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October 10, 2018

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Brad Knowles · October 11, 2018

Everyone needs a box of hands to wind a string around.

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Dustin · October 12, 2018

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

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Peter Jensen · October 10, 2018

Dingus aside, this really shows how big a deal this is for Momo. The whole experience might have traumatized her more deeply than she's aware of.

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Fart Captor · October 10, 2018

I'd bet that not being able to wear her hair how she likes has some added significance to her since it's one of the few ways she can distinguish her appearance from the thousands of other AIs using the same chassis

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Othin · October 10, 2018

Jeph, heads up - it looks like an email didn't go out for this one?

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Sheri Spangenberg · October 10, 2018

I got the email, came at 10:40ish last night

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Andrew · October 10, 2018

Marginally better joke ideas for Faye: 1) “Here Momo, let us give you a helping hand”, or 2) The box is a reminder to customers thinking about a 5-finger discount.

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Andrew · October 10, 2018

Beans for the Bear King, Hands for the Hare King?

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 10, 2018

Nah, a box of hands is purely Khorne's style!

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Maurice Kessler · October 10, 2018

I occasionally try to joke about US healthcare. I fail.

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Fart Captor · October 10, 2018

Yeah, it'd be funny except how that ACTUALLY is how things work here and that people die or have their lives ruined because of it :/

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 10, 2018

This is your own fault, Faye. You've just got too good at burns and making sarcastic comments sound serious. Now, you're easily upsetting the unwary! That said, I'm guessing that $6,000 is WAY more expensive that the actual job. Bubbles, instead of critiquing Faye's social skills (you know that's a long-term project), maybe you could give Faye a hand with that box of hands?

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Fart Captor · October 10, 2018

Ehh. It's good that Faye acknowledged she fucked up and that she's been trying to be kinder, but someone gently confirming "yes, that was shitty of you" is not only justified, but helpful. Especially since we know that Bubbles being disappointed in you is a powerful motivator

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Gangler · October 10, 2018

It's interesting that Momo has no idea what hair costs for an AI. Has she never so much as gone windowshopping?

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Fart Captor · October 10, 2018

She's never needed to

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BobC · October 10, 2018

I always wondered what was written on the other side of the Gom Jabbar.

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Fart Captor · October 10, 2018

Momo's face is so sad that it's impressive how Faye hasn't been reduced to a pile of sad goo

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Bagge · October 10, 2018

I love Bubbles' background snark

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Kid Meier91 · October 10, 2018

Now I want Momo to fall asleep or something during the growth process, and wake up to like 8 metres of ridiculous Rapunzel hair

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Bagge · October 10, 2018

Then she would have to decide if it is, in fact, cuter that way

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Clifton Royston · October 10, 2018

Wehhh face.

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A sheep · October 10, 2018

Sad Momo's my favorite now

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Erin Moriarty · October 10, 2018

Sad Momo is like a sad puppy, there's no WAY you can say no to those eyes

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darklion · October 10, 2018

Those eyes could sink the biggest ships.

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Czarzhan · October 10, 2018

Momo: "Can... can I pay in installments?" Faye: "It was a joke! We wouldn't charge a regular customer that much! That's the 'pal' rate." :)

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JD · October 10, 2018

Momo is the kind of friend you can never be mean to 'cause she's just too lovely and innocent

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MikeT · October 10, 2018

Everyone has a box of spare hands

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Captain Button · October 10, 2018

They buy in bulk because Punchbot goes through them so fast.

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Miyaa · October 10, 2018

1) Momo should just ask Marigold for help with paying for the hair transplant. It was her & Dale’s fault anyway! 2) Faye is a dingus. 3) If anyone deserves long hair, it’s Momo.

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Kuragari · October 10, 2018

A Scanner Darkly. Momo's hair gets cell shading. XD

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Celine Chamberlin · October 10, 2018

Dang, and here I thought getting our hair done for us organic women was expensive.

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R L · October 10, 2018

"Scan as a joke" You know what, I like that terminology.

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Mordaeus · October 10, 2018

That's the saddest little Momo...

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Ben Russell-Gough · October 10, 2018

She's an bishouju-bot so it makes sense she can do the full range of emotes including the big eyes.

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Midsummer Games · October 10, 2018

I love seeing Bubbles in clothes! <3

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Vik M. · October 10, 2018

I love seeing Bubbles!!

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Michelle Harvey · October 10, 2018

Maybe Faye and Bubbles can start an insurance company for the AIs?

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Samantha Yeaman · October 10, 2018

Momo's face in panel 4! I think my heart just broke in two for a moment there.

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Shawn K. Younkin · October 10, 2018

Awwwwww....Poor Momo!!