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April 24, 2019

These Assholes

whatta buncha jerks

Comments (40)

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Derp · April 24, 2019

Things like this stress me out. Makes me think you're either gonna start phasing characters out, or winding down the comic to retire. ............................STRESS. Still, love the comic!

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Mark · April 24, 2019

I just love Tai and Dora's unimpressed expressions!

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David Howe · April 24, 2019

ro bots in general, or just one big bot? :)

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Evgeniy Semyonov · April 24, 2019

This whole today's comic is 2019 BIG MOOD for me.

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EnterTheHero · April 24, 2019

Tai and Dora: -___-

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bunnitos · April 24, 2019

Hahaha! Love the expressions. =D

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William Burns · April 24, 2019

Next comic: the crate of flares explodes.

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Bagge · April 24, 2019

It will be Pintsize's fault somehow. I'm sure of it.

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Bagge · April 24, 2019

I just LOVE Bubbles going with the flow here. The unchanging facial expression is gold

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Grace Serenity · April 24, 2019

Emotions are a frivolity she only allows once a year!

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Spirit Bear · April 24, 2019

make. the. shirt. for reals! Must Buy

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Spirit Bear · April 24, 2019

aww crap. He did! SOLD! <a href="https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-robutts" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-robutts</a>#

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NinjaZaku · April 24, 2019

I don't know what i expected

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Brad Knowles · April 24, 2019

Hmm. I just spotted Faye's shirt. Why doesn't it say "I like Ro-BUTTS and I cannot lie"? Or would that be too obvious, even for Faye? ;)

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Jason Zions · April 24, 2019

Jeph is making serious progress on conquering his clinical-level case of ButtsButtsButts...

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Elliott Case · April 24, 2019

if someone told 8th grade baby bi me that QC would have a lesbian wedding I’d shit myself. after being like wait, are you telling me I’m gonna read this comic for 10 years

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Joseph Houk · April 24, 2019

Only 10 years?

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Benzy · April 24, 2019

Well, that's one way to get Hannelore back to town.

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Bagge · April 24, 2019

I'm calling it. She will airdrop from space in the middle of the ceremony. "...speak now or forever hold their..." CRASH! "STOP!" Hanelore raises from the rubble and points an accusing finger. "THAT RING HAS NOT BEEN STERILIZED!" *sterilizes ring* "NOW... I'm gonna cry cause I'm so happy for you. Please carry on." *cries*

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Abhayakara · April 24, 2019

Third frame FTW.

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Hugh Eckert · April 24, 2019

I love how Bubbles' expression remains exactly the same.

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Julia Allen-Hesse · April 24, 2019

B|

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Katrina Urmson · April 24, 2019

They couldn’t have reacted any other way. Perfection.

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BobC · April 24, 2019

Sigh. I really was expecting a Steve moment before the news dropped. I mean, that's what Steve's for these days (given Yelling Bird's retirement), so why not use him? I was also thinking we were due for much more trolling, then a week of Guest Strips, then Wacom stylus trauma, then lots of dog walking. While I'm happy for the news, I'm feeling oddly unsettled.

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 24, 2019

Steve is eating cereal and saving the worlds...you know, the usual for him.

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Edward Clayton Andrews · April 24, 2019

... I should be used to these jerks having suitable shirts, but Faye's transcends... oh, wait. Right. Yay, T&D.

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Samantha Yeaman · April 24, 2019

I somewhat suspect that one of them must have a screenprinting hobby on the side; all their shirts are so spot on.

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Samantha Yeaman · April 24, 2019

Thank fuck for that. I had officially reached my limit of Dora self-sabotage for one franchise and was fully prepared to strangle her if she ballsed this up.

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Brian · April 24, 2019

She still might, there’s always time

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Celine Chamberlin · April 24, 2019

YES. I was going to start flipping tables and rioting if Dora had said no. Vritual tables and low-key theoretical rioting, but still.

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Chuck Dee · April 24, 2019

Claire level rioting?

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R L · April 24, 2019

This is the perfect illustration of the "Y'all tremendous friends, you assholes" emotion.

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Grace Serenity · April 24, 2019

I interpret their faces as "This is exactly what we expected. Why can't you jerks be less... You?"

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You know there was a pool, didn't you?

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Ray Cornwall · April 24, 2019

Where'd they get the rings so fast?

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Curtis Cahoon · April 24, 2019

Any jewelry store haha

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Kyle Jenkins · April 24, 2019

Aaaaaaaaah! Yay!

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Vicki McLachlan · April 24, 2019

Every single reaction here is dead on. This could not be more perfect.

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JD · April 24, 2019

Finally

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Robert Alexander Gaymer · April 24, 2019

HOORAY