Questionable Content
Fun fact: Google has started really cracking down on "adult content" and so I'm gonna have to post a censored version of this comic on the main site so they don't take ads off that page! So y'all get the DIRTY UNCENSORED VERSION :O
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why in the hell was this censored??
QC got me with the $69 NICE contribution level. DAMN IT, he KNOWS we can't resist the funny sex number! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3503
I'll admit that I donated just so I could see what the heck you were censoring.
Where is the clown nose?
Check the watermelon, upper right.
People do like their porn, and are willing too go thru as many places as possible in search for what others like, if they like their stories.
I'm doing another trip through the archives (I've applied to go on a TV quiz show and nominated QC as an option for my special topic) and was amused by Jeph's comment on this strip https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=108 "I am pretty certain this is the most risque QC is ever going to get". Little did you know, past Jeph!
Your patreon sub boost is only proof that your true calling is to make robot porn.
I mean...I've been meaning to sub for ages, and the roboporn made me do it, so... >_>
OK, Jeph, your diabolical plan has succeeded! I added you to my Patreons just so I could see that last panel. (But I gotta ask: WATERMELON???)
Does sex not always involve watermelon?
Guess she never bought the genital upgrades she was talking about. lol
I somehow did not see that coming ...
Okay... she doesn't appear to have orifices, and I don't know how robo mouths work but she doesn't appear to have lube around hers... Did he just lube up her thighs and go to town? THESE are the important questions.
Because like... what did she get out of it then? Reciprocation people, it's important.
Ok, sex hair May is adorable for some odd reason.
Haha, i'll admit i joined Jeph's patreon just to see that uncensored picture with potential robot va-JJs and peen. It was always deserved anyways since i've enjoyed this comic for years, but that was the shallow immediate reason. lol
Ditto
Francis, I’m with you!!! More Peen on the Screen!!
I am disapointed by the lack of peen. I'm not blaming you for being tasteful and reserved, mind. I just thought there would be peen, is all.
Well played, sir. Well played. Very interested to see where this goes.
And here I thought we were getting robo-porn. Honestly, I think this is the next great couple story. These two are really funny, together. I can't wait to see some of the reactions of the rest of the crowd.
You, sir, are a visionary
Just to further confirm the effectiveness of your pitch, I joined your Patreon to see the uncensored version. I've wanted to join for a while, but this was the "call to action" (as they say in the marketing biz) that got me. Well played, Jeph. Well played. Next time, you may want to make an uncensored version of a strip only available at the $5 tier and up, and see what happens.
Same here! :D
OK I'm weirdly into this
They deserve each other.
sorry for being strange, but other than her mouth, I don't see an opening for an insertion
Indeed, the only thing that could make questionable content even better would be a more relaxed attitude to nudity. Not quite oglaf style, but a notch or two up ;)
Love it. Odd though, that the first naked, lubed up girl in the comic doesn't even have her name in the cast page. :/
few others missing as well!
OH come on! You censored his junk but there's still a watermelon there!
That is, in fact, some questionable content. I like it.
just checked out the 'censored' version. google should be embarrassed. requiring such nonsense is just sad. that said, glad we got to see the super dirty one.
Where’s the clown nose?? I’m here for the clown nose!! 😆😆
Same
LOL I agree! I've not even considered Patreon till just now lol
Welp, got my pervy ass here. Been reading since mid 2000s and this dumb comic finally got me to subscribe to your Patreon. All cuz I was hoping for some roboboob. Well done, enjoy mah dollars.
I think that last panel would be an awesome 3d sculpt for the bottom of a fish tank. Then they could forever watch fish as part of the weird afterglow.
So what all were they playing with - I see Watermelon, Lube, a can of either WD-40 or compressed Air, an oven mitt (or perhaps a "We're No. 1!" hand), and what appears to be either a nutcracker or nunchucks. Yup. for sure weird. And May looks VERY happy.
In my headcanon, top-end female chassis (maybe modded by the high-end artilects) have very organic feeling, high sensorium nerve ending density and artificial clitoris and g-spot analogs, self-warming, self lubricating vaginas, yes. But they also have a nano-scale DNA sequencer so the hosting artilect can have fun sorting through sperm cells and extrapolating the humans that might have been. An interesting side effect being that they can be very enthusiastic about anticipating the man's orgasm in parallel to evolution's rewards for human females... THIS IS THE CORRECT LEVEL OF CONSIDERATION FOR THIS FICTIONAL CONCEPT AND I WILL NOT BE DISSUADED!!
a little disappointed by the shortage of orifices on that chassis.
May complains about her low-end halfway house loaner chassis all the time. Wealth gap hits even harder for AIs.
I became a patron literally just for this strip. And it's magnificent.
#also
the things i do to see naked robots... so, no nipples.. ok... puts that mystery to bed.
I expect nipples are a dealer installed optional feature.
oh, THAT'S where the other half of the watermelon went. Were they doing Melon roleplay?
Melon, no.....
Nice story arc.
Best way I've seen yet to promote a patreon without going to the dark (and coloured, and slimy) side haha :D
I'd been meaning to start in on Patreon with him. I think this is the last daily comic I read. Might as well pay the man. #supportlocalbusiness and all that too :)
LOL, well played, Jeph. I must say, the watermelon was a surprise.
Saw the comment, asked myself if this was a good reason to support this on Patreon, realized that the answer was a resounding no, then suddenly remembered I'd been supporting this on Patreon for more years than I'm comfortable admitting. Anyway, this is a lot less explicit than I had been led to believe!
Came for nekkid AI will probably stay for the low cost :D
Became a patreon for this. Totally satisfied now.
Same.
You goddamned madman, you got me to become a patron just for this. I regret nothing.
#worthit
One more Patron just to see the nekked AI.
Man, every time Sven shows up I know I'm signing up for a sudden cut to naughty time.
Wow, she really is like a Barbie doll down there.
Me too and I regret nothing.
I just paid $1 a month to see Mae naked. I am not proud.
He was supposed to wear a clown nose on his dick. That's a hell of an upgrade.
A dollar well spent helping my favorite artist and my favorite comic. And seeing the uncensored version helped the humor.
Hah! Have your dollar you bastard. 😆
How'd the clown nose turn into a watermelon?
You know, May and Sven seem like a pretty perfect pairing.
Welp you caught me. I signed up cos I'm a perv.
Represent
As someone else predicted, the ‘censored’ version just winds up feeling naughtier because you (I, at least) project onto the black bars.
Man this ain't even racy but I'm still here for it
hahahahaha later you tell us how many people subscribed to your Patreon just because of this comic!
Does it not disturb anybody that a frackin MELON was uh on the receiving end of things here? :)
Sometimes you have to be creative to get your partner where they need to be.
Good job, you got me to subscribe to your patreon, AND turn off adblocker on your site. I've only been reading QC for eight years.
You too?
WHY
I think when we first started reading something called "Questionable Content", this was the kind of stuff we were hoping for...
*sighs* *clicks like button*
is that lube called "slippy boi"
And now the "boi!" from God of War will always be associated with this strip for me.
I love the 404 so much....
melon, no...
Nunchuku? And now I have to wait until tomorrow to see how you did the censored version. Though I'm looking at this and wondering exactly what are you showing here that would be technically objectionable? Male nipples? And a naked female... robot. No, don't answer that, it's not a serious question.
Probably just covering them up a bit more.
It looks like May is using creative imagination and extravagant improvisatory fantasy to take up slack for her chassis' sensory limitations. If Sven's expression is any indication, though, she went to a lot of trouble to get him off too. That bespeaks a kindly and charitable nature, or a taste for vicarious pleasure, which comes to pretty much the same thing. I wonder if sheer bemusement will finally let Sven get over Faye.
"LOOB' is an anagram of "BLOO" 🤯
LUBE is an anagram of BLUE 🤯🤯🤯
This could be a great casual relationship for both of them! Sven has someone to call him on his bullshit; May has someone to indulge her kinks!
I love this strip. XD
Jeph, great job on May's after-sex hair (and expression, mind)!
Weird, but did you have fun?
DYING. --N
That is unquestionably some content
okay, I get most of it, but what's with the oven mitt
Silicone is non-porous and body safe!
You know what they say: “Once you go quantum foamed nano-crystal, you never go back.”
Tsk, Husbando theft, Hope Momo's battery is charged enough for the amount of Tasering that follows this....
Did he... draw nipples on her?
Probably, or he put a period after the word "Tits"
I don't see the clown nose I was promised
Also I now have some hard flashbacks to... 2006? Anyway, I hope Sven has a lot of mineral water close by.
Thank you, Jeph, for waiting until just the right moment - you created a rare calendar pun, because this comic is coming in May.
Yay. A threesome with Sven, May and Melon…
Is he wearing an oven mitt because May was too hot to handle?
Seems like May should have the mitt for the pichy parts
...I did not see this coming.
Unlike May
HAPPY ARBOR DAY 2003
Happy birthday, grandma!
*reads title* so, this is the ultimate comic strip; the one point in the story that this comic has been approaching to from the beginning, the culmination of every plot line and every trope ever employed in QC. *looks at comic* I was right
And he was only off by eight strips, THAT is planning
Also c'mon just draw someone actually fucking already
He did with Sven and Faye on the couch, with Sven and the country chick on the couch and I think with Faye and Angus. They just had the naughty bits censored. Like on TV-14 shows and such.
She's gonna want an upgraded body that can fuck, i'm calling it
She can fuck perfectly fine in this body, obviously. But I think you are right. She might go for that whole every-appendage-is-a-sex-toy-thing
Tomorrow, May stops in at Union Robotics for some, um, cleaning and Bubbles eventually delivers the line: "That is NOT a diagnostic."
I think a full size poster version of the last panel is totally called for.
Yes please!
I'm mad I read "Clown Boy" as "Good Boy" and got suuuuuuuuper excited lol
I don't think I've ever seen May this happy
They used both halves of the watermelon for some reason. And what did they need an oven mitt and nunchucks for?!
It's not so much "need" as "what the fuck, let's try it."
I just noticed that SVEN HAS NO NIPPLES!
I think he has nipples. One is right beside his thumb and the other in the symmetrical spot on the other side.
4008
AOOB
I do hope that if/when you get far enough along in the print collections to put this strip to paper, the uncensored version gets printed there. Also, now Monty Python's multiple jokes about watermelons make a lot more sense.
Of all the sex-related ephemera, it's the nunchucks that concern me most.
Imagine if Melon walked in on that... 😅😅😅
"It appears there has been an accident. Do you require assistance?"
I'm sure that this will be the most commented QC comics ever
Tomorrow's Twitter will be totally chillless.
Ooh, Momo will not be best pleased!
I honestly think she will be more curious than angry
Also Also I dont see a clown nose 3/10
He said it'd be on his dick, so it's probably hidden by the watermelon!
I am greatly amused (and pleased) that May finally got some human meat. She is one of my favorite characters!
Does that say Lood or Loob? Also wtf is there to censor?
It's actually LOOBY - it was written on a cap in the previous strip.
😳😨😱🤯 (With extra 🗑️🔥 on the side)
OH COME ON! Everyone knows that silicone-based lube and water-based lube DON'T MIX. I mean, they don't, right?
Which is why May probably tried mixing them immediately. (Along with that can of what looks suspiciously like WD-40.)
Dora's missing her engagement ring, shouldn't it be visible in the first panel (and maybe the second)?
There was a first panel?
I dont understand what about this is needing to be censored? I may just not be so... modest? Is that the thing people get all censory about?
Maybe May's drawn-on nipples?
lol, 404
I'm glad they've got labels now, so we can tell them apart.
I said 5 more min before bed, 5 more mins of internet could do no harm. To be proven wrong was never so funny. Going to be some strange dreams tonight.
You spelled sexy wrong... d:
Huh
So there’s “Slippy Boi” lube, “LOOB” brand lube, and perhaps “11” brand lube (though that might be an adhesive.). I choose to believe that “404 💀” is actually another bottle of lube.
I want to do an experiment like in Forensic Files when they pour blood on the carpet until they have a puddle as big as at the murder scene, and then say “well, they lost two gallons of blood so they must be dead”, but with lube.
Best roboXhuman relationship I've seen
Finally, some questionable content! :P
sorry, couldn't help myself XD
How did they crash that phone?
SAFE SEARCH ON, SAFE SEARCH ON
So...where exactly did this happen?
THE S.S. TRASHFIRE HAS SET SAIL
I KNEW IT
Wow.
I do appreciate the "tits" XD
I'd say I have so many questions, but I'm terrified of the answers
Fun fact - any kind of censoring on this will make the censored version look dirtier than the (mostly tame) original does here. PROGRESS!
Censoring it will make it <i>truly</i> questionable content!
Huh. She really IS like a Barbie doll down there.
OK, a little part of me hates that it's Sven that got his freak on with May, but the rest of me is like, whoa, naked May is hot!
May's come a long way since comic #3097: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3097
Holy crap, this was a callback to that moment. Both times, May insulted him, and he took it literally (and it was no big deal).
WHERE ARE THE CLOWN NOSES???
In orbit with Melon’s ass.
that is definitely a questionable amount of lube
title DROP!
Beautiful xD
YES! WINNING!
They even broke out the nunchucks. They must have gotten WILD.
this... this was unexpected.
This makes me unreasonably happy
Questionably happy?
I'm just happy to see May is having a good time.
I like how the rind of half a watermelon over Sven’s pickled herring (& meatballs) and the Barbie doll like nudity of May is just enough for Google to consider it adult.
FINALLY, I could sense their sexual tension since they began talking.
w00 dirty robots and fruit!
After seeing this comic, my number of questions about AIs' sex lives has only increased.
I’m actually not sure it’s a watermelon. I thought it was a hat
The other, used half of the watermelon is visible in the top of the frame. I have inward bits, but it just seems awfully seedy.
Whoa lol. Wow.
APPROVED
I shipped this... I brought this on myself
That's the fastest ship conclusion I've ever seen
Ohh Momo is gonna be pissed.
At what point does Momo ask "Is the big woman here?"
Oddly, despite the comic's title, I don't think I ever expected to see anything like... well, like this. Congrats on keeping me off-guard, Jeph.
It's always Sven or Faye that get the most naked!
GO GET SOME. I don't know what of, but SOME of it.
Game of Bones confirmed!
I... I... I'll see myself out now.
I love their different opinions of “weird”. Too much for Sven, a pleasant surprise for May.
That certainly justified my dollar for this month!
So your content is no longer questionable then.
I NEED AN ADULT. Oh, shit, wait... I am one... I NEED ANOTHER ADULT.
Turned you on, eh?
This content seems questionable
aw shit i just noticed the title
Okay my brain's gonna need a minute Even the smartphone is like "okay no"
Oh my god, the nunchuks
I think that's a nutcracker actually
!!! -- and here I thought the loss of That Damn Bird was a sign you'd mellowed.
Hahaha!
We got here, ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon. Took 4008 comics, but we finally got here.
And now I can’t eat the watermelon I have in the fridge without feeling really lewd and needing a shower. Thanks.
Eh, just don't fuck it before eating it. Or do, I'm not your mom!
LOOB
Loob brand lube, for all your lubing needs.
Called it! But do they still not recognize each other?
Did they ever meet for more than a few seconds?
*tilt*
S L I P P Y B O I
That escalated quickly....
Judging by the picture, it escalated more than once.
Well, somebody better pick up that phone, because I called it!
Any chance you can post the censored version too for comparison?
Those poor, innocent watermelons. Know what else is weird? That I want to know more about how all that went down.
It almost makes you wish Jeph also did Slipshine comics like Willis does. Almost...
I WAS RIGHT! You all owe me money! I'll give you my PayPal address ASAP! :)
I said it first
Jeph, you are a sick fuck. Thank you.
I can't even react to this
Wow. Just wow.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!
Nonono. What the weird fuck. That was a *weird* fuck.