Me Toooo
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So, is Jeph selling xkcd shirts now? ;)
Jeph would never stoop to prostituting his art for mere filthy lucre!
Secret Petting Zoo could be the title of that sex tape.
:O the horse is NIBBLING ON HER HAIR and the pig has the most gorgeous little smile I'm all out of squee today.
I think that's just the pigs snoot but it's super cute either way
The Secret Petting Zoo, where an exclusive clientele pets the rarest animals using the latest techniques. If you want quantum entanglement petting with a Siberian tiger, this is where you go.
I would pay good money for a print of that final panel.
Ooh! Oooh! T-Shirt!!!!
I had forgotten about Momo's new 'do.
It's very punk
Interesting that nobody even think about something as simple as sex (especially just with one male partner). May have crafted quite a reputation for herself. Really interesting to watch how it will play out in the end. May probably have some serious character development arc ahead of her.
She can't have been having sex, there would have been more sirens and screaming...
I approve of marigold’s XKCD shirt
Honestly, I have all sorts of animal welfare concerns for why an underground petting zoo would be a terrible idea. And let that be a lesson - adorable does not always equal good.
It doesn't have to be in a basement to be an underground zoo... just lack the proper permits.
She did pet Sven's snake all right, 'mIright? hurrhurrhurr... sorry
But not sorry
It was in the secret basement of the illegal AI fighting facility, but once that closed the petting zoo had to too; there's a certain atmosphere of transgression needed to support such a thing. The owner moved all the animals into their one bedroom apartment and May, suffering secret petting withdrawal, tracked them down.
"This fuckin' town"
alpaca butt
What that's not google
I WANNA GO D=
Is it bad that everyone else is focusing on how to embarrass May, but I'm wondering if there's a way to make Marigold's xkcd shirt meta in some fashion.
I know it's an "expected drama" violation, but I'd really just rather that May finally comes out of a situation happier than when she went into it.
Marigold is looking crazy cute....
Momo, too. And her eyes in that last panel ! ! !
Oh, she was petting something alright. Heh
I don't think sven counts as a furry creature. he keeps himself pretty trimmed.
I'd go to an all-night petting zoo fer sure!
this is too wholesome lol
its so nice and good.
Big same, though
Me too!!
Just remembered Momo has a huge crush on Sven. This can only go well.
Well I bet she patted something
Well, they're not wrong. That would embarass May a lot.
There was likely, in fact, petting though...
An all night petting zoo does sound awesome. Though I guess it would have to be nocturnal animals.
Possums, raccoons, skunks, frogs....
If an alpaca determines you are smaller than an alpaca, they will rough you up. So I wouldn’t advise Momo to go to an alpaca farm.
Marigold and Momo have literally ascended and become anime characters in panel 4.
But is it their final form?
May rather admit to sleeping with Sven then let them think that she goes to a petting zoo to pet animals
Agreed. :)
I forgot how cute Momo is with the baby bangs.
Embarrassing May does seem like it might be tricky
HERE WE GO THE MOMO DRAMA WOOOO
If this a thing please tell me
May secretly volunteers at a pediatric cancer clinic and actually offers wonderful help and assistance.
Terry Pratchett identified the crime of "whitemail" where you threaten to reveal something like this.