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August 2, 2018

Like A Chef With A Cleaver

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Comments (47)

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Matt Grayson · August 3, 2018

And now Bubbles performs Concrete Saw Kata #47: A Cinder Block Alights on the Butterfly

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Holly Nelson · August 3, 2018

Skill saws, concrete saws, chain saws ... nope nope nope. I’ve got poor upper body strength and all I can imagine is them there saws leaping up and rolling after me down the street, till their cords unplug.

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Ted Van Roekel · August 3, 2018

Bad news. I think that one's either gas or battery powered...

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Jeffrey Nonken · August 2, 2018

I don't blame her, concrete saws are pretty cool-looking. I mean, I wanna use one, and I don't even have any concrete to saw.

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Grace Serenity · August 3, 2018

I was at Harbor Freight, the other day, and I felt the same way about the jackhammers!

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Jen Link · August 2, 2018

When did she change outfits? At first I thought she just took off the shirt, but those are different pants. Is it a new day? Is Faye living in overalls from now on?

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Will Weaver · August 2, 2018

Bubbles would be the coolest mom ever.

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Brad Knowles · August 2, 2018

So, Sam was holding the phone in her left hand in the third panel, and then is using her left hand to point at the saw in the fourth panel -- but there is no phone. I don't suppose she got so excited that she dropped the phone between panels 3 & 4? ;)

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · August 2, 2018

I'm interested in knowing exactly how tall Bubbles is... I said before I used to have a thing for Tall Women.

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awgiedawgie · August 2, 2018

I don't think Jeph has actually said, but at least myself and one other reader have estimated - based on how close her head is to the top of the doorways - that she is 6' 8".

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Matt Grayson · August 2, 2018

DROID 06 .... y’know, I should stop putting words in Jeph’s characters’ mouths. I do love the big DROID, though.

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Nancie · August 2, 2018

I love x100000 Fay specifying that all of Sam's fingers will not only be present, but still attached.

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awgiedawgie · August 2, 2018

Somehow, I imagine that it was Sam's Dad who made that specification, and Faye was simply assuring him that yes, that would be the case.

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Tim Williams · August 2, 2018

do androids have ear switches to turn off hearing, otherwise hearing protection is advised here. (try running one for a day or so)

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awgiedawgie · August 2, 2018

Simply turning off the auditory sensors would not protect them from high sound pressures. Even inactive, the sensors could still suffer damage, so hearing protection is still advised.

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Miyaa · August 2, 2018

I bet Bubbles gets off on seeing videos like “one man builds a log cabin by himself from scratch” and yelling at how badly the This Old House gang refurbishes old Bostonian houses.

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tacit · August 2, 2018

In Rescue work they're referred to as "K saws" or "quick cuts" based on brand names from Sthil and other manufacturers. They can cut concrete, but are also used commonly as roof saws in firefighting and I've put them to use in structural rescue training. They are awesome, and versatile. And Bubs deserves her own saw.

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Dean Reilly · August 2, 2018

Now I'm picturing Bubbles in a late night infomercial for concrete saws, cutting several cinderblocks in half and then finely slicing a tomato.

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 2, 2018

Bubbles doesn't fool me. She's just practising for her audition for the 'The Evil Dead' reboot! Chainsaws are overused at the moment; the producers want a new theme power tool!

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Ariel Rosenfeld · August 2, 2018

considering posting this to r/osha

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Daryl Sawyer · August 2, 2018

Oh, I have to see that thread.

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j r conlin · August 2, 2018

hrm. I'd think a 6 Amp, diamond bladed angle grinder would offer more finesse, particularly when freeing thermal welded, carbon steel ball joints. But that's probably more for after particularly aggressive mosh pits.

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Unanimous D · August 2, 2018

hoooooo mama! I wasn't ready for bi-hair bubbles in fit gear.

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Denise Webber · August 2, 2018

Dang Bubbles! Hot hot hot.

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Dahlia Rose · August 2, 2018

I honestly don't understand how Faye is still standing after turning around to see Bubbles looking like THAT. I'd be keeled over dead. <3

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Tina Pegar · August 2, 2018

I was thinking the same thing

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Chong Go · August 2, 2018

Thanks, Jeph! These really brighten my day.

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JD · August 2, 2018

uh, Bubbles in a crop top, HOLY SHIT

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Ami · August 2, 2018

Jeph, it's your comic but I plead with you for not dismembering biological characters anymore in this comic (I realize Clinton's happy with his hand)

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Jaime Suzuki · August 2, 2018

let’s hope there are no harpoon-related incidents

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Toli · August 2, 2018

she'll be *fine*. what's a limb or two between friends anyway?

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Jaime Suzuki · August 2, 2018

those biceps, tho

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Andrew · August 2, 2018

Let’s start a ‘sexy robots in activewear with powertools’ magazine. Any takers?

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Grant Swire · August 2, 2018

Some mechanical failures are psychological.

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 2, 2018

And Bubbles pulling out her Zombie Trimmer suddenly makes the 'patient' realise that they're actually okay and don't need repairs at all!

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InstantiateThis · August 2, 2018

Bubs made me think of these song lyrics instantly... and I don't even listen to enough pop music to know what song it was without google. "You know we getting hotter, and hotter Sexy and hotter, let's shut it down Pound the alarm! Pound the alarm!"

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Hawkeye · August 2, 2018

HOT DAMN. Bubs is jacked! And I'm here for that.

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MikeT · August 2, 2018

When all you've got is a concrete saw...

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Ben Russell-Gough · August 2, 2018

Everything looks like a paving stone?

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Rob McBobson · August 2, 2018

I really like that thing that Sam's eyes do in the last panel.

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FunkyTuba · August 2, 2018

Sam is one of my favorites... love how Faye gets to mentor her

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 2, 2018

Is Bubbles TRYING to tease Faye...because a sports bra is how she would tease Faye!

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Matt Grayson · August 2, 2018

I suppose Faye will wear those overalls forever, given Bubbles's "endorsement".

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Michele Williams · August 2, 2018

When did Bubbles change clothes, and OMG Sam's reaction LOL>

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Jason Zions · August 2, 2018

I'd say "she got hot and took off her top", but as was observed just a few minutes ago, Bubbles has been hot for a long time.

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Mandy Hoskins · August 2, 2018

Bubbles is fuckin’ hot.

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Andrew Mitchell · August 2, 2018

THIS.