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August 29, 2018

Student Loan Entanglement

quantum physics jokes

Comments (43)

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MysteriousMist · August 29, 2018

<a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2787" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2787</a> Sounds like Martin also needs to cut back a bit on things, if he's forgetting.

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Joshua Roberts · August 29, 2018

The weirder angle to that is that was less then a month before Marten and Claire got together.

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Veronica Pillar · August 29, 2018

Schrödinger's grad student is a remarkably good description of my current position; thank you Jeph!

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awgiedawgie · August 30, 2018

"Schrödinger's Grad Students" sounds like the name of a college band.

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Jennifer Doyle · August 29, 2018

Claire has naturally curly hair - so it expands and contracts depending on humidity, length, activity, etc.

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Joshua Roberts · August 29, 2018

More reason to open that Book Store! Cmon Jeph, Semper Legens Books and Coffee is waiting!!

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Bagge · August 29, 2018

There's only one thing to do, Marten: Spend more time with the band!

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 29, 2018

"Mr Reed? My name is Terry Hampton and I'm the editor-in-chief at the Northampton Recorder. I've been reading your music and pop culture blog for some time now and I'm wondering if you would like to do a regular column for our publication; print and on-line editions. I understand that the campus journals for both Smif College and University of Massachusetts are interested in reprint rights too."

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Kevin Symonds · August 29, 2018

Unlikely to be an issue. Know what universities like more than skilled staff? Staff that can do the job but get paid less as they are not qualified!

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RyanNerd · August 29, 2018

Love the Quantum Nerd joke. Here's one I heard: Schrödinger is driving when a cop pulls him over. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" Schrödinger replies "No. But I know where I am." The cop thinking this a strange answer asks to search the car. The officer opens the trunk and asks: "Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrödinger responds "Well, I do now!"

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 29, 2018

Way to spoil the afterglow there, Reed! Basically, Tai has sinecure by way of ambiguously-stated blackmail. If the board of trustees ever changes enough that the couple she caught having sex in the library are no longer in charge, then she is in trouble and so is Marten. Finally, is Jeph giving us a clue to Tai's game plan in the strip title? Is she trying to work off as much of her student loan debt as possible before dipping her toes in the world outside academia?

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Ted Van Roekel · August 29, 2018

Also, Martin has some blackmail material. He got a 30% raise and some job security out of it. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1134" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1134</a>

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Brent Catherman · August 29, 2018

If I recall correctly there were university some higher ups that got caught using one of the study rooms for non study purposes and while Tai never threatened to blackmail they feared she might and her position has been secure ever since. However, if they retire or take a job at another university the next administrator might do some reorganization which could jeopardize everyone's job..

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Alex Thompson · August 29, 2018

inb4 Steve's cereal has sex hair

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · August 29, 2018

I'm Calling it: Claire applies for the job, The Board gets wind and overrides Tai. Instant existential crisis. Thank me later.

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Bagge · August 29, 2018

Or they all manage to sort it out through communication and mutual support but Steve runs out of cereals and he is the one with a crisis.

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Will Weaver · August 29, 2018

Claire’s sex hair is likely to achieve sentience any day now...

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Captain Button · August 29, 2018

Now picturing Claire with Medusa-hair combat powers...

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Miyaa · August 29, 2018

I’m thinking we’re going to have to upgrade the breakfast Steve eats from Toad in the Hole to a Full Irish Breakfast.

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Kyle Major · August 29, 2018

Maximum poof happens after bedtime antics

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Bruce · August 29, 2018

I don't know...Claire's hair was mighty poofy when Faye & Bubbles returned home to see the aftermath of a disaster with Pintsize.

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JD · August 29, 2018

i know this isn't the point of the comic but MARTEN AND CLAIRE NAKED AHHHH

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Ian Wolfe · August 29, 2018

Tai is a law unto herself.

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 29, 2018

For now at least; that won't last forever and the day it changes will be a dark one for her.

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Justin Bean · August 29, 2018

Wait. Is this comic still about Marten? Weird

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 29, 2018

I think that Jeph is making an effort to go back to making it about Marten and Faye, at least for now.

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Alex Mullenix · August 29, 2018

It's weird seeing them laying in bed together like that as at this point I view Marten as just an asexual being.

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MikeT · August 29, 2018

Which as effectively been the joke of the comic for almost it's entire run...

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strngbirdx@gmail.com · August 29, 2018

Smif knows a good deal when they have one. They have a grad student running the library, with Marten and students working there. It's costing them peanuts, as long as nobody notices. Or complains.

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Jaime Suzuki · August 29, 2018

but I don’t think Tai or Marten would be working full time for stipend-like wages. they got to be making decent money

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Peter McDevitt · August 29, 2018

wasn't there a strip saying that Tai graduated "a year ago" released SEVERAL years ago???

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JD · August 29, 2018

Yes there was. I was going to bring that up

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Andy Sleeper · August 29, 2018

Sex hair for all!

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Samantha Yeaman · August 29, 2018

Claire and Marten are so cute in this scene! Her arm freckles are adorable.

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BobC · August 29, 2018

Frankly, I suspect Jeph's Freckle Brush died less than halfway through. There's room for WAY more freckles!

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Kyle Jenkins · August 29, 2018

Marten and Claire are adorable

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Chris Hewson · August 29, 2018

I bet at this point Tai is actually the one running the library from the top! Marten and co. won't have even noticed. Heck, Tai herself probably hasn't even noticed!

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 29, 2018

I agree. Even though the library manager and assistant positions are SUPPOSED to be student positions, I can see the Board of Trustees deciding to formalise Tai as being a post-grad employee (Marten too) on the grounds that they figure they would prefer changing the rules over the chaos giving the facility over to student control would entail.

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Nicholas Lopez · August 29, 2018

M A X I M U M P O O F

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Benzy · August 29, 2018

Scholastic action at a distance

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Jamison Town · August 29, 2018

What's in the box???

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z · August 29, 2018

Serious, Claire needs a time machine, a competent therapist, and a kick-ass academic advisor. NOW.

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Brian · August 30, 2018

Sadly, she has none of those things. But at least there’s Pintsize.