Beepatrice's Other Job
these bonus comics are very explosion-heavy
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i hope in due time we get this exact comic but it's claire at her new job at the dildo factory
Y'know... it might have been about 4-5x funnier if she'd have just said "Performs as Expected"... ;)
OOOOOH. I get it. She works for Samsung.
Or Apple.
There are dildos and dildon'ts.
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That will teach you to use the wrong lube.
you know, you really should take your hot dogs out of the microwave before they burst like that.
That’s “as expected?”
Carry-on luggage only.
Best bang for the buck.
I have concerns
This is my fault. Some years ago I was told "In [US_state] it is illegal to sell sex toys but legal to sell fireworks, while in [adjoining_US_state] it is illegal to sell fireworks, but legal to sell sex toys." I immediately asked "But what about sex toys that are also fireworks?" Of course, I thereby created the fetish for that, per the laws of Quantum Fetish Mechanics. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715</a>
Maybe Jeph is ultra-receptive to this, and his brain is like “Ooh another fetish, must draw!”.
Evidently, the failed ones just lie there and buzz.
Ahh, brings back memories of Portal turret testing :)
And then it turns out this lab is underneath Roko's apartment. "My floor!" "Oh, hello Roko!"
Better this than some kind of exfoliating bar designed to clean the vagina.
Guaranteed for the life of the user.
The smoke is a heart! 🖤
oh right. i didn't think it was a skinny upside down penis at all nope.
Why the nose cutout on the safety glasses, though?
I think it was Asimov who said it first — the main point of making humanoid robots is so that they can use tools and accessories designed for humans.
I'm... Concerned
I think someone has misunderstood "make me feel hot".
I love this way too much.
I love Beepatrice!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AS EXPECTED"?!
It was made by Apple and has a lithium battery in it?
Flaming dildo. Don't think I've seen that in a webcomic before.
Sounds like something that would be right up Oglaf's alley...
Someone(s) *want(s)* that!?
For a bot that likes a little heat pleasure?
What an explosive reveal!