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December 30, 2018

Family Citrus

Lemon, hello

Comments (79)

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Abhimat Gautam · January 1, 2019

I love Lemon’s mismatched socks

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Andrew Diseker · December 31, 2018

Lemon, flattery will get you nowhere. That's a flat-out truth.

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Jason Zions · December 31, 2018

I would think Lemon had 2047 sisters, for a total batch size of 2048 (2^11, a nice neat binary number). Having 2048 sisters would make her part of a batch of 2049, which is an uninteresting number (prime factors 3 and 683).

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William Burns · January 3, 2019

Unless in a long model run the previous 1024 AIs and the following 1024 AIs are your 'siblings.'

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William Burns · December 31, 2018

<img src="http://www.iconsalot.com/asset/icons/freepik/school-elements/512/paint-palette-icon.png" style="width: 64px;"><br> <b>not</b><br><br><img src="https://cdn6.aptoide.com/imgs/5/a/8/5a84a75006bd56d6d42d10b9de856c33_icon.png" style="width: 64px;">

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Lance D Bader · December 31, 2018

Pallet swap? Apparently, that's a thing.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · December 31, 2018

booting into protected virtual memory, possibly constantly backed up to the AI equivalent of The Cloud. On system destruction, the AI boots into this space, overriding the (now nonfunctioning) peripherals (eyes, 'frontal cortex thought', etc). Here they can come to terms with their mishap perhaps, and choose what their next step might be. Or if they want to just 'float on', this virtual space is a fine equivalent to AI Heaven. There. I just pulled all that outta my butt, You're welcome.

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Lisa · December 31, 2018

Roko in a white onesie reminds me of Alice's armor in Alice Grove.

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Paul Moffat · December 31, 2018

Her mind seems intact, so her physical brain/AI drive is most likely undamaged. Her body is almost certainly a total loss, and her brain probably isn't still attached to it or anywhere near it. I think the overrides might be a sort of repression reflex to prevent psychological trauma, or perhaps something being applied as a sort of anaesthetic.

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awgiedawgie · December 31, 2018

I suspect that had at least the system diag and external input checks had been allowed, it would have alerted her to her current lack of a body. So yeah, kind of like an anesthetic. You really don't want a patient waking up and realizing that they have no arms or legs, without having a chance to brace them for it.

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Leona · December 31, 2018

At least her personality is intact! The shock may make her hair turn white though...

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Kuragari · December 31, 2018

Rokonomiyaki. ;_;

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z · December 30, 2018

... Yea, that is a thing. Roko is going to be having an interesting 2019. :)

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Erin Moriarty · December 30, 2018

HOW DO YOU KEEP ONE UPPING YOURSELF WITH AI CUTENESS

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Fart Captor · December 30, 2018

I want to meet their ENTIRE family

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Joshua Brumley · December 30, 2018

2048 or so AIs that bear family ties to each other.... Makes me wonder if they were all the result of "Mom" having a really bad case multiple-personality disorder and the chosen way to help "cure" her was to split off each personality into their own core and develop on thier own. I don't know... Too dark for the comic?

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Brian · December 30, 2018

Lmfao

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Joshua Brumley · December 30, 2018

The truly messed up part of all of this? Roko just quit her job which very likely had the AI equivalent of full medical that had to include chassis repair up to full replacement due to the nature of her being a cop. :(

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Adam Roebuck · December 30, 2018

Y'know, I was wondering about that. Wouldn't Roko have to give notice about quitting her job? I know US labour laws are a *little* more flexible than ours (I'm British), but she'd have to give at least two weeks' notice, right?

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · December 30, 2018

I like Lemon. I didn't think it would be possible to have a cuter version of Melon.

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orangejuicenut · December 30, 2018

Jeph why would you do this to best bread girl? Actually I love your writing, and it makes me sad when bad things happen to your characters. (Which means you are good at writing characters.)

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BobC · December 31, 2018

Clearly, he had a crush on her.

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june · December 30, 2018

the mismatched socks!! 💙💙💙💙 i love this so much

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Matthew Foweraker · December 30, 2018

2048 sisters? So a total of 2049? That's a strange number.

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Benjamin Owens · December 30, 2018

Definitely odd

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Mark · December 30, 2018

Oh dear, Roko's 'very high level of body integration' is not going to work in her favour here. Also, Lemon might be a licensed AI therapist but I don't know yet that they're a very good one. Also also, I suppose that Jeph's comment that the lubricant that Roko sprayed into her eyes to simulate crying smelt 'lemony' is coincidence...

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MikeyMike · December 30, 2018

Dang, so much for approaching the situation “obliquely”

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Captain Button · December 30, 2018

Sorry folks, but Roko is dead. Lemon is just St. Peter "in a form more familiar." The pancakes question is part of setting up her idealized perfect RoboHeaven(tm).

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · December 30, 2018

Jeph has revealed in past strips that the HDs that store the core programming and personality are incredibly tough. It's likely their "black boxes" if you will would be able to survive nearly any accident. So it's really unlikely that she's "Dead" dead. Just PARTLY dead.

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Lightsabr2 · December 30, 2018

Mismatched socks... :P

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Zach Elwyn · December 30, 2018

Mismatched socks are a nice touch!

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Andy Sleeper · December 30, 2018

I know this is a comic, but I have wondered how robot death happens. In a world like this, robots must die sometime or eventually there will be no humans. Only crushbots

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James Redekop · December 30, 2018

Shouldn't that be 2047 sisters, for a *total* of 2048? Multiples of powers of 2 and all...

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Brian · December 30, 2018

Melon is the odd one out

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Ted Van Roekel · December 30, 2018

Everyone seems to be missing the most important bit. Roko is alive and her memories intact. Yes, the road ahead is rough, but she's still here. I'm a little teary in relief on that part.

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Czarzhan · December 30, 2018

What do you want to bet tomorrow's strip starts with another reboot frame and Lemon saying, "Welcome back."

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MikeT · December 30, 2018

"Motivational" indeed

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Brian Appel · December 30, 2018

Finally, they have a use for Momo's old body.

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Lucy · December 30, 2018

I can see where this is going. Crushbot feels so bad about injuring Roko that they offer to get her a replacement chassis. Crushbot has ties to a private military contractor. Roko becomes a fighter jet. May kills everyone out of jealousy.

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Chris Gallaty · December 31, 2018

I was thinking that they could spin it that Roko was off the force and so they just give her a stock body... which turns out the be the same as May's. Which could get interesting as people start to talk around Roko thinking she is May.

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Denise Webber · December 30, 2018

Oh no, poor Roko. JEPHHOWCOULDYOUBESOMEAN!

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M the Autumn Owl · December 30, 2018

This is one big UH OH

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Ralf Paul · December 30, 2018

That's some first-class food-related counseling right there!

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Peter Jensen · December 30, 2018

Well, on the plus side, her memories appear to be intact right up to the accident, yet excluding the actually being flattened part. But with her level of body integration, this is going to be a rough ride. BTW, I love the little detail of the wobble lines on Lemon's ahoge when Roko's shaking her.

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Finvaara · December 30, 2018

Poor Roko! I hope Crushbot's insurance covers this kind of thing.

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BobC · December 30, 2018

Counselor and therapist, eh? You want to bet on that? Could this be Lemon aid? And a bet?

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Ted Van Roekel · December 30, 2018

Groan..... Bravo!

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NinjaZaku · December 30, 2018

I feel like the subtext of a robot named Lemon talking to Roko about her fetish is intentional

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Evgeniy Semyonov · December 30, 2018

Great strip, although I low-key expected something like "prime_directive_list [OVERRIDE]".

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BobC · December 30, 2018

third_law [OVERRIDE]

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SpookyPenguin · December 30, 2018

ROFL crepes with lemon

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Leak · December 30, 2018

Errr... you might want to fix that "remmeber"... unless that's a glitch in Roko's current state...

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MikeyMike · December 30, 2018

Nice catch

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Joshua Roberts · December 30, 2018

Omg yes, we're going into the collective AI consciousness (where I assume we'll bump into spookybot)

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Miyaa · December 30, 2018

Anyone else hungry for crepes now?

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Thomas Boys · December 30, 2018

I remember our AI 101 lesson from Corpsewitch: The AI "self" is contained on only the hardest of hard drives - 'You could run over one with a tank and it wouldn't take any damage'. Too bad the rest of her has been turned into naan bread.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · December 30, 2018

More like NaN bread.

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Mordaeus · December 30, 2018

It's a Lemon!

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Andrew · December 30, 2018

Hmm, 2048 citrus fruit names is going to be a struggle. Might have to include hybrids like Clementine. Ooh and don’t forget Kumquat :)

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Miyaa · December 30, 2018

I bet you kiwi is their unfortunately named brother.

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Celine Chamberlin · December 30, 2018

Why am I suddenly reminded of the Flat Stanley books from when I was a kid?

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Andrew · December 30, 2018

Step away from the light Roko... remain in your Bash shell.

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Wing · December 30, 2018

Oh no she has no government job (and I guess chassis insurance) now nooooooo

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Gangler · December 30, 2018

Yeah I wonder how Roko's gonna pay for a new chassis with her new employment situation. Would be a shame if this accident forced her to make some moral compromises, go back to a job she no longer finds conscionable.

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Ian McDonald · December 30, 2018

Those socks....

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Gangler · December 30, 2018

Interesting that as a sister Lemon has the same kind of Not-Chassis as Melon.

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Lars Gottlieb · December 30, 2018

I wonder what 13.82056.23.1 means ..

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Evgeniy Semyonov · December 30, 2018

Probably just her hardware UID.

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Ack · December 30, 2018

If we're going by powers of 2, shouldn't that be 2047 sisters? Making a total of 2048 in her sister-group?

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Leak · December 30, 2018

If they're all like Melon maybe she's the odd one out?

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Bagge · December 30, 2018

That's a lot of overrides...

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Dean Reilly · December 30, 2018

I wonder whether Lemon has a body, or whether she exists as a bodiless AI. Do robot repair technicians simply download her and plug her into the patient in cases like Roko's?

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Chris Gallaty · December 30, 2018

I would argue the other way round. The likely pulled what would be they equivalent to Roko's black box and hooked that up outside of her body to assess if there was any damage to *that* unit and her core construct. If her chassis is that far gone that basic core function is down (vs just missing limb function, etc) It's rather bad. Makes you wonder if (and why not, if not) there is such a thing as insurance for AI's. You would think it would have come up and Faye and Bubbles would have talked about it. I imagine AI coverage would be like auto, where you can get limited liability all the way up to full coverage.

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David S · December 30, 2018

Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely is a new contender for phrase I least want to hear.

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Kyle Major · December 30, 2018

Lemon that's an interesting way to put it. But tact ma girl. Also thank God she's ok in some way

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Tim Eldred · December 30, 2018

Lemon wears her socks mismatched. I like her already.

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David Days · December 30, 2018

Same here. Perhaps Lemon is much like Melon outside the virtual world? Also, Melon's job might be similar to Lemon's, and being covered in rats was a scene from some dream therapy?

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Dick van Soest · December 30, 2018

Hm, pancakes! We’re in for a treat!

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Jan Gampe · December 30, 2018

Aw, Crêpes!