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December 3, 2018

Oh, It's Her

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Comments (51)

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Marie · December 4, 2018

I really like the way you draw animals!

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · December 3, 2018

Given Roko's bread fetish, I wouldn't be so quick to classify her as "normal" ;)

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Derrik Pates · December 3, 2018

Yeah, I was gonna say, "says the AI with a bread fetish"...

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Holly Nelson · December 3, 2018

I’m wondering- Roko was not a happy police officer, but she was a police officer, and not a rookie. Hard habits of mind to break. I’m wondering how she will respond to the world, without the responsibilities or authority of that position. More frustration, but in the opposite direction? Hmm...

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Coleman Ridge · December 3, 2018

She clearly wants there to be a set of norms to which people conform. This is just fine, so long as she widens her notion of what counts as acceptable conformity. Unkindness and injustice, right out; unusual tastes, habits, and beliefs, what the hell. When my German Shepherd was a puppy, I took her all over the city, because they are bred to be conservative and suspicious of anything they haven't seen before. I made sure she saw every kind of people, and, of course, they were sweet to her because she was a puppy. Now she's all, "Oh, a one-legged man with a feathered hat propelling himself on a skateboard with ski poles and singing. Does he have a tennis ball? No? Carry on, then." I hope that something similar happens to Roko.

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David Howe · December 3, 2018

Perhaps if you think /you/ are the only normal sentient being in town, your yardstick is faulty? :)

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Dean Reilly · December 3, 2018

Obviously the remnant alien AIs solved the lightspeed problem by building a probe containing all of their knowledge and experience and sending it to Earth. When it arrived, it constructed a bunch of bodies for itself, moved into an apartment and adopted a bunch of rescue greyhounds.

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Thomas Boys · December 3, 2018

I can't imagine how she could afford one of those things, let alone 3. They're very deer.

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Ted Van Roekel · December 3, 2018

*Holds nose while running screaming into the night*

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Grant Swire · December 3, 2018

Whats the argument for them not being in a post-scarcity society? Because I'm sure reindeer hoverboards is not it.

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Some Ed · December 3, 2018

I have this strong sense that they're in a scarcity tipping point society: there is absolutely no need for any scarcity economics, but there still is due to inertia. That said, La Li Lu Le Looo is the reindeer's estate trustee, and that reindeer's an heir to billions. At least, that's my headcanon.

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Brian · December 3, 2018

Excellent callback jeph, A+

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Bagge · December 3, 2018

That reindeer is pretty chill

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Bruce · December 3, 2018

Also, someone needs to send Roko this month's bonus comic.

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Bruce · December 3, 2018

I'm so happy to have La Li Lu and her reindeer back! 'Tis the season!

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Sleepy John · December 3, 2018

The majority is always sane.

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pilgrim3 · December 3, 2018

I define normal. The rest of you are weird.

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Captain Button · December 3, 2018

Yes. Next question?

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Peter Jensen · December 3, 2018

You're not exactly in the middle of the bell curve there, Roko. But then <a href="http://www.viruscomix.com/page500.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">have any of us ever met a "normal" person</a>?

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Clifton Royston · December 3, 2018

One of my favorites, from a comic series of sheer genius. Some of his comics make me cry every goddamn time.

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BobC · December 3, 2018

The next new QC character shall immediately be renamed "Fred Bettish" and be shipped with Roko. Amirite?

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Ron Braithwaite · December 3, 2018

You know if I saw that here in Portland, I wouldn’t bat an eye. After the Unipiper, that pair aren’t really that unusual.

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Kyle Long · December 3, 2018

Snake, this town belongs to,... THE PATRIOTS

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Nicholas Lopez · December 3, 2018

WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS!?

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MiaKitty · December 3, 2018

I love that both her and the fluffybutt have their eyes wide closed.

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Errol Cavit · December 3, 2018

I think it's reasonable to assume that the boards have better-than-here sense and avoid capability

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ysth · December 3, 2018

Panel 1, sign on left, middle line: Erase fur on bears????

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bunnitos · December 3, 2018

I have no idea, but I need to know now!

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ysth · December 3, 2018

Normal is a dryer setting

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kaitou · December 3, 2018

...which doesn't work on any of my (or anyone else's?) clothing.

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Michael Rottenfusser · December 3, 2018

There's no such thing as a normal person.

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BobC · December 3, 2018

The best you can hope for is to be median.

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z · December 3, 2018

There's a story in there-Roku finding a coffee shop with the "normal" sapient beings out there.

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Clifton Royston · December 3, 2018

And becoming bored as all fuck with them.

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Kyle Major · December 3, 2018

Yes you are one of only like 3 normals but we love you for that. God I know this girl she was doing something similar the last time need a quick link of her somewhere. Also metal gear?

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Mordaeus · December 3, 2018

This town is turning into some combination of Portland and Austin.

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Czarzhan · December 3, 2018

Pautlind

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Peter McDevitt · December 3, 2018

"Normal" is relative, breadfucker.

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Mordaeus · December 3, 2018

I suspect it actually has more to do with the smell, considering how they react to tea.

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Coleman Ridge · December 3, 2018

Everyone is normal on some scale or other.

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Mooster · December 3, 2018

Normal is what 80% of the population considers normal. I think.

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Some Ed · December 3, 2018

There isn't actually anyone who *is* what 80% of the population thinks is normal, however. Also, I think, thanks to the Internet opening people's eyes to things, I think that figure is now down under 60%, and with any luck it'll be below 50% real soon now and we can get the damned self-repressing assholes out of our government!

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The Shadow's Lair · December 3, 2018

everyone said what I was going to say lol Roko you ain't normal

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John Miller · December 3, 2018

How is that moose successfully navigating two hoverboards without doing the splits?

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Mordaeus · December 3, 2018

Carefully

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CleverCrumbish · December 3, 2018

Roko you want to fuck bread

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BobC · December 3, 2018

The next new QC character should immediately be renamed "Fred Bucker" and shipped with Roko. OK?

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Miyaa · December 3, 2018

Someone should tell her having erotic feelings over yeast and flour isn’t normal.

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BobC · December 3, 2018

Of course THAT's not normal! But add water and heat and it's completely normal.

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Holly Nelson · December 3, 2018

Oh goodie! I was wondering just last week what the fairy girl was up to.

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R L · December 3, 2018

La LO.