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I'm sure it will be fine
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ohhh short bangs are cute, like Hayley Williams "still into you" length. :3
INTO THE STAGE OF HISTORY.. FIGHT!
Even assuming both that Momo's hair is both stiffer and more brittle than human hair and that Bubbles's combat knife is sharper than anything existing, cutting a neat line of bangs with a single backhand slash would require a terrifying level of speed and precision. It's not just cutting hanging hair, and it's not just cutting hair hanging in front of a flat surface without touching the surface. It is cutting hair hanging down in front of a curved surface that curves first out, then back. The knife would have to be withdrawn smoothly and then re-extended to follow the curve of the forehead, all without losing speed. No human could do anything remotely approximating that, even with a sword. I realize that Jeph is just going for a gag, but, damn, if this is at all canonical, I don't think I ever want to see Bubbles in combat mode after all. Not only it wouldn't be fair, it wouldn't be dramatic. She would just go over and take the gun away before they saw her start to move.
Bubbles quotes: "I can take anything in a fight." and "I am proficient with all weapons." She doesn't have to say how proficient - it is true in all contexts. (And Bubbles *likes* Momo. She's not going to do anything risky.)
Combat Knife Haircute?!?
Faye's face though. 😂
Faye thought that she had escaped institutionalised craziness when Dora fired her! Guess she was wrong! "This damn town", as Hannelore put it when she first saw Fairy Girl.
I'm sort of hoping that Bubbles does the rest of Momo's hair up in an elaborate animé-style braid with a cute bow or something. She then looks at a freaked-out Faye and says something like: "What? I like cute things!"
Faye's a little bit scared and a little bit aroused
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCxOj3xA1NM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Scaroused</a> is the appropriate word for the situation.
Haha I would trust Bubs to do surgery on me as long as she had the right reference material. She is precision machinery.
Momo's little smile behind the bangs is everything
This could be infinitely worse - Bubbles might be proposing to do this with a cavalry sabre or a cutting torch!
Or, you know... <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3800" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3800</a>
If she can deactivate a nuclear bomb this shouldn't be any problem at all. I do wonder if this might be Bubbles showing off.
I think to Bubs this is the most efficient way to cut Momo's bangs. One fell swipe. Snicker-snack! Bangs!
O_O
.......party in the back?
It’s all good, Faye. Bubbles is probably more precise than a surgeon with that knife.
More than a human surgeon maybe. Not sure about trained AI surgeon.
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING - * DON'T * LET SAM SEE THIS
Fortunately I was not drinking anything when I read this. My keyboard lives to type again!
I WARNED them yesterday. I TOLD them that union robotics was one wrong decision away from being - not the repair-shop they thought they operated, but a beauty saloon. Now it is too late.
A beauty saloon must be like a beauty salon, but with a much higher chance of a fight breaking out
The knife is just a scare to make sure that Momo has her eyes closed... right?
...right?
And there's my bangs question from yesterday answered.
Well... in a few moments you will have an entirely new answer
This is Bubbles we’re talking about here. The cut will be perfect and over in milliseconds. The closed eyes are so Momo doesn’t flinch. It’ll be fine.
It will be fine apart from Faye's panic attack.
This is just a gambit to increase their dermal replacement business, right?
...right?
This is fine.
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Something I never noticed at the time, was how *well* he wielded that sword. It was live, it would have fallen flat if it took him too many tries to slice that!
Now is that a combat knife from her military days? .... or did she forge her own from scrap robot parts of those that annoyed her?
Yes.
Let's Get Dangerous.
That's an Olivia Newton John song, right?
Why couldn’t Bubbles use lasers?
Because knives just feel more... personal
"Samurai Barber" lives again!
Tune in tomorrow the the next episode of "Bubbles: Battle Barber!"
Omg, Faye's eyes, they are magnificent!
Well, she's at the repair shop. What's a little dermal suturing between friends?
I was thinking, she should get bangs, but *that is not how Ethel cuts mine*!
I think Bubbles has been hanging out with gang for so long bad ideas that seem good are making their way into her heard. XD
I loves Faye's face
BUBBLES AND EMILY HAIR SALON BONUS COMIC
This feels like a bad plan
Thinking that there is a 'plan' is probably the part where you're misunderstanding the situation.