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May 23, 2019

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he'd have at least five dollars

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Noy Typos · May 27, 2019

noy thinks its strange that these two would be placed in a relationship together, sure may has always been standoffish, and is looking for that new edge all the time, noy kinda feels sven will stoop lower, maybe perhaps, "taste a melon".

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GhostlyYorick · May 25, 2019

So, Sven knew where she worked?

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Scott B · May 25, 2019

They met at her work earlier in their evening. She was on break while he was having a personal epiphany.

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Bill Hall · May 25, 2019

The Karma, she is the BITCH!!! Sven hooked up with a lady who can out-dick him!!!!!!

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Chris Heg · May 25, 2019

If I needed a power cord to avoid sudden loss of consciousness I'd probably have it attached to me somehow or at least carry a spare.

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Jeff Gedney · May 24, 2019

Considering that Sven just moved her to the Couch and propped her up, I suspect he would have a reasonable idea as to whether he could piggyback her without self-injury

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Joseph Bonnar · May 24, 2019

Given the probably weight of an AI I would argue that giving May a piggy back ride could be bad for Sven's back. My citation is here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3572

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Ted Van Roekel · May 24, 2019

Hanners is not the strongest person around, physically. Was not. Who knows what changes a year traveling and brushing yaks have wrought.

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Nutjob · May 23, 2019

I'm just surprised that, with all the noise May makes, the charger plugs in her -ear-

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Aiuno · May 24, 2019

AI bodies are mainly desirable for the experience. And the spacing between our ears matters a lot for how we experience music. I would expect the microphones to be in the ears.

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Crimson Barrel · May 23, 2019

I know May is being all awkward and kind of putting her foot in her mouth in this page, but I feel like this all could easily lead to Sven offering to buy May a body that isn't falling the fuck apart. Not, like, right away, mind, but if we see more of these two in the coming pages. And it could be in the context of friends as opposed to a... booty call... sugar daddy type of situation. XD Like, Dale makes enough in his seventeen jobs to get by, but Sven kind of has fuck you money. Wouldn't have to be anything top of the line, but you know, like, the standard Regular Girl™ would be a massive improvement over her current situation. Especially considering his "try to be a better person" arch.

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Noise · May 24, 2019

Hell, it's Sven. He'll probably casually mention to someone that his new bot-buddy needs a new chassis, and get one for free in exchange for a thirty second commercial track.

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Philip D Jones · May 23, 2019

QC has opened a new chapter of human-AI sexual interaction. I’m still making up my mind about the morality of this. Virginia’s anti-miscegenation laws were struck down with respect race as being unconstitutional. ( Loving v Virginia) But would they still apply in the case of human and AI relationships? What is the law with respect to human-AI couples. If one dies does the other inherit? And what about custody of the children? CHILDREN!! So many questions.

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Brendan Hurley · May 23, 2019

Pretty sure AI have had full human rights since day 1, presumably it works the same way as any other relationship

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thegroundbelowme · May 23, 2019

Yet another reason they should have just standardized on USB-C

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Richard · May 23, 2019

"Standardized" and USB-C do not belong in the same sentence. Paragraph, even.

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Tim Williams · May 23, 2019

so, someone who has had multiple interactions with AI people..would have a variety of chargers in the nightstand?

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Nancie · May 23, 2019

I think Sven's only problem here is not reading the room. I feel like his piggy-back offer was joking-but-legit -- IE, he wasn't going to literally give her a piggy-back ride, but maybe walk her home or call her a cab or something. Problem is, he didn't pick up on how super-vulnerable May was feeling. May lashed out, which was rude but I'm giving her a pass because: vulnerable.

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Ardent Slacker · May 23, 2019

May lashing out is largely independent of her feeling vulnerable, going by... everything May has said ever.

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Ted Van Roekel · May 23, 2019

While I do not see this as long term viable, it will certainly provide some growth opportunities for both...

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Joel Bateman · May 23, 2019

I kinda hope they wind up together. They both seem like the kick in the ass they need.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · May 23, 2019

It's funny how they both are emotionally immature persons, who adopted asshole-ish personality front to cope with own insecurities, and at the same time they come from an opposite ends of spectrum. Sven always had everything too easy for him, becoming a borderline narcissist until the Faye fiasco set him on the path of (some) introspection. May, on the other hand, never got what she wanted, and is just coping with the really shitty hand life had dealt to her. Beauty of their interaction is that they both are capable and willing to talk and listen - so they can on one hand look at their own assholishness from the other's perspective, and on the other hand - appreciate totally different experience of "world of plenty / world of scraps". This is probably one of the most interesting arcs since Faye/Bubbles.

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Ian McDowall · May 23, 2019

Yep, both interesting characters and they may have found somebody who can give and take the bluntness. Hope to see more of them.

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Ben C · May 23, 2019

What did we have to do with it!?

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Charlotte Grubbs · May 23, 2019

Man, I get that May's embarrassed about her body's capabilities (or lack thereof), and just tweaking to the fact that there may be social repercussions for her actions, but that was an unnecessarily cruel thing to say to someone trying to help her. For someone so insistent that "don't be a dick to the person you're hooking up with" is easy, she sure hasn't 100%ed that skill herself.

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Yelling Bird · May 23, 2019

I think that might be the point. Sven is feeling what it's like to be on the receiving end.

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Covox · May 23, 2019

Aww, that's harsh.

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NinjaZaku · May 23, 2019

I think may needs to get a new battery

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Bagge · May 23, 2019

I don't think May can afford a new battery

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Thomas Boys · May 23, 2019

Shame Orb Approved.

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Bagge · May 23, 2019

Sven, great job of getting the cable for her and explaining right away how you got it; but when she's feeling vulnerable and just told you she needs stay in a vulnerable situation for yet some time, you say "OK, I won't disturb you" and get the fuck out. You DON'T engage in sexy banter when her top priority is to be able to stay conscious for the next hour*. *) Come to think of it, that's good advice in general.

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gatherer818 · May 23, 2019

I don't think that was sexy banter, I think that was a legitimate offer. Specifically because he realized she might not feel comfortable having to shut down at his house, he was offering to carry her home to make sure she got there safely.

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JPMK! {verb} · May 23, 2019

Damn, Sven got shut down. I think he might need a charging cable now.

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z · May 23, 2019

Well, that was easy. At least they didn't feed the drama llamas. And, Sven didn't find out that her body is actually popular with the toaster tuner community in Japan. They have upgrade kits!

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Creampuff · May 23, 2019

I'm guessing she doesn't want Dale to find out cause he works with Dora and with his lack of social skills would let it slip out and tell Dora and maybe May doesn't want her to know

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Charlotte Grubbs · May 23, 2019

I'm not sure May really knows who Dora is (other than "Dale's boss"), much less that she and Sven are related.

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BobC · May 23, 2019

There's an Orb for that...

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Sleepy John · May 23, 2019

He might have given her a piggyback ride last night. That's why she doesn't trust him.

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William Cole · May 23, 2019

May has a sort of inverted shame threshold: she’s fine with being thought of as crude, obnoxious or degenerate, but very skittish about showing any softer emotions.

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Juni Huber · May 23, 2019

aka toxic masculinity

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Shane Wegner · May 23, 2019

I like how May was all "Oh, it should be easy and straightforward for humans to matter-of-factly declare their desires to slam and then slam" and is now like "I can no longer do the simple act of arriving at my domicile with a man because of the complicated social shame mechanics that would result!" Not so easy as you thought, is it May?! I think this is why the master-level artilects have the new ones spend time among the humans in human-like bodies- it builds a lot of empathy via experience.

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Gangler · May 23, 2019

Yours is my favorite take.

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Fart Captor · May 23, 2019

I'm kinda surprised to learn May actually feels any shame about that. Is she actually shy about sex, or just embarrassed about fucking Sven?

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Daryl Sawyer · May 23, 2019

She may be worried about Momo.

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Marshall Gates · May 23, 2019

I was so afraid she would forget.

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Tom kennedy · May 23, 2019

So do you have to black out the partial left tit for google?

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Joe · May 23, 2019

wait. I just looked at the QC site. yesterday's patreon comic had May topless showing off her total Barbie boobs, and today it appeared with Google's apparent implicit approval. why in the world did Google require the censor bars before, but not today??

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JD · May 23, 2019

It's funny how everyone in the comments was overthinking what Sven should do, while he just went with the simplest solution.

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Carl Fink · May 23, 2019

Enter: Sven's intern! (Actually I'm sure she's gone, but it could be funny.)

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Tachpmg · May 23, 2019

Shit, Momo would get mad since Sven is her crush

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Zodiak · May 23, 2019

Poor Momo... It'll break her heart if she finds out.

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AstralAegis · May 23, 2019

Christ pissing on the cross is a new phrase to add to my lexicon

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Grace Serenity · May 23, 2019

That was really nice of Sven! I also doubt Dale would make fun of her. Hell, he'd probably high five her for it! That man loves sex!

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Hugh Eckert · May 23, 2019

Yeah, but Momo...

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Andrea Andrew · May 23, 2019

I’m interested to see where this goes. It could be awhile before they get together, though.

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Miyaa · May 23, 2019

Sven, you idiot! Piggybacking is reserved for the fifth date/sex try!

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Dean Reilly · May 23, 2019

After what these two have done, piggybacking would be a step down.

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Matthew Sanvidge · May 23, 2019

The honesty of May hahha.

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Lord Crusade · May 23, 2019

Oh Sven, never change