He's So Edgy
oops he's a dick
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I'm pretty happy that we Syrophoenicians are represented in this comic! Thanks, Jeph!
I've always maintained that Lebanese women are some of the most beautiful women in the world. I see nothing here to contradict that. Quite the contrary.
Renee's taste in men needs some serious improvement.
I think her taste was "available" but now she might add "and not a creep"
Where is that butt-rocket when we need it?
Hi Podrick, goodbye Podrick.
Garbage pickup for Porgie.
Literally just a dick. His only function. He's served his purpose and now he is hopefully offed to be trampled by a reindeer followed by a girl.
Or to encounter a large yellow robot with a short memory and surprisingly good insurance
Sounds like Renee needs a good hard.....
...blunt object to throw at him?
I feel like Renee should have defenestrated the pig, along with his shirt.
I LOVE that word “defenestrate.” Always wanted to go to Prague to see the site of the famous defenestration.
What I'm more interested in is how a Lebanese-American young lady ended up being named Brunhilde. Were her parents opera fans?
I mean, they would not be wrong that it's an awesome name.
Good bye, Pettersson
The best way I've heard this line phrased: "Soo.... what are ya?"
“I can’t be racist! I fucked a black chick!”
Parting is such a perfunctory pursuit, Preston
Piss off Philip!
alas, poor Poncho, we hardly knew ye
Farewell, Percival.
I mean we kiinda knew that yesterday but good to have explicit confirmation on that
"Where are you from...no but, where are you *from*." Gross.
Ah, my favorite. Dudes who ask "where are you from" as a euphemism for "what's your ethnicity" and say you are/look "exotic." And by "favorite" I mean "well, at least I'm not the target of those questions *this* time."
Brun is totally me.
Go, Renee!
Bye Paul!
He's a dick that needs punched. Can he get punched in the dick? The seems appropriately poetic.
Brun is ethnically what? No way. That's just Lebanon Bologna (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_bologna)." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon_bologna).</a>
The difference being that Brun's ancestors hail from Lebanon, the <i>country</i>. Lebanon bologna is named for Lebanon <i>County</i>, Pennsylvania. It's not Lebanese.
This comic made me realize how little we know about Brun's backstory. I mean she mentioned that she grew up poor but with nice parents, who both died before she turned 20. And that's really about all we know about her.
That, and her fondness for harpoons.
Since when did internet hookups include an exclusivity clause?
None whatsoever between hookups. But during one? Oh, yeah, for sure.
Sigh. It's comments like these that will encourage Jeph to make him a recurring character. But if we're lucky, he'll just be added to the "Bros!" brothers.
Wait. Could he already be one? Hmmm...
Jokes aside, how Brun reacted is pretty chill, dudes a bit of an ignorant dick but ignorance is fixable. Overreacting like Renee doesn't typically open many hearts or minds to change. Be kind and understanding with less educated sorts, not self-righteous and angry.
I figure at this point in her life she's all out of fucks for educating ignorant guys like Patrón over there
Yep. He blew it.
Pancho needs to go home
Dickety-dic-dic. Not to be confused with a Dik-Dik, which is legitimately adorable and never asks where you’re from. <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik</a>
Ah yes...I always enjoy pointing out the dic-dic to my wife at the zoo. It's got the emotional maturity level of a whoopie cushion, but like the whoopie cushion, I still laugh every time.
Fucking Parker
this is exactly what i called him ergo we are correct
Polyp, whatever his name is, feed him to Phix.
It HAS been a while since she had a good feast!
Nobody likes Pedyr...
still got that harpoon? I see a giant white ass you can target.
Dammit Phil!!
I hope we never encounter Pedro again