Staring Daggers
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I would totally pay $13 for a WTF latte.
She's staring at him kris-eyed. How can I be the first person to make this pun?
The blade is hidden in the portafilter handle.
Look, Marten, think of it this way. If you go gray or white, you can totally dye your hair all the fun colors without bleaching it into next century.
I started shaving my head 20 years ago because of "helmet hair", and even though I'd no longer have that problem if I let it grow back, I keep it shaved just because I'd no longer have that problem...
So it’s cool for Dora to rib Martin for being sensitive about his age but if Martin does it he’s gonna get stabbed? K
"How do you make a latte with a dagger?" Dunno, just take a stab at it I guess.
Dora can dish it out but she can't take it.
A bit like Fay in that regard
Given that she used to have the sword for that, the dagger counts as de-escalation
Used to? I'm going to bet she's got both.
Marty. Buddy. You're more intelligent than that.
He isn't, he really isn't
You make a latte with a dagger any damn way you want to.
Troof.
*flick* "Say that again, mon ami."
I'm the discount advice only $1 (I started going grey in my mid-20's and I'm beginning to resemble Gandalf in my 50's)
Huh. So it's Krismas in the QC universe?
I guess the advice also needs to come in the WTF size.
Nice Redeye Dora...did you get that from Spooky?
I read that as a burst vessel from Captain FootInMouth’s comment.
The knife is used as a foam scrape.
That doesn't QUITE work with their new, customer friendly image
Maybe knowing he's getting older will motivate him to start making some changes? probably not tho
Change what? He is in a good place, has a good job, and a GREAT girl. Maybe he can propose to her...but other than that not everyone needs changes. :)
Our boy's in trouble.
I'm 33. I lost all my hair at 19. I feel for ya Marten.
I'm about to turn 50, and I cleverly avoided grey hair by losing it, yeah.
It's seriously weird to see these twenty something's panicking about how old they are.
Do not stab Mr. Burny. High pressure, high temperature, and electricity do not play nicely with daggers.
the dagger's not for making lattes, it's for the customers who request a "good advice" for $69
How old are they supposed to be anyway? I know there's not a 1:1 time ratio but I don't remember either of them celebrating a birthday...
When Dora first met Jim, she was about 25-26. Sam appears to have barely aged (mind you, we haven't seen Sam in awhile so she could be starting college or some such thing) so I'm guessing at most, 2-3 years have passed.
Laugh line. It's not a wrinkle, it's a laugh line and uh... please put the knife down... Non-ceremonial blood is bad for karma!
...how has Martin even survived to this age, let alone puberty, with a mouth that seems to be completely disconnected from his brain?
He hasn't. His mom has a bunch of clone tanks in a secret mountain base, like the Venture Brothers.