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January 15, 2019

These Feet Don't Lie

they tell the truth

Comments (43)

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Coleman Ridge · January 15, 2019

1. This is why they made Lemon a counselor. The combination of complete good will and complete goofiness will get through when almost nothing else will. 2. A theory: At some point, Jeph began unconsciously basing most new characters on dogs he meets while walking his dog. This now accounts for a large part of the strip's appeal.

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Thomas Boys · January 15, 2019

Why does 2 sound terrifyingly plausible? Oo

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Melissa · January 15, 2019

My office-mate knows how to do this for me... He makes fart noises til I laugh.

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Matthew Hielscher · January 15, 2019

THANK YOU for Roko's *snrk*. I was dreading this plotline as I saw it coming. Extremely relatable, and happy to have confirmation that silly shit can still cause momentary positive reactions.

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Thomas Boys · January 15, 2019

Yay! Melon is being toetally helpful!

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Diana · January 15, 2019

🍈🦶🇹🇼😂

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DSri Seah · January 15, 2019

woot! Taiwan represent!

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Evgeniy Semyonov · January 15, 2019

Any minute now in comes Elliot with the basket of fresh bread. Aaany minute... Although it may lead to some typical Elliot complications: "Wow, how did you manage to make the dough so light?" "My secret is that I'm really good with kneading it. One second it's a nice round blob, and next - wham! - it's flat and thin like a wafer".

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Dean Reilly · January 15, 2019

Melon would probably get along pretty well with a depressed nuclear reactor, just saying.

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Paxxie · January 15, 2019

Hannelore - we need you!

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Denise Webber · January 15, 2019

Oh Roko 😕 oh Melon 🤗 girl you trying, and that's good. Never give up trying, even if Roko tells you to go away. Go away and then come back. You just gotta keep on coming back. I ♥️ 🍈 ♥️♥️

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Katrina Urmson · January 15, 2019

Melon’s hair sproing in panel 4. ❤️

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Bagge · January 15, 2019

I can't believe that worked!

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Andrew · January 15, 2019

The socially appropriate greeting here would be all the hugs.

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Celine Chamberlin · January 15, 2019

I have a friend who lives in Taiwan, I bet she'd let them stay for a bit. They like dogs, right? Because my friend has approximately all the dogs.

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Miyaa · January 15, 2019

Are they floofly dogs or pointy dogs though?

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Vanestus · January 15, 2019

Good work Melon, you got her to *snrk*.

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NinjaZaku · January 15, 2019

Does this ordeal count as an out of body experience?

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Miyaa · January 15, 2019

Wouldn’t be a bad idea to go elsewhere for a while. I’m acquainted with a woman whom lost her husband to cancer and decided to just move to South Korea at the beginning of this year. I could see how Roko could have as close to an AI experience death and every depression that comes with survival. Travel can be very good medicine.

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Jim Feldman · January 15, 2019

Notice the BodyHub cactus on the table?

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Kuragari · January 15, 2019

Aww Melon is helping! <3

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Geo (Overand) · January 15, 2019

During one of my deepest bouts of depression, I found myself essentially disassociated. I couldn't move, and I couldn't speak. My then-pa spent 20 or 30 minutes trying to find a way to reach me, and I just couldn't reach back out. Then she put a pair of my boxer shorts on my head. I chuckled, then laughed, and it was enough to get me out of that loop, at least for a little while. I'm glad to I know that, at least on some level, I share that kind of experience with others.

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Lars Gottlieb · January 15, 2019

Thanks for sharing that; hope you're feeling better

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Justin Lee · January 15, 2019

This is unbelievably cute.

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BobC · January 15, 2019

In the Navy, we called it "Taiwanon". So I first read the last panel as: "Roko we have to go to Taiwanon"

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Joseph McGrath · January 15, 2019

I love you, Jeff Jacques! :)

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Populuxe · January 15, 2019

This strip is a masterclass in perfect comedy timing.

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JD · January 15, 2019

I'm surprised that Melon knows her left from her right.

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BobC · January 15, 2019

That's what's written on top.

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Mordaeus · January 15, 2019

This is so sweet and I love it

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Kyle Major · January 15, 2019

Made her laugh thats a great start :)

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The Shadow's Lair · January 15, 2019

Poor Roko

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Charlie F. · January 15, 2019

It's Memento, but starring Melon instead of Guy Pierce. Melmento. Melonmento. Memelon?

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Joe · January 16, 2019

Melonmentos & Coke?? that's the recipe for the volcano ...

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salixOS · January 15, 2019

Quick! To the MelonCopter!

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Joe · January 16, 2019

where's Hanners?? I hear she knows space stations & orbital bombardment platforms & such like.

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Brian · January 15, 2019

Poor Roko :(

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Andrea Andrew · January 15, 2019

I guess it’s vacation time!

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Grace Serenity · January 15, 2019

Sometimes, deep psychological trauma is best treated with the absurd

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Julienne Ignace · January 15, 2019

.... Personally I start telling really dark and twisted "silver lining" jokes....

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Will Weaver · January 15, 2019

Well, it’s a start?

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Lord Crusade · January 15, 2019

Awwww

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Terry Parry · January 15, 2019

And that's exactly how depression looks