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May 20, 2019

But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci

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Comments (49)

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Roy B. Scherer · June 12, 2019

Thanks! The things we learn by doing "research" on the Intertubes!

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giacu · May 25, 2019

Thank you so much Crimson Barrel

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giacu · May 24, 2019

Just to let you know, should be “I’m a pagliaccio” Pagliacci is “clowns”. Italian for dummies pillow ends here

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Crimson Barrel · May 24, 2019

It's from a pretty famous joke, it was quoted by Rorschach in The Watchmen: ""Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains." So in this context, Pagliacci is a name. If you're going to go around the internet correcting people, you should make sure you know what they're talking about, friendo.

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · May 21, 2019

Change the first one to "You going' to Gargle Town?"

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · May 21, 2019

Two new shirts: "Gargle up!" and "Put a clown nose on it!"

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Clifton Royston · May 20, 2019

I recently started a reread from the beginning, and Sven *definitely* looks younger now than he did on his first appearance. Of course, he's only a year older than Dora, so maybe it's all due to the attitude change.

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Daryl Sawyer · May 21, 2019

Dora looks younger, too. Art shift.

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runrin · May 20, 2019

i want May to be gay for Melon, but these two assholes could probably make for some fun friends.

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Joe · May 21, 2019

why be gay when you can be bi?? multiplies your opportunities. they could even get all poly about it.

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Andrea Andrew · May 20, 2019

At this point, I think May could either end up with Sven or Winslow(if he ever comes back). I’d be down with either ship. With that said, this was a good first meeting.

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Mark · May 20, 2019

Anonymous lady in the final panel, you don't know as much as 10% of it!

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Evgeniy Semyonov · May 20, 2019

Sven Bianchi, Clown Prince of Sex... Which was already predicted, kinda: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1195

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Dean Reilly · May 20, 2019

Please, like Sven needs to wait an hour if he wants to get his dick laughed at.

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haywire · May 20, 2019

Great Watchmen reference!

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Waffliesinyoface · May 20, 2019

jeph. jeph i am fucking cackling. you made me cackle.

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ysth · May 20, 2019

The hat say Looby?

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Finvaara · May 20, 2019

I'm happy with this exchange. I'll be pleased whether they do or don't

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Brian · May 20, 2019

So much sass

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MikeT · May 20, 2019

May Lannister still slaying dreams I see

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NinjaZaku · May 20, 2019

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

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Bagge · May 20, 2019

I totally called it. They are so going to boff

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Penguin · May 20, 2019

Now you know why Walgreens has red nose day.

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2019

does she have a clown car, then?

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Carl Fink · May 20, 2019

Nice inclusion of Clown Nose Day, man.

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Erin Moriarty · May 20, 2019

Maaaaaan deep pull on the Pagliacci reference

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Paul Moffat · May 20, 2019

What. How. Damnit, Jeph. You had to go and make this dark horse of a ship make sense........stellar as always. Thank you, Jeph.

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David Hall · May 20, 2019

FML, I ship it

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mooviies · May 20, 2019

All aboard!

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Yonatan Zunger · May 20, 2019

... Sven and May are totally going to end up dating, aren't they. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.

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darklion · May 20, 2019

Fucking, maybe. Dating's clearly out at this point, though I guess things could change.

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JD · May 20, 2019

May is probably being serious.

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Some Ed · May 20, 2019

This is someone who was excited to get a job jacking off animals, and her chief complaint of her current body seemed to be that her hand joints were all pinchy, making it unpleasant for anybody she tried to jack off. Of course she's serious.

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Asher Rose Fox · May 20, 2019

DO NOT MAKE ME SHIP THIS

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Grace Serenity · May 20, 2019

I ship it more than any of his past relationships! We all knew he and Faye were a bad idea!

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BobC · May 20, 2019

Did Sven ever have Smurf fantasies? Seems like...

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Ted Van Roekel · May 20, 2019

Make em laugh?

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orangejuicenut · May 20, 2019

Oh no

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · May 20, 2019

(I sense fanfic on the way) --N

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Derrik Pates · May 20, 2019

Maybe Jeph will follow his rival Dave Willis' example and do a Slipshine?

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Diptych · May 20, 2019

So those two passers-by are definitely some friends of Jeph's, right?

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · May 20, 2019

Gotta be. --N

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Fart Captor · May 20, 2019

MAAAAAY ❤

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Cody Renton · May 20, 2019

I've been trying to remember the name of that goddamn clown for weeks, thank you Jeph

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Matt Grayson · May 20, 2019

The weird thing is how much sense this conversation makes in context.

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SpazzyC · May 20, 2019

Well, they each seem to have made a friend.

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Two quid that there's a post-coital scene where the two of them are EXTREMELY happy with the end results. :)

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Andrew Mitchell · May 20, 2019

That would be A M A Z I N G !!

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Alex Thompson · May 20, 2019

big mood