Road Hazard
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When you have sex in the back seat, you're supposed to stop the car first, you idiot.
a mailbox? well, actually, I wouldn't put it past him, considering his previous in-comic escapades...
Probably a mailperson. He's probably also done a fireperson, doctorperson and who knows maybe a vetperson.
Actually I don't really see May wanting to do anything with Sven sexually.. I just see them as two people standing behind a 7-11 doing therapy every other month counter to the the Melon monthly.
Episode 30.. Sven wakes up and realizes how much better his life is because of talking with May and buys here a fully functional jet engine body. She burns him one last time with the afterburner as she takes off.
"Go get laid... hint, hint." ... "It's possible to bang someone... maybe a certain blue someone... without makin' a fuckin' car crash outta the situation, RIGHT? HINT, HINT!"
She says "<b>go</b> get laid." That implies that she means for him to go <b>elsewhere</b>, not that she wants him herself. The most she could do anyway is a pinchy handjob.
This is gonna end with these two in bed together, isn’t it?
Yes.
I’ve had two car accidents. Both involve my dad’s truck. One was with a post, the other with a hearse. Fortunately no casket, though I thought I might need one after that.
clownboy is the 2k19 fuckboi
The search for the perfect metaphor on which to base the song. I don't suppose "Oh, I'm a dickhead" is a good start for a country ballad,
Much as I enjoy May’s metaphor burn capability... I didn’t remember Sven being this dense. Might be time for some rereading.
Still no dick-joke May? I sense an incendiary burn coming...
Because this strip is called "Questionable Content" I'm forced to wonder if May's discount body is capable of sex. She's speaking knowledgeably here, but sitting on PIntsize's face seemingly did nothing for either of them. Of course Pintsize has no lips or tongue, as far as I can tell. (Yes, Jeph's living up to the name of the strip lately.)
As I recall, no, she isn't "fully functional".
May's capacity to give good advice is as striking as her tendency not to give it to herself.
I've known people like that. They claimed they knew this stuff from experience... The only problems I have with believing that claim was they had pretty solid advice even about things with which they had no experience, and them having given good advice on a subject that they had previously fucked up royally many times was no indicator that they would not fuck up regarding that subject again. A better indicator seemed to be if they made a mistake twice, they'd keep making it.
I'm not sure Faye and car crashes brought up in tandem is a good comparison, but May has the right idea.
Well, I guess he hasn't matured as much as we hoped...
I've seen this documentary before...
I mean, Jeph, I remember the drawings you used to sell at MoCCA. I wouldn't be surprised if you made mailbox fucking canon if refrigerator fucking can be.
Maybe it was the outbox slot on a wall...?
God dammit Sven
Taking out mailboxes is a federal crime there, Sven...
Tampering with mailboxes is. Taking one out with your car is not illegal, just stupid.