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March 6, 2019

Nelson Is Prepared

good job Nelson

Comments (38)

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Brad Knowles · March 7, 2019

So, Beepatrice has no nose?

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Brad Knowles · March 7, 2019

I just noticed....

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Some Ed · March 7, 2019

Isn't the ultrapowerful crypto-AIS singular, such that it should be moves rather than move?

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Diptych · March 7, 2019

Even the singular one we've seen is plural.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · March 6, 2019

nelson is a serial Employee Of The Month apparently. Paperclips get you places!

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Jeffrey Nonken · March 6, 2019

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't all out to get you.

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Gerry · March 6, 2019

I sense a certain spooky co-worker approaching....

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Valerie · March 6, 2019

Has Nelson been employee of the month every month lol

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Eric Rucker · March 6, 2019

Reminder that Roko actually KNOWS about the ultra-powerful crypto-AIs. She even has one trying to be friends with her.

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awgiedawgie · March 7, 2019

Sorry, but I beat you by like 8 hours on that point.

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Chris Gallaty · March 6, 2019

See, given the crowd I took the fish for a Loud Mouth Billy Bass...

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awgiedawgie · March 7, 2019

Would that mean that Nelson couldn't have caught it? "Caught" can mean more than just one thing.

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quarridors · March 6, 2019

Should it be written "crypto-AIs" rather than "crypto-AIS", or have I misunderstood?

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Chris Gallaty · March 6, 2019

No misunderstanding, you just tripped one of the grammar traps they have in place to watermark typical AI behavior. This conversation has been flagged for review.

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Bagge · March 6, 2019

'Everybody's got something.' - never have truer words been spoken

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BobC · March 6, 2019

Everyone in this strip is SPINELESS! Compared to those cacti.

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Bagge · March 6, 2019

...I'm pretty sure they all ARE spineless. They seem to work on the exoskeleton principle, as far as I can tell from the robot repair shop scene.

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Jason Rock · March 6, 2019

I feel like Nelson's clothing is actually just wrapping paper.

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awgiedawgie · March 6, 2019

I figured it's a custom paint job with a bow tie.

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Mordaeus · March 6, 2019

We should all be more like Nelson.

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Matt · March 6, 2019

Employee of the Month champ there.

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Jim Feldman · March 6, 2019

Tissue? For whom?

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Rich Holmes · March 6, 2019

Occasional lubricant leaks.

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Gangler · March 6, 2019

Interesting. Some AI's have buggy brains I guess. Wonder if that's comparable to human mental illness? AI's were "invented" purely on accident, and exactly how their minds work is poorly understood, so presumably she can't just wait for somebody to patch out the problems in her head. She's stuck as she is like the rest of us. I know Spookybot believes in the sanctity of the mind, it must be left untampered with, but it seems like they'd have a lot of power to do good for people like her. If not directly in treatment then just in research. Advancing the understanding of the AI mind so others can create less invasive treatments.

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Grace Serenity · March 6, 2019

Technically, human minds are an accident, and just as poorly understood! One of my most favorite lines from Westworld was Ford talking about humanity and how evolution used the one tool it is capable of using: The mistake.

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Will Weaver · March 6, 2019

Wait, why does an office staffed only with robots need a restroom?

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Holly Nelson · March 6, 2019

I’m sorry to inject a boring note to this question, but probably rest rooms are required as part of the building code.

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awgiedawgie · March 6, 2019

Awfully nice of Roko not to tell Beeps that she's made friends with one of those ultra-powerful crypto-AIs, and they're going to eavesdrop on her anyway.

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Joe · March 7, 2019

one, or all?? not sure that the canon is complete on whether that is an individual or a collective ...

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Dean Reilly · March 6, 2019

Man, Nelson is so dapper.

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R L · March 6, 2019

Aw Beepatrice, that's so cute and of you to believe that and say it in front of *the first friend a Root-level AI got in ages*. Seriously you can't plan this stuff---- Wait a minute.

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Am Queue · March 6, 2019

I think by Nelson you mean Beepatrice

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Cinnaren · March 6, 2019

Isn’t that what Spooky bot is, though?

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Dean Reilly · March 6, 2019

That's the joke.

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JD · March 6, 2019

Nelson intrigues me.

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Grace Serenity · March 6, 2019

Nelson has been employee of the month for at least the last 12 months!

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Brian · March 6, 2019

Roko attracts all the weird ones.

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aetherspoon · March 6, 2019

That implies that there is 'normal' in the QC world, doesn't it? :)