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March 26, 2019

Same, To Be Honest

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Beth A. Kaplan · March 28, 2019

My Husband-Person has become super concerned for Roko. (It's quite adorable.) I had to promise him you don't do overly horrific things to the QC crowd. ;-)

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Ellorgast · March 28, 2019

Damn, now you've got me thinking about real estate laws in QC. Are there AI-exclusive spaces that don't require kitchens, or is it considered discriminatory not to build apartments with amenities that accommodate both human and AI? Do AI resent all this space that's tailored to human needs over their own? Are there pinterest boards dedicated to making over unnecessary kitchens and bathrooms?

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John Hoffoss · March 27, 2019

I love that Melon is just clutched onto Roko for all four panels.

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Coleman Ridge · March 26, 2019

Elliot and Melon would make a good counseling team: good therapist, Dadaist therapist.

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Bagge · March 26, 2019

It works! We have seen Roko snap out of her own problems at least two times to deal with or discuss Melon's weirdness.

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Thomas Gymer · March 26, 2019

Melon is so cute and so adorable and so sweet and it melts my heart and I want her to be my little sister!

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · March 26, 2019

Cooking a kitchen drawers' worth of paper clips for human guests

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Dev · March 26, 2019

Is anyone else wondering which part Jeph is saying "Same, to be honest" about? Is it the part about lying to oneself about having human guests and cooking for them, or the part about kitchen drawers full of paperclips?

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · March 26, 2019

About lying to one'sself, I guess. Though all introverts know the pain of being fully equipped to entertain friends but either having none or not quite daring to ask the ones you have. I guess that depends in how big an introvert Jeph is.

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Am Queue · March 26, 2019

Elliot has been a support person for someone before. (Or has gone through needing some support.) It would be interesting to find out what jobs he's had before, and whether 'baker' is an aspiration or a holding pattern.

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Bagge · March 26, 2019

Might just be from the pub. Sometimes they need a shoulder to block the way, sometimes a shoulder to cry on.

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Bagge · March 26, 2019

Melon lil'-sissing Roko is just beautiful

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Bagge · March 26, 2019

You can, in fact, have too many paperclips.

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awgiedawgie · March 26, 2019

But who gets to decide how many that is? Is it not a matter of personal expression? How can someone presume to dictate such a thing?

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Vinay Shenoy · March 26, 2019

Murakami reference?

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J. Spencer Love · March 26, 2019

And the zoning laws for apartments have not been updated to take into account people who don't eat and do not have to cook. In real-life Massachusetts, we found out you can't legally occupy an apartment that has no stove.

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Captain Button · March 26, 2019

Probably because they assume if there isn't one you'll cook with a charcoal grill and either set the place on fire or kill yourself with carbon monoxide.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · March 26, 2019

Paperclips? oh god it’s happening <a href="http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/</a>

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Bagge · March 26, 2019

I like that game more than I should

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Fart Captor · March 26, 2019

Melon's unrelenting tight hug is a mood

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Fart Captor · March 26, 2019

SQUEEZE THE SAD RIGHT OUT OF HER MELON

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Andy Sleeper · March 26, 2019

How can a comic about AIs be so touching? Jeph is a great writer!

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Kyle Major · March 26, 2019

Hay she had a human guest that lie was a.... lie

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BobC · March 26, 2019

You know, back in the day, Yelling Bird would intrude on a moment like this. Sigh.

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awgiedawgie · March 26, 2019

And I was right about the reason Roko has kitchen utensils. Once in a while I get lucky.

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Gangler · March 26, 2019

I'll sometimes buy children's comics. "I should have some children's comics in my collection" I tell myself. "What if one day I have some nephew or something that wants to read my comics?" I dunno. Maybe one of these days...

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Some Ed · March 27, 2019

This comic is more children friendly than some of the comic books I've seen in the possession of a child. So exactly what definition of children's comic book are you looking for? I mean, I know Hellboy isn't quite as bad as his name might suggest, but it's still disconcerting to see a little kid who's apparently younger than I was when I first said Hell walking around reading his comics... and, yes, I did say that word before I turned 16, but thanks for having a good opinion of me.

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NinjaZaku · March 26, 2019

I feel like a "two kinds of people" comment would usually go here, but let's be honest. Nobody is quite like Melon.

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awgiedawgie · March 26, 2019

Believe it or not, I have actually met a couple people who <i>are</i> quite like Melon. No, they don't have a job where they are covered in vermin, and they don't make baking soda volcanoes in their mouths, but other than that...

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Katrina Urmson · March 26, 2019

This is perfect, and I love them.

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Mordaeus · March 26, 2019

Don't forget the condiment drawer!

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Nicholas Lopez · March 26, 2019

c:

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Chris Gallaty · March 26, 2019

I KNEW IT, Melon is a paper clip maximizer!! Humanity is DOOMED!!!

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Sleepy John · March 26, 2019

She and Bert would get along great. Wonder how she feels about pigeons?

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Ted Van Roekel · March 26, 2019

In Elliot, I see the man I once was and aspire (with therapy) to be again. May he have better life experiences than I.

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AstralAegis · March 26, 2019

Please let Roko and Elliot use those cooking utensils

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Dean Reilly · March 26, 2019

Elliot's hands guiding Roko's as she slices vegetables.

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Chris Heg · March 26, 2019

I often think of having human guests over and cooking for them, but I don't do it either.

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Grace Serenity · March 26, 2019

I have a culinary degree and I don't even cook for myself!

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Joseph Houk · March 26, 2019

Kitchen drawers just naturally collect utensils. Like how nature abhors a vacuum.

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Captain Button · March 26, 2019

The blessings of Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers. <a href="https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Anoia" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Anoia</a>

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allanfranta · March 26, 2019

roku and melon.... mmm

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Joshua Thomas · March 26, 2019

Melon continues to have a fine looking.... bumper

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BobC · March 26, 2019

The replacement bumper on my car is better than the original, so it kinda figures. Edit: And before you ask, my rear bumper was taken out by an EV driver who forgot he wasn't in "single pedal mode" anymore. People can get stupid when you give them automation then remove it.

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LH · March 26, 2019

I was wondering why Roko owned a vegetable peeler. and a melon baller.

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ERRORCODE616 · March 26, 2019

I mean, the melon baller did live up to its name.

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Space Lion · March 26, 2019

Elliot is a good man.