Never Living It Down
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I love how she's ready to smack with that rolled up magazine.
That's a proper respons
May will never be able to sell that magazine now that she's rolled it up!
Gotta brag when you can
What WOULD be the highly sanitized, euphemistic version anyway? "Then his... bolt met with the soft, yielding lubefilled... input port... and with each data package they could both feel the growing bandwith... something-something oven mitten.... something-something water melon." No, I simply don't get any part of it.
Heh, May has EARNED those sweet, sweet bragging rights
The truth of Sven's involvement will slip out only because it first slipped in.
"highly sanitized, euphemistic level of detail" that's soooo Momo ...
and sooo not May
So basically she’s a voyeur?
" highly sanitized euphamistic" version - I'm dying.
Euphemisms from the woman (errr... fembot, er... femme bot, darnit Jeph help us out here!) who reads Prolapse Monthly for fun?
I mean! I'll respect your privacy starting right after I ask this last invasive question!
...for the second time.
It's plausible it's going to slip out that it was Sven, and then Momo might be sad, since she had a crush on him at one point. Or maybe she'll just laugh and be over it. Maybe it will annoy her that May sort just accidentally snarked her way into something Momo had been building up as this huge mental thing in her mind.
Oh no I completely forgot she had a crush on Sven! Oh nooooooooooooooo
May's low-end model has blush plates? Blush-skin must be REALLY affordable to make.
Probably like a low-power red LEDs, cost must be negligible.
If it's all clean and sanitary, you're doing it wrong.
If you have to ask for details, Momo, it’s not going to be sanitized.
At this point, all I can hope is that May HERSELF is sanitized.
Don't mention his name.. don't mention his name... don't mention his name .. "Sven"... D'Oh!!
OH man I hope Momo and Winslow have adorable handholding sex once Momo learns for to GET THOSE GEARS CHURNIN'
...handholding sex? Oh my god, I want to have handholding sex!
This is very possibly the best relationship I might be biased though because I have a very good friend (also ex but never mind that) who is pretty much May… and is also called May… just paint her blue and it's three for three
Still waiting for Momo to vent. :)
Oh no Momo....oh no....oh. Also smug May is best May.
This is so cute
Yeah, she'll kiss and tell alright. This should be good.
yes... ha ha ha... yes