Sanitary Conditions
Raccoon Chef, next on Food Network
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Beans for the bear king
Teddy plays better with the bear theme, but yeah, FDR said that.
OK, I'll ask the question if nobody else will: Is Jeph trolling us?
Has Jeph ever *not* been trolling us?
think I might use "Full Body Hair Net" as the name of my Tom Jones tribute band. any objections, Jeph??
sadly, Raccoon Chef was cancelled when he kept asking for that guy's eye.
Hey! If it was an AI raccoon, the whole body net could be a Faraday cage!
boy, the last phrase I expected to read today was "full body hair net".
I gotta say, Faye is looking radiantly beautiful and very happy, but I would take relationship advice from a tree stump before I would from her. Everything she has she owes to Bubbles being able to hold perfectly still while very near till Faye finally got the picture. She is not the very sharpest tool in the kit. Several mallets in the kit are sharper, in fact. Perfectly smart, you understand. Just not real perceptive.
Raccoon chef for bonus comic!
So, i guess now we know that an American Ratatouille would star a raccoon... what would we call it?
Of course, we have seen have previously seen a <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1285" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">moocher bear on the run.</a>
HAH!! GREAT recall!!
This from the Department of Pettifoggery: Faye attributed the quotation to the wrong Roosevelt.
"Talk softly and carry a big bear; you will go far." ― Theodore Roosevelt
Faye has half a dozen raccoons working illegally at Union Robotics.
Quiet narc!!! Snitches get stitches!!
We don't have bears around here but the racoons are really helpful for the cherry harvest. The tree was picked completely clean one morning!
I feel like every other cartoon Jeph brings up a concept that I'd love to see as a spinoff
“Never throughout history has a bear who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
(Isn't that right, Paddington)
“A vote is like a bear: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
(Don't use bears, Theodore)
“The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first and love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of bears.” ― Theodore Roosevelt
Or maybe shorter: “The things that will destroy America are bears." ― Theodore Roosevelt
Raccoontouille!
I'm ready for a raccoon chef spin-off
I'm surprised that the question there is 'lower employment prospects?' and not 'acromegaly?'. I mean I looked it up, but it leads me to think they've had a previous conversation about acromegaly for some reason.
Andre the Giant, 'cause Princess Bride.
Wrong Roosevelt haha
It was Eleanor Roosevelt: "Just do it"
That was Franklin Delano, not Teddy.
that's the joke!