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June 30, 2019

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Comments (56)

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Jim Feldman · July 1, 2019

I think this pretty much confirms SB's alien origins. No name, minimal ethics (self described), it's home (in space) and the fact that it is unlike terrestrial AI's including Station. There's also a callback to Bubbles describing a massive hive intelligence.

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Jonathan Price · June 30, 2019

then*

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Tachpmg · June 30, 2019

I expect the boston accent to make a comeback with that

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 30, 2019

DID Spookybot HAVE a lot of money in the first place? She is an all powerful super sentient AI that can get anything she wants without NEEDING money. I wouldn't be surprised if she actually only had like 30 dollars or something.

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David Pipes · June 30, 2019

Isn't Spookybot really a collective?

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Brad Kirkwood · June 30, 2019

here is where we learn that either Spooky actually doesn't have alot of money and simply manipulates other people or that she's trying to teach Roko that throwing money at a problem doesn't work

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Joe · June 30, 2019

Spookybot are a djinn, are they not?? they've 'helped', may god help us.

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Tinwhisker · June 30, 2019

Yup, monkey's paw here we come.

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Waffliesinyoface · June 30, 2019

hey, now Roko and May have something in common! Both of them accidentally caused a good thing to happen via sarcasm

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Marc Moskowitz · July 1, 2019

That's the thing I love most about this plotline. Hopefully it's impossible to continue the chain further.

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Amelie W · June 30, 2019

The stupid thing is, if Bezos wanted to give away all his money he'd have to be pretty careful about the time and place to avoid completely destabilizing the world's economy in ways nobody could predict. I'm assuming the mighty AI was able to calculate instantly how to put their money to the most use with the least harm of course.

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Thomas Boys · June 30, 2019

Erm...that makes the huge assumption that Spookybot was looking to cause the least harm. Which, given their character, I find to be really unlikely. Oo

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NinjaZaku · June 30, 2019

concern

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Bagge · June 30, 2019

They are contributing

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Yonatan Zunger · June 30, 2019

... OK, I'm thinking we're about to find out what happens when you try to make the friendly neighborhood Deus ex Machina into a bona fide character. o.O

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Luzahn · June 30, 2019

what a good robot?

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jimfromtx · June 30, 2019

More like Chaotic Neutral. With slight leanings towards good.

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Devinity · June 30, 2019

I hate to be a grammar pedant, but in the interest of saving Jeff from 10,000 emails, that first panel should be "then" not "than"

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gatherer818 · June 30, 2019

That's the sixth comment I've read so far saying the same thing 😛

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Chuck Dee · June 30, 2019

Funny thing... if you give away all of your money to charity, you'll be in a bit of trouble once tax time comes around as you can't deduct all of that, so you'll still owe taxes.

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GJT · June 30, 2019

I honestly doubt spookybot actually PAYS taxes, but that's true enough in general.

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Space_horse · June 30, 2019

i think i figured it out. we're in the pointy chin phase of jeph's art

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Chanelle Broyles · June 30, 2019

Oh no, now I can't unsee the pointyness, lol.

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Andrew · June 30, 2019

Hmm, with some kind of twist of course. Like... everyone Roko helps gets a Philomena model G body identical to hers? They could be the Roko-bots!

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Sleepy John · June 30, 2019

WHICH charity, Spookyboo?

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Czarzhan · June 30, 2019

Aaaaand we have a new pet name for Spookybot...

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BobC · June 30, 2019

Why does Spookybot even *bother* with neck seams? It's not like they get their chassis off a production line. Right?

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · June 30, 2019

I assume it's for our benefit, a visual reminder of robotness.

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Brent Catherman · June 30, 2019

The fact that they are concerned about exposure reaffirms my suspicion that Spookybot is wanted by a lot of government agencies especially the secret ones. And if they were completely invulnerable they wouldn't care. I'm more concerned with Roko's safety than anything else. If there is a group as unscrupulous and resourceful as Spookybot then they wouldn't hesitate to get to them through Roko.

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Some Ed · June 30, 2019

Spookybot has plenty of scruples. They're just not exactly aligned with the scruples you may think they should have.

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Nessa Vaccaro · June 30, 2019

Than in the first panel should be then I think.

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Danya Michael · June 30, 2019

Apparently SpookyBot has a similar sense of humor to May's..."that would be hilarious if you quit your job because of me." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3833

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Shawn K. Younkin · June 30, 2019

I'M HELPING!!! I think two are my new favorite dynamic.

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Adam · June 30, 2019

Wow. Some charity just got sixty nine billion dollars.

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Matt Grayson · June 30, 2019

Must... not.... say.....

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Michael Boettger · June 30, 2019

Anyone wanna bet that Beeps doesn't remember the charities password for financial matters. Money lost.

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Andrew Mitchell · June 30, 2019

The request was "give all your money to charity", not OUR charity. So... who knows what's happened?

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z · June 30, 2019

Actually, this is a BAD idea... An amazing amount of charities have horrible through-put (i.e. you give them $1, how much goes to the causes that they proclaim to be trying to help). Once upon a time, I had to find out about these kinds of things, and the numbers get bad and scary, fast. There were one or two big charities, I can't recall which ones, where the "cause" gets about $0.30 for every dollar that goes in. The rest goes into "upkeep," for a charity that has no paid employees beyond the leadership. The best charities I'd found out were Catholic charities, ethically run Muslim ones, and a number of smaller charities. Of course, for all we know, Spookybot is doing money laundering for another project...

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Andrew Mitchell · June 30, 2019

I agree many charities suck. But it's easy to find worthwhile ones Give Well spend thousands of hours per year researching charities and publish the results for free. https://www.givewell.org/

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Jessie Cook · June 30, 2019

Tomorrow: There $500 donated. You actually thought we had need of money?

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kuilin · June 30, 2019

I'm 50/50 on the next strip being like "we only have $20 in our account, we use influence to get money as we need it" vs "the economy is now in ruins and the salvation army just bought america"

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AstralAegis · June 30, 2019

They better not have donated to The Salvation Army. The bigots.

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Matt Grayson · June 30, 2019

Be careful what you ask of an incomprehensibly powerful entity with a warped sense of humor.

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Vilinda · June 30, 2019

'What' was my reaction.

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Noise · June 30, 2019

What does a broke, multi-corporeal AI do after this? "We need a place to stay. Friend."

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awgiedawgie · June 30, 2019

Even if they <i>have</i> given all their money away now, that doesn't mean that they won't be insanely wealthy tomorrow.

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Tommie · June 30, 2019

I... really want a beep boop crop top

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Joe Hamelin · June 30, 2019

I just hope you don't have a body like mine. (58, short fat man)

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Lord Crusade · June 30, 2019

Oh spookybot

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Lalo Martins · June 30, 2019

Spookybot Foundation

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · June 30, 2019

what are the odds it was easy because there wasn't any money I mean, AIs

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quarridors · June 30, 2019

"than" should be "then", I think?

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Bozo The Hunk · June 30, 2019

Yeah, it would be then. Than is like "I'm better than you", and then is like "and then I did it"

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Max D S · June 30, 2019

Whelp that escalated quickly...

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Terry Parry · June 30, 2019

Which charity I wonder?

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Miyaa · June 30, 2019

Very good question. I wonder if May wakes up in the morning and finds herself with enough Bitcoins to put herself in two fighter jets?