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April 9, 2019

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Coleman Ridge · April 9, 2019

Actually, I just looked at BISAC, and Claire's adaptation might entail tearing the library director's throat out with her teeth and running off to live in the woods.

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Coleman Ridge · April 9, 2019

Come to find out that Northampton is nineteen miles away from Springfield, which has a public library with nine branches. It is also in something called the Knowledge Corridor, many colleges and universities lying along a stretch of railway line. There is not a lot of work for Claire in Northampton, but there is a lot of work nearby. It would be perfectly reasonable for Claire to get work somewhere nearby, Marten to go with her, and both of them to become characters like Marten's, Faye's, or Hannelore's families, people who come around sometimes. That is just about Marten's status anyway. Also, didn't Jeph go off to Canada? Maybe he wants to move some characters there. Canadian public libraries use BISAC, not Dewey, but Claire could likely eventually adapt.

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Bagge · April 9, 2019

But... i got a savings account?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · April 9, 2019

It's interesting to see how many people perceive Marten as "needing to change something in his life", even as he seems pretty content with it right now. Logically he has a good life, fulfilling his wishes and living without any serious drama, and nothing has to change, but emotionally many people are rooting for some change in his life. Maybe it is just a sign of our times, when contentment looks almost alien to us?

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Gabriel Nichols · April 9, 2019

Or in accordance with 2786 Tai is actually graduating at the same time as Claire, she will lose her job at the library but because, as has been established, SMIF HR is a mess, the just hire Claire to replace Tai and she keeps Marten on cause he does a perfectly fine job

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 9, 2019

Actually, 2787 says that Tai graduated a Year Ago.

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Jose Fabregat · April 9, 2019

She could always apply for Marten's job at the library, a job that she wants and for which she is better qualified than him. Then Martin needs to find something else to do with his life which would give him something to do.

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Tinwhisker · April 9, 2019

Just tossing this out there. The comic started being about Marten but over the years a lot of characters have been introduced. At this point we might not see him for weeks because we're following so many other threads. If he and Claire leave, have we gone full ship of Theseus?

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Eric Rucker · April 9, 2019

So I'm guessing the resolution will be different from "Claire moves away, leaving Marten behind", simply because we've already had that story arc with Angus and Faye. But "nobody moves" feels a bit too easy, even though it's been foreshadowed by 2785... and 2786 foreshadows something different. My guess? This is going to be what gets Marten out of his rut, into doing something he actually wants to do.

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Jekotia · April 9, 2019

*places finger over Emily's mouth* Welcome to the life of a Web Comics character. While your job is to live your life as if everything is normal, for our entertainment, not all characters are aware of this truth. Due to the reality of your existence, some things such as moving long distances do not apply to you. We ask that you carefully consider what you have to say, as some characters lack your newfound awareness of the nature of their reality.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 9, 2019

Dora.

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Dean Reilly · April 9, 2019

If Claire hasn't thought about post-study plans, that's at least as much on her as it is on Marten. I get the idea that she's focused so much on her final exams that she's blocked out everything else.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · April 9, 2019

Eh, if Claire doesn't get a job at the library, she can always move to some other prospects. Like starting a Patreon and writing a comic about her everyday life and eclectic social circle. Crazy idea, of course, but it may be crazy enough to take off.

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NinjaZaku · April 9, 2019

Don't let the existential dread set in, Martin.

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A sheep · April 9, 2019

Man I forgot Martin existed it's fine

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Cody Renton · April 9, 2019

jeph if you are trying to end QC i will be very upset with you

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 9, 2019

Isn't QC basically his main source of $$? I don't see how he could. I mean, transition to a newer version, update the title, focus on a different set of characters? Yeah, I can see that. But drop it entirely? Not really.

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Brad Knowles · April 9, 2019

So, Marten keeps this look on his face for ... how long? ;)

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Chris Heg · April 9, 2019

Marten is pretty passive so he may follow her lead but he IS patient zero for this story. He would be missed.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 9, 2019

"eh, we'll jump off that bridge when we come to it" "it's coming pretty soon tho!" "...shit"

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Dan Findley · April 9, 2019

If you pull a Hanners with Marten I'm going to frown hard in your general direction Jeph!

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That Blair Guy · April 9, 2019

Claire accidentally sets off the signal flare and the building burns down, with all the exam papers inside. The investigation eventually determines it was an accident (though the A.I. Council questions Bubbles' wisdom in providing such a thing). Claire eventually has to retake the test, but in the meantime, Marten has several months of breathing room (an eternity in the QC timescale).

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Cody Renton · April 9, 2019

I'm pretty sure it's only been like a year in the QCverse since #0001

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ysth · April 9, 2019

Claire moves to New York, hooks up with Angus

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Michele Williams · April 9, 2019

Nope nope nope

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There's an easy solution to this whole story problem. Claire has Crushbot fall on her, we have a funeral, everything else works out from there.

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Thomas Boys · April 9, 2019

Or....we could maybe *not* kill off a very fun and interesting character that a lot of the cast have grown to love over the years? Crazy thought I know.

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Nicholas Lopez · April 9, 2019

Yikes

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Luzahn · April 9, 2019

Oh no, but this one was the best relationship. D:

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Luzahn · April 9, 2019

aaaaaaaaaaaa

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Mordaeus · April 9, 2019

Do it! Stay with her! (Also figure out wtf you're doing with your life)

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Chuck Dee · April 9, 2019

Claire's already said that he has a job that other librarians would kill for, so if he's comfortable, it seems that he's already found a good enough job.

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MikeT · April 9, 2019

He should totally ask Faye for advice in this situation #jephdoingjephthings

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BobC · April 9, 2019

Oh gawd, that happened to me. My fiancé was switching from graphic arts to medicine (surgical tech), and I was her biggest fan and supporter through school and her internship. When "the big offer" arrived, I was totally unprepared to follow her, and equally unwilling to hold her back. We tried the long-distance thing for a year, but it mainly made us cry. Felt like watching the blossoms drop from the plant, one by one. When the last one faded, we fell out of touch as our lives diverged ever further. I'm still conflicted about so many parts of that episode. Fortunately, Marten is far more portable than I was...

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Gangler · April 9, 2019

They can cross that bridge when they get there. She's never expressed any dreams of working in like some super special out of town library or anything. Like anybody else she'll probably start by applying for local jobs and then if that fails start casting a wider net. When Claire starts considering out of town work is the point when we can have an open and earnest conversation about what that means for the relationship, but before that point you're just tilting at windmills. Getting worked up over imagined hypotheticals.

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Charlotte Grubbs · April 9, 2019

I've been waiting for this shoe to drop.

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Leaflemming · April 9, 2019

Marten! Come on! There are only so many times "I don't speak grown up" works once you're a grown up.

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Celine Chamberlin · April 9, 2019

Martin's going to have that look stuck on his face for the next month. At least.

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R L · April 9, 2019

Damn it Jeph

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Max D S · April 9, 2019

#shatteredillusion Edit: We've been down this road before Marten...