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September 18, 2018

Self Actualization

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Comments (57)

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Catloaf · September 20, 2018

I wasn’t ready for the level to this comic.

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Brad Knowles · September 20, 2018

So, wait -- now Coffee of Doom has a counter display with baked goods?!? When did that happen?!?

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Gregory Norris · September 23, 2018

I think they have a partnership with a bakery. Maybe the secret bakery, don't remember. I think it was after a break up when one of the characters was looking for a different place to hang and discovered a bakery.

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Somebody Else · September 18, 2018

May in panel 2 and 3 is just the best. Keeps getting funnier the more I look at it.

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Jeffrey Nonken · September 18, 2018

May has a gift of getting directly to the core of an issue. And then kicking it in the nuts.

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Jeffrey Nonken · September 18, 2018

She also has the gift of perspective. Both are excellent problem-solving skills. Now if she could just learn a bit of tact...

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Laura-Kathleen Redman · September 18, 2018

I am suddenly very envious. I bet an AI switching careers could be as simple as downloading new software and they're set to go, but I would love if Jeph showed us Roko exploring AI education and career training. :)

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Bagge · September 19, 2018

Well, we know from Momo there were quite a lot of old fashioned learning involved (Although she DID download the library catalog... including the erotica section) If nothing else, learning to navigate the social fabric of a new workplace is a work in itself.

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Bagge · September 18, 2018

When you roll 20 on Persuasion and waste it on a silly random encounter at the inn

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Bob the Fish Productions · September 18, 2018

Or a baker

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Jaime Suzuki · September 18, 2018

the Pygmalion of bread (?)

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Anna Phylaxis · September 18, 2018

yay, finally i can identify with Roko in any way or be fond of her as a character!

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JD · September 18, 2018

May’s new career path as a motivational speaker reveals itself

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Thomas Boys · September 18, 2018

And so began Roko's new career as a baking and fetish blogger.

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Lene · September 18, 2018

It's these occasional bouts of unbridled positivity that keep me reading QC every day.

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Rob McBobson · September 18, 2018

Last panel would make a neat T-shirt.

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Dan Curtis · September 18, 2018

middle of the night is when I ponder most of life's questions

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Ben Russell-Gough · September 18, 2018

I think that Roko was about 99% of the way to that decision anyway May. You just made her think about the look on her boss's face when she quits. So what just happened is that you inadvertently encouraged her to think of the bright side of her decision. The girl doesn't know it, but she's a lot like Pintsize! She just isn't conscious of what a good counsellor she can be! You know, there could be a last-reel surprise. Maybe, on her way to quit, Roko saves someone's life or (accidentally) busts a major perp and rediscovers her joy in her work. Or maybe something weirder like SpookyBot suddenly hiring her as their agent on the inside in the Massachusetts State Police.

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awgiedawgie · September 18, 2018

"Last-reel surprise"... You're giving away your age a little there.

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Diptych · September 18, 2018

All Cops Are Becoming knitting supplies retailers

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Smazzie · September 18, 2018

AI Cops Are Bakers

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Philip D Jones · September 18, 2018

And what are we doing at 1:00 am worrying about this stuff?

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Lars Gottlieb · September 18, 2018

Lots of Europeans apparently follow Jeph (o:

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Philip D Jones · September 18, 2018

Also, for an AI is sexual orientation reprogramable?

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littlebubulle · September 18, 2018

Aren't AIs grown in this universe? If that's the case, nothing is reprogrammable for them.

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Philip D Jones · September 18, 2018

If a social worker needs an MSW degree, can that be accomplished for an AI with a few minutes of reprogramming? She may need supervised practicum, but surely re-education can be abbreviated.

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Gigglebyte · September 18, 2018

Actually- that would be true for humans too. There's abbreviated programs for law enforcement seeking an MSW depending on work experience. You still have to get your practicum hours, and supervised hours for licensure but its a thing.

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Gigglebyte · September 18, 2018

Man don't be a social worker Basalisk... We still have to work with cops and I dunno that I can tell you that there's any less beating your head against a brick wall of bureaucracy

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Brent Catherman · September 18, 2018

Hope the Secret Bakery is hiring.

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Am Queue · September 18, 2018

Maybe Roko can be a Parole Officer and help ex-cons who are being discriminated against. Or she can just go bake bread.

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Nematrec · September 18, 2018

Bake bread?! L-lewd!

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BobC · September 18, 2018

Roko loco?

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Bagge · September 18, 2018

I'm not sure that will earn May any parole points.

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Ilana · September 18, 2018

Can't wait for Jeph to join the #AbolishPolice movement :D

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Chris Crowther · September 18, 2018

Sometimes what you need in life is just someone to tell you what it is you actually want to do, because until they do you might not realise that's what you want.

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Ian Wolfe · September 18, 2018

Good for her! People should like their jobs.

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Onedavewreckingcrew · September 18, 2018

Um

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Miyaa · September 18, 2018

What

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Grace Serenity · September 18, 2018

Welp, now I need a neck brace because I got whiplash from that turnaround!

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Paul Grodt · September 18, 2018

AND THEN, THEY FUCKED.

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Dahlia Rose · September 18, 2018

YES. I am so shipping Roko and May now. Like superhard, like I never knew I needed them until now but I SO DO

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Chuck Dee · September 18, 2018

Dale. That is all.

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Gangler · September 18, 2018

Social workers engage with a lot of the same elements of society as police officers, but they're not allowed to gun down anybody who looks at them funny. It's kind of like Hard Mode Police Work.

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Grace Serenity · September 18, 2018

Social workers also have to have masters degrees

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David Hernandez · September 18, 2018

That's just about the BEST in a while. Made me laugh out loud.

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David · September 18, 2018

Bwahahahaha

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awgiedawgie · September 18, 2018

Einstein said figure out what you like to do, and then figure out how to make money doing it.

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Ducky · September 18, 2018

Now, if more cops would follow suit...

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Brian · September 18, 2018

Hooray!

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Katrina Urmson · September 18, 2018

Woooooah!!!

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Steve DeGroof · September 18, 2018

That last panel encapsulates two of my most common emotional states.

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Paul Rendell · September 18, 2018

Well it's not like we saw more tan a couple of pages of her doing cop things.

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Joseph Houk · September 18, 2018

Daaaaaang.

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Matt Grayson · September 18, 2018

Dang!

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Jackson Bockus · September 18, 2018

She should totes be a baker. She could apprentice with Jim. Is that his name? Jim?

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Diptych · September 18, 2018

I have this theory that Jimbo the pulp speculative fiction writer is just Jim the baker when he's drunk. That or they're half-brothers.

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ArtemisFolly · September 18, 2018

Holy shit, is she really gonna go work at the Secret Bakery?