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October 28, 2018

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 28, 2018

I find myself thinking that Brun is watching this closely and taking notes: "This is how people normally interact on a social level," she's thinking. Nothing good can come of following such an example! XD I'm also wondering if Jeph is going to play with our brains a little by having Brun try to teach Clinton socially-appropriate behaviour.

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Some Ed · October 29, 2018

This is not how people normally interact on a social level? Tell me more... {gets out notebook and pen}

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Sero · October 28, 2018

... Of course I immediately thought of the Oglaf cockbats strip. Also immediately recognized a Pintsize-brand insult. ♥

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Bagge · October 28, 2018

Yeah, yeah. Clinton isn't helping. But that was Claire who opened that particular line of discussion. Just let him go and flirt awkwardly in peace, Claire.

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 28, 2018

To Claire's credit, she DID try to de-escalate. It's just that Clinton had to start boasting and then reminding Claire why she's stressed. Because he's a helpful little brother and that's what they're meant to do, apparently.

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Am Queue · October 28, 2018

One of my favorite swears is 'douchecanoe'.

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Bartley J Drood · October 29, 2018

Agreed. I like it so much I have a world of warcraft character with that name. Although I spelled douche as "doosh" to be different.

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Bruce · October 28, 2018

Go Claire!

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Bartley J Drood · October 28, 2018

Note to self: Use "dickbat" more while speaking to peers. It's a very empowering word. Also, if someone doesn't name their band, "Dickbat and the Dickcrickets" soon, there is no righteousness in the universe.

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Naomi Seyfer · October 28, 2018

Er, perception of the passage of time is independent of processing speed

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Naomi Seyfer · October 28, 2018

Ok I'm no boi here but I sure am flapping. I remember the first time I read Cheibriados on the independence of AI perception of the page k

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William Cole · October 28, 2018

Has Clinton gotten his games mixed up with his schoolwork, or can we infer that Dungeon Crawl is an essential component of AI sentience matrices? (I’m leaning toward the latter)

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Lalo Martins · October 28, 2018

“They eat cricket bats” ← shouldn't that be dickcrickets?

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Miyaa · October 28, 2018

Ah, that oldest sibling glare. Something that I couldn’t master against my younger siblings. Still can’t as an supposed adult. Also, does Clinton learn about specific AI swears like asdf?

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Brad Knowles · October 29, 2018

ASDF? Not familiar with that one. Can you give me a hint, other than the fact it's the first four letters on the home row of a QWERTY keyboard?

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Izzy Omega · October 28, 2018

Clinton is there for Brun AND Elliott, you say..

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Captain Button · October 28, 2018

Trimaran shipping?

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Bitter Donald · October 28, 2018

Pint-size is a good influence!

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awgiedawgie · October 28, 2018

Normally, I would say that teaching new swears is <i>not</i> a good thing, but in this case, it's fitting.

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Brian · October 28, 2018

Dickbats sound like great Halloween decorations

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Grace Serenity · October 28, 2018

Welp, now I need to order a case of dildos and rubber bat wings!

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Diana · October 28, 2018

Also I have to say as a trans girl myself, I think we should use forms of the word dick as insults more often

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awgiedawgie · October 28, 2018

As a cis male, I heartily agree with you. And "dickbat" is a great one!

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Elf Sternberg · October 28, 2018

Oh dear. Living with Pintsize cannot be good for your interpersonal skills.

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Grace Serenity · October 28, 2018

Nah, he's a chill bro!