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Please, please, please make sure Barry never gets his hands on that thing
That would bring us right back around to the accidental cattle mutilation from a while back.
Between this and <a href="https://twitter.com/Iron_Spike/status/1101940311222292481" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Spike's lovely thread about a necrophiliac geisha</a>, I think I've hit my "dismemberment, focus on 'member'" limit for the week ...
Thank you very much for linking me to that. Gonna make the meeting I'm about to go into way less stressful. Like, "I've got bigger things I'm wrestling with right now. Like if rigor mortis applies to severed limbs. And if a dick is a limb."
My question is, why did he have his arm in the vibrator?
How else would you test it's safety to NOT tearing off arms other than to put you arm in it?
I'm now imagining one person using this sleeve simultaneously with the incendiary then exploding vibrator from yesterday's bonus strip. "Ouch" doesn't seem to cover it.
It took me a minute to see that was the remnant of the supervisor's (former) arm sticking out of it, and that they hadn't actually designed a masturbation device with large aggressive teeth on it. With Beepatrice's company I was considering it a possibility.
not-Vagina Dentata
Business is booming, finally, it seems.
Fixing that Dildo for Melon turned out to be the gateway gig that opened the door for more business. Who would have guessed?
Robot repair must be a booming industry in this town with as many bizarre accidents as those two have dealt with so far.
There are alot of sex toys lately.
Lately?
Does Smif have a joint venture with industry in "Ill-advised Research and Development Projects"?
I think that sleeve is also not robot-safe.
While we all have a good laugh at the masturbatory dismemberment joke, it's worth noting that Roko's inability to acclimate to her new body may be a much bigger issue than we thought. I was expecting her to get accustomed eventually and everything would be cool, but now that we know Beepatrice never did acclimate to her second body, I'm not so sure. More importantly, Roko now knows it's a possibility she might not acclimate. There are a lot of directions the story can take now, many of them not good for Roko.
Now I am wondering if there are used AI body lots, or a black market in them.
What kind of masturbation sleeve isn't human-safe?!
Hey, this is why they're being tested by AIs.
Every universe has *something* wrong with it. Travel to the QC universe and you get awesome AI bots but also exploding dildos and masturbatory devices that can take your arm off.
These are devices in development. Presumably Beepatrice and the gang work out all the kinks in the design before they hit the open market.
The path to functional teledildonics is hard and tight.
I love these people.
That's not what they meant when they said "Disarm it".
That surgeon would be confused: "how exactly did you get your dick ripped off again?"
Well, they used to say that masturbating would put your eye out. This kind of ups the ante.
Faye is correct.
That... escalated quickly.
why does that even go up to 11
I don’t like where this is going
Yeah, I'm definitely getting a strange vibe from it.