The Great Emulsifier

yes

Is it just me, or are Roko and Elliot subconsciously flirting? (Elliot seems to do that...)

The comic where Melon appeared in Elliot's apartment, in case anyone was looking for it: <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3717</a>

It is a little-known fact that you can move information from your left brain to your right brain, and vice versa, by tilting your head in the appropriate direction and then smacking the upward side of it.

Melon Logic was a great Steely Dan album.

Elliot, demonstrating the chill about accidental home invasion that only the truly massive and dangerous can possess. Also, Elliot, speaking as an ex bouncer myself, rhinoplasty is a good thing. I can see how many times your nose has been broken (pannel 5).

So melon is a cocktail?

You have to thump a Melon to check if its good

Considering how reflexively Roko apologises for Melon, I have to wonder how long they've known each other.

Laughed for 3 solid minutes, now my face hurts.

Roko big-sissing Melon is a thing of beauty

Melonnade disclaimer: shaking may result in assplosions.

Meanwhile, Melon is entering her 78th consecutive hour of baking-soda-fountaining

I see percussive maintenance is still effective even in a post-singularity world.

Shaken Melon Syndrome? Or like smacking 80's era tech?

I SHIP THESE TWO *cough*

Salad bowl, not melting pot.

But else about oil (wrestling) with Lemon? Is that okay?

Melonnaise!

r/inclusiveor

If you don't shake, and you don't stir, how do you mix? Blending seems a little drastic.....😜

Melon may have settled during shipping. Shake vigorously before using.

So Melon is like a collid? A bucket of mayonnaise?

Shaken, not stirred?

Don't shake Melon D:

The shipping urge is growing stronger, dammit!

Literal or metaphorical oil & vinegar?

Yes.