Bonus comic poll!
Agh sorry I got so behind on these dang bonus comics again! Turns out moving halfway down the east coast via car KIND OF jumbles up your entire life??? Anyway I'll try to get caught up as best I can. Thank you for your patience!
Comments (49)
Whatever Crushbot's job is, I'm sure he crushes it.
Unless his job is to un-crush things. In which case, I suspect he doesn't.
Um... I can't seem to vote. Is it locked?
I can’t, either!
CRUSHBOT TAUGHT DROID 06 EVERYTHING DROID 06 KNOWS. INCLUDING GRAMMAR.
Where is "Will it Blend Bot?"
Not a Yelling Bird fan either.
Where is the option to see a scene from "Ass Swordsman Tetsuo"?
CrushBot works in an orange juice factory, making delicious orange juice for morning breakfast.
Crushbot's job option is a troll. Obviously he crushes things!
Isn't it obvious? Crushbot works at an online dating service! He's good at it, hence his name. He may even own it. It's the name of the site. Which is why his name and occupation are both "Crushbot".
I'm kind of happy that Yelling Bird never makes it in these polls. I do kind of miss his assorted cast, though. Shame Orb, Randy, Sweet Tits...
She has a name, you know.
I am really surprised the yelling bird option doesn't have more votes.
Are you, really? Because I'm astonished that it has as many as it does. I wouldn't have expected it to get even 50 votes, let alone 130.
Crushbot is probably a professional bunny petter.
Actually, this comic states that Crushbot’s occupation is crushbot. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3907</a> I assumed this means his job is crushing things. All in all, I want to see a Melon family reunion.
FOURTH OPTION: BEMBO
I think Crushbot is a yenta for AIs. Teenagers can't be trusted to handle such things themselves.
Let us know if you want to do another Bembo Comic
Huh. I expected the troll option to get more votes (full disclosure: Voted for Melon and her Sisters).
I'm surprised that the Crushbot job is leaing...(full disclosure-that is the one I voted for) because it seems that his job..is just to crush stuff....
I'm not a big Yelling Bird fan, but I do find myself kind of wanting to see him fuck a chainsaw . . . even if not enough to vote for it.
Totally Melon and Lemon. Although Yelling Bird really seems to want to fuck that chainsaw...
So are they all a Fruit Basket or are they all anagrams of each other?
I think there are only 120 anagrams, but 2049 AIs...
$10 says crushbot is a tax accountant or some shit
If I wasn't so curious about Melon and Lemon's names I would make multiple patron accounts and pay to vote up yelling bird. He is life.
Crushbot's job is dispensing soda.
Melon and Lemon. They're cute.
They're fruit.
I would have gone for 3) Pintsize in Coffee-of-Doom power suit (chainsaw appropriately hidden)
I think the better third option was what was Winslow doing while Tannalore was squeeing over Stilly.
(Having a date with Siri — yes that Siri — would be my guess.)
it has been a long, family-friendly drought for yelling bird fans
Never was a fan of YB. The other two options don't appeal much, but... I am curious about Crush Bot... Part of me hopes for some super out-of-the-box job like florist, but most of me expects it to be like "What does Marten do when the story isn't focused on him" and Crush Bot will have a literal job crushing cans or compressing trash or something equally predictable.
Dude, these options are completely unfair. I want both one and two but also three because reasons.
yelling bird fucks crushbot
....and then Crushbot crushes Yelling Bird.
at least 51 people picked option 3, lmao
Crrrrruuuuuuuuushboooooot! I feel he needs some positive attention after that rather unfortunate......accident.
I don't understand why more people don't want to see a bird fucking a chainsaw?
I don't think they DON'T, I just want to know more about Melon.
I voted yelling bird... it won't happen :'(
HIS NAME IS STILL MC BITCOIN$ AND HE'S HERE TO SAY (/stops because that tweet was irrelevant half a decade ago)
I want to see crushbot's secret job working somewhere very delicate
Melon and Lemon have more sisters? Are they like Lenom and Molen and so on?
- Maybe a brother, Elon M.?
That third option speaks to my soul...