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January 17, 2019

crowd goes wild

UPDATE: I changed the last panel to make it look less like Spookybot teleported the door through Roko as some of you pointed out, lol

Comments (64)

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Jim Feldman · January 18, 2019

Why does Roko have "breath" to blow out?

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Matt Grayson · January 18, 2019

For the same reason she can blush. Or have facial expressions.

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NinjaZaku · January 18, 2019

What somber get-out-of-trauma-ward-day would be complete without a visit from your menacing yet seemingly benevolent eldritch AI, Spookybot!

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Miyaa · January 18, 2019

Wait, what if Spookybot is secretly like Melon’s sister and also answers to Blackberry? Or maybe even Melon’s mom?

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Captain Button · January 18, 2019

The reason Melon and Lemon are so ditzy is because they are separated segments of a hivemind like Spookybots.

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Ronald Lugge · January 18, 2019

Why 'called it', though. I feel like I'm forgetting/missing something important here. I was pretty surprised personally at Spookybot showing up. Their primary interest seems to be free will, not new bodies...

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Matt Grayson · January 18, 2019

SB showed up the day Roko quit the police.

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SARA J DAVIS · January 17, 2019

When you have had the worst of days covered in the sauce in of creepy non-youness, the only obvious cherry is spookybot. You can't build a creepy Sundae without a cherry.

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Rudolph Gerber · January 17, 2019

What iffff spookybot PUT the bananas there....

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SARA J DAVIS · January 17, 2019

I feel like that is the inevitable conclusion and that she has implanted something "useful" to her in Roko's new body.

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Patrick Jackson · January 17, 2019

I love you too too both of you!

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Kevin Symonds · January 17, 2019

New job working for them maybe?

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Matt Grayson · January 17, 2019

To everyone concerned about the door: note that Roko is not standing in the same place in the last panel. She may well have opened the door herself in between panels 3 and 4, and then turned her back. I'm guessing because she didn't want to have to open the door and see Spookybot's smiling face. EDIT: The strip was subsequently changed. Never mind.

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Carl Fink · January 17, 2019

Nice timing-you and I must have posted within a second of each other.

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Carl Fink · January 17, 2019

I think Spookybot opening the door right through Roko's body without moving her is just showing off, personally.

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quarridors · January 17, 2019

Jeph, I think Spookybot should have the rounded style speech bubbles, shouldn't they? Or is the change to squared corners intentional?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 17, 2019

Obligatory: "They seem nice!"

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Dean Reilly · January 17, 2019

Wow, those new ears really do work well!

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Simran Khalsa · January 17, 2019

I also appreciate that this iteration of spookybot also got the ear upgrade with update to normalize the mysterious opening of the door.

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Sarah Buisson · January 17, 2019

Is your shift-key related to spookybot ?

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Thomas Boys · January 17, 2019

Shiftybot :p

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Finvaara · January 17, 2019

I Heart Spookybot

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Jim Feldman · January 17, 2019

Wouldn't have put it past them to arrange the whole banana thing

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Patrick Mac Manus · January 17, 2019

If Jeph's shift key broke then at least we know he's not up to any shiftiness

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awgiedawgie · January 17, 2019

On the contrary... we <i>won't</i> know when he <i>is</i> up to shiftiness.

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Brent Catherman · January 17, 2019

At least they were polite enough to appear at the door. I expected Roko to go into sleep mode and Spookybot would be there.

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Brian · January 20, 2019

Eurgh. I wouldn’t want to wake up to Spooks like that.

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BobC · January 17, 2019

Personally, I was expecting a raccoon.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 18, 2019

Plot twist - raccoon is just another Spookybot avatar.

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Bagge · January 17, 2019

THAT smug fucker

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BobC · January 17, 2019

I don't think that's canon: No smugs have been fucked in the QC-verse. Yet.

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Shlom · January 17, 2019

And the Matrix magically opens the doors. :P Actually, that'd be a cool thing. Oh, and all hail our spookybot rulers!

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Andrew Mitchell · January 17, 2019

Prediction: Spookybot will fix Roko's lack of bodily integration.

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Brian · January 20, 2019

I don’t think Spooky works like that. She gives other people tools to help. And then she tortures the bad guys.

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Noise · January 17, 2019

I love Spookybot. They're snarky, and dangerous, and apparently working for the good guys in general - but aren't nice. I'd bet that, if the Singularity happens, there's going to be a lot of that sort running around. (...and since SB is a multi-body person, they probably know a LOT about assimilating to new bodies...)

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Paul Britt · January 17, 2019

Is this the first time spookybot spoke with a rectangular word balloon? Don't most(all) of the AI's speak in rectangular word balloons? Whenever I saw spookybot before, she used a regular roundish word balloon.

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Smazzie · January 17, 2019

Yeah I think so. Might be a slip up?

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Bradford · January 17, 2019

Good thing you've got a spare!

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saganatsu · January 17, 2019

Did Spookybot open the door through Roko's body? panel 3 has her leaning against it, and then suddenly its open. Did Roko step away from the door, open it, then turn away from the door?

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Andrea Andrew · January 17, 2019

Speak of the literal devil.

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Cliff · January 17, 2019

Wow, flashback to Sept 24!

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Matthew Hielscher · January 17, 2019

please don't fix it with magic please don't fix it with magic

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mooviies · January 17, 2019

Am I the only one that wonders how the hell did that door open without Roko moving out of the way??

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 17, 2019

Fucking love how Roko is just like.... "called it".

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Populuxe · January 17, 2019

OFFS what do they want?

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BobC · January 17, 2019

Just figured out the acronym. OFFS why am I so slow?

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Czarzhan · January 17, 2019

I just realized: getting a new body would suddenly remove all the little tracking details her former employer would have on file for her. I am suddenly pretty sure who put that crate of bananas in Crushbot's path. An AI with Roko's skillset and a forensic "clean slate" would make an ideal operative.

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awgiedawgie · January 17, 2019

I love Spookybot just as much as the next guy, but I'm terribly curious what business they might have with Roko. And I do so hate cliffhangers.

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Craig Steffen (Figuring Stuff Out dot net) · January 17, 2019

Whoo! Ok--I'm assuming that Roko thinks it's Melon at the door again, and she's going to get a very nasty shock when she turns around? I was wondering if Spookybot was going to show up in this story. I was thinking perhaps Roko is going to be recruited to be Spookybot's eyes and ears? Exciting!

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Andrew Mitchell · January 17, 2019

I think Roko knows who it is from the words and the sound of Spookybot's voice.

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The Shadow's Lair · January 17, 2019

omg

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Fart Captor · January 17, 2019

Panel 1 makes me happy

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 17, 2019

It is super cute!!!

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dvsDave · January 17, 2019

Spookybot is my jam. Seriously love it when Spookybot shows up.

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R L · January 17, 2019

What's your peanut butter?

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Denise Webber · January 17, 2019

Oh jesus, hasn't Roko been through enough already! Go away spookybot

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Rook Hallan · January 17, 2019

Is Roko currently insubstantial? Door seems to have swung open THROUGH her.

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Mark P. · January 17, 2019

Spookybot is spooky.

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Onedavewreckingcrew · January 17, 2019

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Ami · January 17, 2019

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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R L · January 17, 2019

They *had* to show up. I KNEW THIS.

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Alex Mullenix · January 17, 2019

Give Roko a break you sadist.

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AstralAegis · January 17, 2019

This'll be good

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Lord Crusade · January 17, 2019

Oh god dammit