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September 2, 2018

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Mel Corbin · September 7, 2018

Ever since hubby and I started using YNAB (You Need a Budget) software, there has been increasing financial harmony and less stress and fights. But we still love our spreadsheets.

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Samantha Dzirko · September 4, 2018

"Spreadsheets are the key to a harmonious life," should go on a t-shirt! 😍

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Ted Van Roekel · September 4, 2018

Christ, my ex would get that as a tattoo.

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Some Ed · September 4, 2018

Using a spreadsheet to figure out a budget in a world that has sentient robots... OMG. Do they not have open source budget software? Gnucash has a lot of issues, but it's at least designed to handle the job of tracking finances... Oh, and I almost forgot to mention, but doing budget stuff when you are not at a crisis point is much less stressful than doing budgetting at a crisis point, and can help you avoid that stressful crisis point...

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AlliedToasters · September 3, 2018

I also hate Excel files... only because they force me to open EXCEL. GIMME THE RAW CSV PLZ

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · September 3, 2018

I mean, I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T donate a kidney in exchange for Excel exclusion.

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Peter Jensen · September 2, 2018

I will only ever use Excel for its intended purpose: Generating code for PLCs and SCADA applications! ... ... what?!?

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Ariel Rosenfeld · September 3, 2018

after reading the reddits talesfromtechsupport and techsupportgore that is a valid way of doing things for a certain value of people

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Gamebook · September 2, 2018

Bubbles and Faye must have just come in and overheard the end of that conversation. I find myself not surprised that Bubbles is capable of advanced surgery considering her previous demonstrations of medical knowledge and manual dexterity.

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Unanimous D · September 2, 2018

I'm not kidding, I'm actually on the toilet reading this.

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Maripier · September 2, 2018

Just use words? It works as well?

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Ariel Rosenfeld · September 2, 2018

In a world where pintsize can make enough money to fund his shenanigans its weird that marten has no savings

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Gamebook · September 2, 2018

I dread to think HOW Pintsize gets his money. The range of shady enterprises he could do is almost limitless.

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Maurice Kessler · September 2, 2018

Oh, Marten.

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Joseph Houk · September 2, 2018

Excel is life. Yet the funny thing is that I don't use it for budgeting. (Oh wait, yes I do - my bills. Never mind.)

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Patrick Jackson · September 2, 2018

Budgets my arse.

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Jill Yedwab · September 2, 2018

This comic is 100% funnier because we got our taxes done at Jacques Financial.

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David Howe · September 2, 2018

I like that Claire is using a fork (and a plate) while Martin is using chopsticks...

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Ben Russell-Gough · September 2, 2018

Having until recently lived with her mother and been fed nutritious food by her, Claire is unused to the ramen and noodles diet that Marten and Faye occasionally need to rely on. Thus she has yet to learn how to use chopsticks.

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Coleman Ridge · September 2, 2018

I just tried to hire a new baby MLS for a clerk job, and was told she would leave after a few years, and that every time the job comes open, we risk losing it. I wound up with someone less capable who will stay till he dies.

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Holly Nelson · September 2, 2018

☹️

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Coleman Ridge · September 2, 2018

Marten set out to assuage Claire's anxious insecurity, and she has instead made him anxious and insecure. Maybe in that universe library clerk really is a job professionals lust for, and she is right. From here it looks like pointless fretting.

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David Howe · September 2, 2018

Still, he has managed to offset Claire's anxiety attacks about her employment prospects by triggering her desires to care for and reorganize him. If that was deliberate its a masterstroke, but I think it was an accident due to Marten being Marten...

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MikeT · September 2, 2018

This guy knows excel

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Ben Russell-Gough · September 2, 2018

Hmm... It looks like Claire is going to force Marten to start 'Adulting - Lesson 1'. Meanwhile, Pintsize needs to stop enabling irresponsible behaviour. It would be a huge thing for him, I know.

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Bruce · September 2, 2018

But Pintsize got us Faybles!!!!!!!

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RyanNerd · September 2, 2018

The anxiety of looking at your bank balance is the adult equivalent of opening up your school grades.

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awgiedawgie · September 2, 2018

Except it's much more <i>frequent</i> than your report card.

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awgiedawgie · September 2, 2018

Pintsize knows a guy... Pintsize knows <b>lots</b> of guys. What’s alarming is not how many guys he knows, but the <i>kinds</i> of guys he knows.

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Brent Catherman · September 2, 2018

They both the speak the truth. Spreadsheets are invaluable for keeping track of my budget, but depressing as hell when I realize there isn't much leftover after expenses.

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allanfranta · September 2, 2018

once a year, or maybe 6 months, I open the spreadsheet, update the numbers, if there is money left over it goes to cigars and booze.

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CG Farrin · September 2, 2018

That moment when you realize that Marten is figuring out in his 20s what it took you almost twice that to understand.....

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Bagge · September 2, 2018

Pintsize doesn't know a Kidney guy - he knows an excel guy

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Tim Eldred · September 2, 2018

"Do you save enough for retirement?" "Lol @ retirement" "Do you plan to work for the rest of your life?" "I work in I.T. so basically yes"

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Godo Stoyke · September 2, 2018

Looove spreadsheets! Couldn't survive without them.

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Andrew · September 2, 2018

That Claire look in panel 2b is well on point.

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Jamison Town · September 2, 2018

I read that as orgasms and the story didn't make a bit of sense.

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Captain Button · September 2, 2018

No, Marten has already made it clear he doesn't want to follow his mom in the family business...

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Captain Button · September 2, 2018

I got through at least my 20s if not my 30s without a formal budget, despite a complete lack of spreadsheet anxiety. Including a period of only slightly over minimum wage. On payday, pay any critical bills due before next payday, fill car (if any) with gas, buy rice or other staple foods sufficient to last to next payday. Pay non-critical bills, and then you're good. As long as nothing goes wrong. (Of course, I always had health insurance and lived in relatively low-rent areas.)

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Chas Simmons · September 2, 2018

I like spreadsheets, use them to analyze economic policy, among other things. But, like Brian above, I refuse to budget. I'm just quite careful with my money, and cut back if I find I'm not saving enough. I'm rather generous with others, though, when I can afford to be. But saving is key, however you can manage it.

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Shawn K. Younkin · September 2, 2018

Pintsize is helping!!!

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mooviies · September 2, 2018

I love spreadsheets. I did all my budget on spreadsheets. Well, the only reason I did that was to calm the money anxiety of my SO and prove her with numbers that we, in fact, didn't have any financial problem.

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Michelle Harvey · September 2, 2018

Iplay a gamethat has been described as "spreadsheets in space"

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Chuck Dee · September 2, 2018

I know that one! EVE!

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Charlotte Grubbs · September 2, 2018

Oh, Claire, Marten works in a library. He definitely doesn't make enough to start a savings account. Did...did they not teach you this in library school?

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Charlotte Grubbs · September 2, 2018

(Granted, Claire will have her MLS; libraries *sometimes* pay folks with MLSs actual living wages. The rest of us...not so much.)

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Jen Link · September 2, 2018

Shout out to my fellow spreadsheet loving nerds. Also, I love Martin's character but every now and then he's a bit of a man child. I hope Claire and him developed a balance each other out and she doesnt grow out of this hip cute yet kind of aimless guy.

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Brian · September 2, 2018

I’m an excel wiz and I still refuse to make myself budget like that

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · September 2, 2018

I make spreadsheets for FUN I hate looking at my bank balance more than necessary Budget = "Did income exceed outgo? At all? Okay then."

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R L · September 2, 2018

Damn it Pintsize

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mdotwildswanderer · September 2, 2018

Man, as a current office drone it has been a long, long time since I so utterly empathized with Marten.

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Benzy · September 2, 2018

Silly Marten. Spreadsheets are some of the best things ever.

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Katherine E. Cunningham · September 2, 2018

I love a good spreadsheet 😅

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Matt Grayson · September 2, 2018

Pintsize or Bubbles?

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Katherine E. Cunningham · September 2, 2018

Pint size, he said he knew a guy for any bodily fluids you may wish to sell xD