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August 28, 2019

Situation Purple

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Philip Lautin Jackson · August 29, 2019

I'll be honest; After reading the comic for years I finally just started donating to point out the morally (if not technically, language being somewhat fluid) wrong spelling of fuchsia. Also, fuchsia is an experimental new google OS.

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Someonelse · August 29, 2019

It could be worse, we could have ended up keeping the spelling and regularising the pronunciation. Although actually, "code fucksya" sounds pretty dramatic.

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jimbo · August 28, 2019

okay Bubbles, what about the 'atypical' situations?

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Halloween Jack · August 28, 2019

I'd like to think that, in a real red alert type situation, Bubbles would just pick up the phone and make old-fashioned modem noises into it.

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Kevin M. Sprieser · August 28, 2019

As a former machine shop intern, the amount of FNG abuse here is extremely relatable and giggle-inducing for me. Well played, Mr. Jacques.

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Ben C · August 28, 2019

Now they're just rubbing it in...

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Danilo B. · August 28, 2019

If the codename is named after the color, it should be "Fuchsia" :) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuchsia_(color)

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Diana · August 28, 2019

it's a very common alternative spelling at this point. https://blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/03/color-survey-results/ (about 1/3rd of the way down.)

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Sarah Puls · August 28, 2019

"resentful sweeping" = me, an adult, cleaning my floors at home. I hate it.

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Phaye · August 28, 2019

you beat me to it!!

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Dean Reilly · August 28, 2019

Next they'll send Sam out for some striped paint and a left-handed screwdriver.

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Frederick Ohlmann · August 28, 2019

Typically.

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Grumpulum · August 28, 2019

i cant wait for them to send her to get air-hooks or watever is the equivalent in america to mess with the new kid XD

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Clifton Royston · August 28, 2019

Old American traditions include sending the newbies to search for a "left-handed monkey wrench" and "elbow grease" in apprenticeships, and "tent stretcher" (in the Boy Scouts.)

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Ack · August 28, 2019

I love the way Faye and Bubbles are so in tune with each other. backing up each others' jokes, not spoiling each others' jokes, and so forth.

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NinjaZaku · August 28, 2019

That bracket was holding up something important, wasn't it?

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Ack · August 28, 2019

Yeah, Sam's dignity.

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Bagge · August 28, 2019

ah, tactical codename humour. Very droll.

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OldGoat · August 28, 2019

C'mon, Sam certainly can recognize a common shelf bracket. SHE's fuckin' with them.

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Matthew Foweraker · August 28, 2019

I dunno, that a shelf holding heavy or expensive tools or parts is down a bracket might indeed be important.

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bunnitos · August 28, 2019

So what's on the shelf that bracket was holding up and is it going to explode when it falls to the floor?

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Some Ed · August 28, 2019

There exist extra shelf brackets which are not currently in use, as well as redundant shelf brackets. Just because one bracket was found free range does not mean a shelf is necessarily about to collapse. Shelf brackets are cheap enough that even companies struggling as much as Union Robotics will usually have times when they have extra shelf brackets. Especially when you consider that Bubbles can probably cut, shape, and drill them as needed. (That said, mass produced shelf brackets will probably be cheaper than Bubbles' time to make them, so she'd probably only be making shelf brackets if they had a shelf bracket emergency. Which this isn't.)

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Joshua Brumley · August 28, 2019

I still get a chuckle when we get an MT move (taking an empty trailer from point a to point b), and I tell my current student we're going to pickup Sailboat Fuel. Ah, the looks on thier faces even for the ones who get the joke quickly. :D

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Emma Humphries · August 28, 2019

Note that we've gone from May's Teen Broom to Sullen Teen with Broom.

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Tachpmg · August 28, 2019

I sense an epic fight on the way

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · August 28, 2019

It does depend on *which* dog is loose in the mess hall.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 28, 2019

There is a difference. A labradoodle (lab poodle crossbreed) is not likely to be aggressive. A chihuahua now? Ready the anti chihuahua BASSELOPE missile!

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J.R. Murdock · August 28, 2019

I feel like they're just standing around waiting for ways to fuck with her. LoL

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · August 28, 2019

And I could totally go with that. ;)

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Bryan Stopp · August 28, 2019

I need you to go to supply and get me a yard of flight-line. Yes, one yard.

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VC · August 28, 2019

And a fluorescent lightbulb cutter?

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Matt Grayson · August 28, 2019

Keep it up and she’ll bake you a Chaos Loaf!

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Miyaa · August 28, 2019

There had better be war ladle 2.0 as compensation for that joke.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · August 28, 2019

(flashback to the Chaos Pupper)

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JC Urza · August 28, 2019

Ah the time honored past time of f*cking with the newbies. Next be sending in the back for a can of A.I.R. and maybe some good old ID10T grease lol

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Michael Boettger · August 28, 2019

Don't forget piston return springs! Very important.

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Criss Invid · August 28, 2019

... is the name of my Prince cover band.

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SpookyPenguin · August 28, 2019

and the album title

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Michael Boettger · August 28, 2019

All right you two! Be nice! Sam is a good kid and while a little hazing is to be expected, you need to buy her lunch now. A yummy lunch.

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Joel Bateman · August 28, 2019

Did Bubbles just get more adorable? I didn't think that was possible. We've passed a new level of Bubdorable.

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Daniel Burnett · August 28, 2019

Wouldn’t it be adoraBubbles?

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J.E. Melton · August 28, 2019

Code brown is the one where you have to watch where you're stepping.

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Finvaara · August 28, 2019

The BEST couple

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Adam · August 28, 2019

Bubs in panel 5 reminds me of Maxim 20 from Schlock Mercenary: If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win.

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Midsummer Games · August 28, 2019

Has Faye swore in front of Sam before? If not...I think I smell a storyline

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Grace Serenity · August 28, 2019

Dammit, Faye! You too, Bubbles! Sam is too young to know you're fucking with her!

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Daniel Burnett · August 28, 2019

Isn’t she like 15-16 now?

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Tim Eldred · August 28, 2019

I love the Faye-Bubbles dynamic. Neither of them miss a beat.

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John Fiala · August 28, 2019

It really says something about how close Faye and Bubbles have gotten that Bubbles picked up on the joke and ran with it, after Faye started it. They really are good for each other.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · August 28, 2019

Faye's face in panel five is amazing

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Brian · August 28, 2019

Poor kid