest Brick Joke. 10 years, 1200 strips or so I think it was.
Faye is getting good at that whole beside-manner thing.
Wait. The butt implants haven't arrived yet. What is Sam playing with!?!?! I predict juggling.
Probably a ziploc bag filled with gel...they are basically the same thing.
Bubbles is a Pay Pal
Bub Pal
Faye, remember to relieve Sam of the butt implant before she leaves today. I don't think Jim would appreciate a bunch of fake butts laying around the house.
Good point. A butt implant would be a little more, ah, abstract, then a lot of other things.
I really love that she thought it was a nice shop! Bubbles and Faye are doing such a good job! <3
So proud of them both. :')
I’m now thinking of Baymax’s fistbumps. bulalalallala.
So wait. Is the fist bump like tapping your card? Is Bubbles also a card reader? I mean, I'm sure she's capable of it. JEPH PLEASE I GOTTA KNOW.
If its like today's tech its an NFC tag of some sort, there are some current examples of humans embedding those tags into their body, so having a tag is easy and a reader in an android shouldn't be so hard
BOOPcoin
I wonder if they have any accommodations for if an AI like Beepatrice wants to pay analogue?
If they pay cash, Faye would handle it. Division of labor and all that.
So why does he have to wait for her? He doesn't have her "cell" ID? He can't find his own way back to the lab?
Because leaving an injured friend to make their own way home is kind of a shitty thing to do?
Playing with Butt Implants gives Sam Great Big Anime Eyes! 8D
Oh, Snap.
BUTTstep
We need a "BUTTS (woob woob woob)" shirt.
Where's the emu though?
lol that’s a dope way to pay
Nope. That's a 'boop' way to pay :)
Paying via Boop-Pay is the best payment.
Time for me to get transdermal implants; because paying with a fistbump is the coolest thing ever
I would Big Hero 6 that shit ALL. DAY.
Wait...is this implying that you can fistbump-to-pay in the QC world?
It requires a Bluetooth implant with NFC antenna, but Clinton has a whole hand, a few subcutaneous wires and a small battery wouldn't be that hard to install!
Been there. Done that.
Pay via Bubbles had me in stitches
Does it count as Android Pay?
Sam, please