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February 27, 2019

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Comments (49)

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Tony Watts · March 1, 2019

$60 for two ounces of 420 you say? Bargain!

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Sleepy John · February 28, 2019

pun indented.

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Kuragari · February 28, 2019

SynthShine420 is going to be someone's username shortly.

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Dan Isaacs · February 28, 2019

Wouldn't she give herself testicles with a melon baller?

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Joe · February 27, 2019

there's probably any number of folks that'd give her a good buttfing for free ... I'll see myself out.

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Jim Feldman · February 27, 2019

Could be worse. Real Swiss watch oil is like $30 for 2cc. Also, butt buffing might be a service they could offer humans AND humanoid robots.

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Al Hunt · February 27, 2019

Interesting. I can't imagine you burn through a lot of that stuff in a year, though ;-)

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MikeyMike · February 27, 2019

“WAXY” That’s what is written across Melon’s shorts. “Wax Jobs” now a side business with “Sprays”

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Sarah Buisson · February 27, 2019

I have a stupide question : how do you keep track of how each IA speek ?

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Ami · February 27, 2019

What's a buttfor?

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · February 27, 2019

Pooping

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David Jackson · February 27, 2019

> don't listen to internet nerds about anything I mean... fair

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Bagge · February 27, 2019

That's good life advice right there

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MikeT · February 27, 2019

Why did the last panel simply be Roko bent over a table whilst Fae 'buttfs' her with a rotary tool? XD

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Dean Reilly · February 27, 2019

Jeph gotta save something for the monthly bonus strip

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Julia Allen-Hesse · February 27, 2019

What’s a buttfor? Is that kinda like updog?

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You're name hear · February 27, 2019

Sigh...

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 27, 2019

Poor Melon looks so sad.... :(

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Constantine Hannaher · February 27, 2019

Also, “420.”

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awgiedawgie · February 27, 2019

That's why it's so expensive.

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Edmund Schweppe · February 27, 2019

Wouldn't the SynthShine 420 be reserved for polishing potbellies?

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Hugh Eckert · February 27, 2019

Or synthesizers...

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Mark P. · February 27, 2019

Wait why does she even have a melon baller in the kitchen in the first place?

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Hugh Eckert · February 27, 2019

I had questions about that, too...

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Daryl Sawyer · February 27, 2019

The really hard thing is when you're looking for product reviews and all you can find is a network of sites that link to each other, each purporting to be an independent review site, each actually having been set up by the same marketing group.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · February 27, 2019

*ahem* BUTTS

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R L · February 27, 2019

BUTTS

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Kyle Jenkins · February 27, 2019

Awww poor Melon

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John Fiala · February 27, 2019

Another good method of polishing is to use an updog.

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Steven desJardins · February 27, 2019

I haven't heard that word before. What is the definition of updog?

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BobC · February 27, 2019

No, this is *NOT* the way to get ripped abs. Well, in fact, ummm...

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kwixote · February 27, 2019

Why *can't* she have two navels?

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Captain Button · February 27, 2019

Violates the international Washington Navel Limitation Treaty. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty</a>

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Shawn K. Younkin · February 27, 2019

Awwww, I know it's rewarding bad behavior but give her two navels!!

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Captain Button · February 27, 2019

Melon will be played by Mariette Hartley in the QC live action movie. <a href="https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons</a>

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awgiedawgie · February 27, 2019

Do Faye and Bubbles need volunteers to do the butt buffing?

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Damian Paradis · February 27, 2019

Buttfing: It's a valid side business of robot massage. With a.... happy ending.

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Damian Paradis · February 27, 2019

First a melon baller.. don't let Lemon use a zester!

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Grace Serenity · February 27, 2019

I think Lemon rolled higher on wisdom than Melon

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Terry Parry · February 27, 2019

I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming, haha

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Nikki · February 27, 2019

Why can't Melon have 2 navels? I'm sure her highly paid job of doing...whatever it is that she does... should be able to cover the costs!

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Brian · February 27, 2019

Where would she put the second one? Directly above the first? Next to it? Somewhere else on the body?

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LH · February 27, 2019

... "what's a buttfor"

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gatesong · February 27, 2019

For pooping, silly.

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Brian · February 27, 2019

How did Roko not pass out from seeing the hole in Melon’s belly?

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Daryl Sawyer · February 27, 2019

She's not as integrated as she was. Probably makes her less susceptible to that sort of thing.

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William Hanna · February 27, 2019

$69? Nice

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Ken Carlile · February 27, 2019

OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT PUN YESTERDAY

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awgiedawgie · February 27, 2019

You mean the melon baller? I don't know how you could have missed it, with all the people who commented on it.