A New Friendly You™
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Wonder if May will get a sweet butt emblem.
If so, I wonder if Jeph will do another pic on hers O_o
When someone offers you a twenty, you take it. /ProTip
Jeph's really having a flareup of his Butts Disease lately, huh?
We just SAW Roko's emblem. He DREW it. If I could do that, my case would be incurable.
When the Basilisk enters the building, everyone takes notice!
I’m liking the Roko is inspiring more fear as a determined social worker than she ever did as police.
Given how easily they are agitated, I suppose this store has an employee with Unlimited Clip Works just for this situation. Imagine someone like Nelson casually reciting this: I am the bone of my paperclip Plastic is my body, Coolant is my blood I have bent over a thousand clips Unknown to death, nor known to life Have withstood boredom to acquire many office supplies Yet those hands will never hold anything (firmly) So as I pray, Unlimited Clip Works!
Maybe AIs in this body type are easily agitated? There is a canonical correlation between body type and personality with all AIs.
Which is logical enough as most AI can consciously choose their body. -- Except May which brings us back to the current story arc.
Beeps, that's uh...a little unfair
This is store Melon shops for butts in, right?
I'd think she checks out Union Robotics these days. They have the BESTEST flares...
Of course, "asking nicely," the way Roku does it, is a robotic horse of an entirely different color of chrome!
Don't knock that street cred, Roko. That will serve you well.
I almost thought Spookybot was meddling in this. I think it would be for the best they and Beepatrice never meet.
Oh no he's adorable and you SCARED him
must stop laughing ... can’t breathe ...
Seems Jeph has Butts disease again.
Here to remind everyone that, under their clothes, they all have robutts. That is all. Thank you.
This isnt going well, is it
Aw, I thought she and Beepatrice were getting along pretty well...
They ARE getting along well. Beepatrice understands that when Roko says, "Jump", her head needs to be denting the ceiling. That's getting along GREAT!
Beepatrice, dear dear Beepatrice, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
3 internet points to the first person sourcing this quote... :)
Definitely take the $20 bucks.
NO May....
Your appointment is in less than one minute. Please do not put your finger in my eyesocket up to the third knuckle. Not that I've heard that you do that.
Theres only 2 knuckles on each finger
One of the models in the New Friendly You poster looks unsettlingly like Corpse Witch.
Probably similar model.
That model in the poster on the wall with the yellow body and purple hair looks way too much like Corpse Witch and I want to slap her silly. This is not a healthy instinct but I'm okay with it.
This wouldn’t be “Questionable Content” if there wasn’t, well...
Is that a recolored Corpse Witch on the wall, or am I over-interpeting the hairstyle?
Nice catch. It's certainly a similar face, but the body doesn't seem right.
hmmm this feels like spooky's doing somehow
actually beeps is probably just that terrified of Roko lol
She just said "She survived a run-in with Crushbot."
Oh . . . yeah, that would have done it!
She didn't refer to you as Shiva! We'll throw in free lifetime cleaning thank you for not killing us!
Well, Roko's certainly got 'em... 😏
Butts. Lots of butts.
They got ‘em!
She mentioned Roko used to be a cop, didn't she?