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February 5, 2019

Keurig Metric

I'm simultaneously so proud of and so angry at this comic

Comments (41)

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Katherine Prewitt · February 17, 2019

I just love Emily.

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Clifton Royston · February 7, 2019

I actually spent a while looking up space-time metrics, to see if there were any which would make a good pun with Keurig - sadly, it appears there are not. (Apparently that's just the kind of nerd I am.)

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Reighe · February 6, 2019

I thought I empathize the most with May, but today Emily took the crown.

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Joshua Brumley · February 5, 2019

Heh... The more I think about it, the more I believe that Emily is this universe's Sheldon Cooper. You know, if Sheldon was actually nice. :)

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Samuel Krahl · February 5, 2019

Totally agree! Of course Sheldon can be nice. You are just not worthy of his best effort 😉

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Bagge · February 5, 2019

Emily seems a bit extra hyper today. Did she drink espresso again?

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Dean Reilly · February 5, 2019

$4.50 is a good price for a Lorentz factor. I hope Dora isn't losing money on the deal.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · February 5, 2019

It is good that it's Lorenz's birthday, and not, say, Husserl's. Otherwise they would be discussing phenomenological time and bearded German gentleman would ask for a Noemacchiato.

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Bagge · February 5, 2019

I LOVE Dora's expressions. Especially when she eyes the 'medium Lorenz factor'

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kk · February 5, 2019

... or maybe Emily brought him back from the past.

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Brian · February 6, 2019

Lorentz had a beard and didn’t speak English

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kk · February 5, 2019

I think everybody on the thread so far has missed the joke. The old-timey European guy *IS* Lorenz. He travelled in time.

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William Burns · February 5, 2019

Wouldn't he have said, "Dank je!" then, and had a beard?

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SpookyPenguin · February 5, 2019

It was a good joke and as usual the nerds missed it.

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Simran Khalsa · February 5, 2019

Emily is demonstrating why Marigold's last comment from yesterday's comic wouldn't work. (had to share, 'cause it took me a moment to make the connection)

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Murray Wayper · February 5, 2019

can we just appreciate the amount of time to write those equations four times

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awgiedawgie · February 5, 2019

With the right software, he'd only have to draw them once, and then just manipulate them for each different view, but that's still a lot of fiddly scribbling.

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Jonathan Pesek · February 5, 2019

...could someone please explain the joke? Maybe I'm just overanalyzing it...

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Ahsan Kabir · February 5, 2019

Easy peasy. You see the mi in the denominator of the summation? mi is always zero, which means the term evaluates to an undefined value, meaning that information can go in _any direction_. In other words, the exact opposite of what Emily is claiming.

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Chris Gallaty · February 5, 2019

Jeph just needs to send his former self a message to.... Damn it!

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NinjaZaku · February 5, 2019

...Did Emily make Spookybot?

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Brian · February 5, 2019

That’s been my theory for ages. It would explain why she’s in the area.

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Saketh Kasibatla · February 5, 2019

:( I don't get it

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awgiedawgie · February 5, 2019

Scroll down to my reply to Jonathan Pesek's query. Also scroll up to Andrew Kunz's "fun fact".

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Matt Grayson · February 5, 2019

Time for Spookybot to cough politely and say “Marten will come by in 2 minutes and 43 seconds and order a mocha.”

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Brian · February 5, 2019

Jeph are you secretly a genius or something?

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Celine Chamberlin · February 5, 2019

It's a secret?

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Miyaa · February 5, 2019

Fun fact, today (4 February) is the date of the death of Hendrik Lorentz, the Danish Physicists who created the Lorentz Transformation Equations. At his funeral on 10 February 1928, telephone and telegraph services were halted for 3 minutes all over his native Holland. He has a crater on the moon named after him.

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ysth · February 5, 2019

Which side?

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Fart Captor · February 5, 2019

Emily is the best

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Justin McCulloch · February 5, 2019

b a s k

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Jermops · February 5, 2019

goddamn i appreciate you and your humor, good sir.

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Lalo Martins · February 5, 2019

I wonder what she actually served him

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Gangler · February 5, 2019

A lorentz factor, obviously.

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Mordaeus · February 5, 2019

Oh god, I just realized how tedious it must have been filling out that chalkboard over and over...

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Grace Serenity · February 5, 2019

More likely he drew it once and just used the free transform tool in Photoshop and just copy-pasted it

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Yonatan Zunger · February 5, 2019

I love that these are actually legit equations for propagation of fermions across closed timelike curves.

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BobC · February 5, 2019

Ummm... No. You'd need the path-integral form for that.

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nowshowjj · February 5, 2019

I'm currently reading through book 1 of the QC collection and I would like to request the return of Pintsize's laser. Also, today/tomorrow's comic is hilarious.

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Mordaeus · February 5, 2019

Now I wanna try Lorentz factors...

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MiaKitty · February 5, 2019

I love the cat face in the upper-right of the equation.