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February 17, 2019

Time Is Money

me coming for ur guitars

Comments (26)

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Brian · February 18, 2019

@jeph : if you’re willing to drive that far and spend that much, I have a ‘65 Les Paul for you

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Eric Sieck · February 17, 2019

She didn't specify NYC, it could've been upstate NY. If they're near the NY/MA border they can get to Northampton in an hour or so.

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Bagge · February 17, 2019

Huh, I guess we finally learnt Melon's occupation: A lawyer <a href="https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://abovethelaw.com/2019/02/lawyer-bed-bugs-courthouse/</a>

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Miyaa · February 17, 2019

She’s going to need some bunny ears.

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MikeT · February 17, 2019

And now it's boob money, which is not a legal tender in many parts. Up there with sock money.

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Brian · February 17, 2019

Eurgh. I’m not required to accept it where I work but I’m on commission so I’ll still take it. I just keep a bottle of hand sanitizer with me.

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Bagge · February 17, 2019

Wanna-be-thief: "Aha! Now I attempt to steal the cash you wave around in public so recklessly!" Also Wanna-be-thief: "Ack, a harpoon, my one weakness!"

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Bagge · February 17, 2019

(Alternatively, if the Wanna-be-thief is really lucky: "Hi Mr bouncer sir. That was an alarming amount of muscles.")

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Miyaa · February 17, 2019

Elliot is have many thoughts about Brun, huh.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · February 17, 2019

"It's a three hour drive. I'll be there in two." *1:45 later*

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NinjaZaku · February 17, 2019

Brun has a bra of holding.

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Andrew · February 17, 2019

So by wearing a Bra of Holding, are you equipping it or adding yourself to it's inventory?

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Andrew · February 17, 2019

So Brun keeps croissants and money in there? INTERESTING.

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Eric Lusby · February 17, 2019

I know NY drivers. That guy was taking his sweet time.

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Ian Wolfe · February 17, 2019

If it went that fast, you priced it too low.

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Gangler · February 17, 2019

Wow she is excited! She seemed really attached to that clock!

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Dean Reilly · February 17, 2019

By the transitive property, Brun would rather cut off her leg than not live with Renee.

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BobC · February 17, 2019

That really was not well planned. Things almost got out of hand! Acting like like some kind of noob, She reached down next to her boob. From where she flashed... Three grand!

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R L · February 17, 2019

That was probably The Doctor.

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ysth · February 17, 2019

Tiggers don't like Money

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Dean Reilly · February 17, 2019

When you're buying a rare clock, it doesn't pay to take your time.

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Adam · February 17, 2019

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Am Queue · February 17, 2019

There are some concert tickets I did that for....

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Benzy · February 17, 2019

Actual lol. GJ, Jeph.

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Grace Serenity · February 17, 2019

I've had Craigslist sales that went like that for cheap, broken furniture. I have no doubt that a collector would do exactly that!

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Chong Go · February 17, 2019

My parents had some old sixties furniture like that they were thinking about throwing away. I found out that just the night stands were going for $500 apiece!