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August 11, 2018

Bonus Comic: Bread Revelations

now I want bread >:(

Comments (44)

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onitake · September 4, 2018

"Welcome to the dark side. We've got cookies. Persistent cookies."

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Joshua Brumley · August 17, 2018

And this will probably the only time we see Melon being "The Normal One" in a conversation. :)

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Brian · August 15, 2018

It’s a rare day when someone is weirder than Melon

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Katharina Dankert · August 14, 2018

In Germany there is a kids TV icon who is a depressed, grumpy loaf of bread (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot)." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot).</a> Roko should never find out about him!! He's the antitheses to all her breadly desires.

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Brent Catherman · August 12, 2018

To each their own. I just hope Roko actually feeds the birds or does something useful with all that bread she buys.

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Ruth Merriam · August 12, 2018

As a breadbaking hobbyist, I'm totally in sync with this. Sourdough multigrain with golden raisins 2 days ago . . .

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Mark · August 12, 2018

Roko, not even a cookie (biscuit to my friends in the English-speaking world) with a crisp exterior and a fudgy, chewy interior?

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Luzahn · August 12, 2018

Why is Roko so adorable?

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awgiedawgie · August 12, 2018

Because she's wearing fitness apparel. It's a robot thing... or <i>some</i>thing.

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AJ Saint · August 12, 2018

Cake sniffers

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Penguin · August 11, 2018

CAKE

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Derrik Pates · August 11, 2018

Wow, judgey much Roko?

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Ami · August 11, 2018

Bread Revelations.... Breavelations

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BobC · August 11, 2018

"Bread & Tea, The Awakening." The trigger for the AI Uprising. Just you wait and see!

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Reyn Goldfur · August 11, 2018

See we already know that AIs perceptions of the world around us are different to ours from what Bubbles has told us. Maybe Roko has an extra-sensitive olfactory/touch suite that makes it that much more pleasing to her? Like, I love the smell, taste and texture of fresh-baked bread but not to fetish levels. I'm guessing it's just overcharging her sensory suite or somesuch. Still cute tho.

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Abhayakara · August 11, 2018

Huh, now I want a cookie. Screw bread.

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Dean Reilly · August 12, 2018

Come on, I don't think she'd go that far.

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Crushbot (security*) · August 11, 2018

Melon is probably my second favorite character in this comic now. I miss Hannelore!

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Chuck Dee · August 11, 2018

Agreed on both points. Hannelore, Melon, and Emily. Imagine what that would look like?

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 11, 2018

I find myself wondering what Roko thinks of Twinkies...

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Chris Gallaty · August 11, 2018

[Insert inapropriate suggestive cookie euphemism here]

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Matt · August 11, 2018

hmm, I'd have thought crumbs would be less of a perk for a mechanical being... looks like I need to brush up on robotics again

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Abhayakara · August 11, 2018

I see what you did there.

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Bagge · August 11, 2018

She had me at crumbs

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Littleshiro-kun · August 11, 2018

Now now, Roko, no need to kink shame. XD

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Captain Button · August 11, 2018

Yes, do-nut kink shame people.

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Bruce · August 11, 2018

Roko's bliss face is cute! 😃

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Thomas Boys · August 11, 2018

Maybe Roko could meet a nice Swedish person, get introduced to cinnamon buns and they could fika all night long. ;)

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Bagge · August 11, 2018

Kanelbullens dag will always be a special day for them

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Ted Van Roekel · August 11, 2018

Don't kink shame, Roko!

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 11, 2018

You tell her, Roko!

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Sorastro · August 11, 2018

You have to enjoy a good loaf story. (He said with a rye smile)

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Fulminar · August 11, 2018

I just love Melon’s expression in that last panel. XD

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Marlo Delfin Gonzales · August 11, 2018

...did you manage to draw this in a half hour?

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Martijn van Dijk · August 11, 2018

I'm just as confused as melon about the cookiez...

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Daryl Sawyer · August 11, 2018

Maybe Roko thinks cookies is like robot pedo?

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Dean Reilly · August 11, 2018

While Roko prefers loaves, she's not averse to a roll in the hay.

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DP · August 12, 2018

She's been looking for loaf in all the wrong places.

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Nicholas Lopez · August 11, 2018

And this was all started because Pintsize shot her with bread from a toaster.

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Peter Jensen · August 11, 2018

I think the <a href="http://jephjacques.com/post/153991088855/roko-unwinds" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Roko unwinds</a> posts pre-date that.

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Alejandro Enriquez · August 11, 2018

It took me this long to figure out that this is a joke on pansexuality

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William Hanna · August 11, 2018

Thank you for bringing me in on the joke, as well.

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Miyaa · August 11, 2018

I’m with Melon about cookies and perverts.

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William Hanna · August 11, 2018

Time for some day bread.