He's The Mayor, You See

Jeph, hey, I'm so sorry i'm doing this in the forgiveness/permission order, but I realized I should've asked before I used Mayor CookieMoose as my avatar. May I please?

I'm with Don Whiteside. I pretty much did a spit-take upon closer inspection of their eyes. Totally makes the strip.

Never seen a cookie moose...although I have the rather startling experience of being stoned while discovering the epic guitar solo that lasts the entire end credit roll of TWISTER. If you're not prepared for that, that will entrance you.

Wait, there is a cookie MOUSE? Suddenly terrified.

I want a comic about the minor cookiemoose. I imagine it as plaintive, wistful, and under eighteen, but I could be wrong.

I appreciate the commitment to accuracy in making the visible sclera slightly red

If two entities are indiscernible, they are identical. That is: For any x and y, if x and y have all the same properties, then x is identical to y.

Does anyone else feel an overwhelming desire to break off a piece of antler to eat?

English is right-headed (compounds and the like are the kind of thing on the right side of the word or phrase), so "cookiemoose" would be a moose with some kind of cookie quality determined by context; here, made of cookies.

Did this pop into your head a while ago and the whole 'High Noon Claire' storyline has been a run-up to telling that joke? If so, then well done sir!

I'm sure that this conversation meant something in the respective characters' heads.

Personally, I prefer "Moosecookie". Moooooscookie. Mooooooo Scookie. Moo, Scookie, Moo!

All right - who let Claire sniff tea?

"Cookiemoose, cookiemoose / I like a cookiemoose / I've never had anything quite like a cookiemoose / I've had many baked goods, it's quite ridiculoose / But I've never had anything quite like a cookiemoose!"

I need to know what type of cookies those are.

"420 years" ... I see what you did there, Jeph.

He won the election against the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home and Hiram McDaniel who is literally a five-headed dragon.

Those cookies look like moose pellets.

Is this pot, or mushrooms?

Is cookiemoose its own plural?

This is too high for me

I, for one, something something cookie moose overlord.

If you give a moose a cookie, he will then bite your sister.

I agree with your decision-making process

Jeph, your as baked as they are my friend